External Link/Members OnlyAfter trying - and failing - to get a duo with her and her housemate Sonny (see my review of this here -
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=174670.0 - I very naively decided to return for a shot of Lorenna as there is a Positive Review of her here.
Comms:
Prompt and efficient, at first. Called first thing, booked for 30 minutes later. It's Sonny that answers the phone as Lorenna doesn't speak English.
Drove to the St Enoch's area of town, parked up, walked to the street and phoned as I arrived. This time I was told to wait a few more minutes, and that they'd call me with the house number when they were ready. Walked back to the car, received the call 10 minutes later with the house number.
Location:
Easy to find, loads of parking etc, but be aware that it's a front door that's overlooked by the other houses on the street and the immediate neighbours. My meet was first thing in the morning, so I would likely have been seen by any neighbour sitting in their shitty wee living room watching the Jeremy Kyle show.
Knocked the door, Lorenna opened it, I stepped in.
SP:
The photos flatter her facially, even the verification pic. Her teeth are a little yellow and it's clear she's a smoker. Height-wise, probably around 5'2". Very slim 'n trim body, decent shape to her arse and breasts. Very cute pointy nipples, like little fruit pastels.
Ok, so I go to step from the small vestibule into the living room, where, sitting on the sofa, is Sonny, feet up on the cushions wearing lingerie and loads of foundation on her face. She barks at me to take my shoes off, that it's raining outside and it's a sign of respect to take your shoes off.
I mean, ok, I get it that loads of European countries have a "no shoes inside" rule, but that doesn't mean that us Scots are used to this. But obviously working in Glasgow and having punter after punter blunder into her living room still clad in their outdoor footwear has royally pissed poor Sonny off, hence her need to get things off to a decidedly frosty and awkward start.
So, I take them off and apologise, but her entire demeanour is one of someone ready for an argument. Meanwhile, I step into the living room and Lorenna, clad in a housecoat (that needs a wash), closes the door over. At which point I notice the no smoking sign on it, and the open packets of fags on the table, and the aroma of cigarettes in the air. I try to make a joke out of the sign, saying "look; it says "no smoking"", to which Sonny replied "we don't!" with no hint of a smile or wink.
I worked in Romania for a few months a few years ago, and I still remember a few bits n pieces of the lingo, so I try to lighten the mood a bit by saying some friendly phrases to both girls. I'm met with blank stares, with lingering hostility from Sonny, which is just fucking rude; if someone attempts to speak your native tongue the polite and respectful thing to do is to acknowledge the fucking attempt...
Lorenna then leads me into the clean and tidy bedroom, where I hand over the
£50 for 30 minutes service.
Service:
She's still wrapped in the clatty housecoat when she returns from stashing the cash, and I try to make light jokes with her, using physical comedy about us both having cold hands. Obviously she has no English at all, and my attempts at Romanian with her get no reaction, so idle chit chat or dirty talk aren't going to happen. Eventually it's off with the housecoat and her bra/knickers and onto the bed.
No kissing is offered or allowed, but she makes a decent show of kissing my body and manhandling my junk. At one point we accidentally bump foreheads and, Jesus, she made a song and dance about it like a Premiership footballer who's been tapped on the ankle in the penalty box.
Much profuse apologising from me later (even though it wasn't my fault) her service continues. At one point she moved her breasts up towards my face, and I ventured a suck of her left nipple, which was super alert and hard. Now, this wasn't the first nipple I've sucked. I've sucked many, dating back to infant-hood. But this was the first time I'd received such a show of pain and discomfort and exaggerated offence for sucking a nipple. I still have no idea what I did wrong, but Lorenna was certainly not pleased.
On with a condom and the OW commenced. It was reasonable. Eventually got her to position herself at 90º to me so that I could explore her body. After some very gently brushes against her pussy - which was wearing 7pm shadow - she pushed my hand away. My hand then moved towards her head, and it was clear she thought I was going to hold her down and ram my cock into her throat - which I wasn't - as she stopped sucking to give me a firm "no!" and a defiant stare.
Ultimately I wasn't really getting into the punt. Her attitude wasn't awful, but there was the typical fucking Romanian sighing and huffing at any perceived deviation from their fucking routine. Everything seemed like it was a chore and was performed at a languid pace.Told her I wanted to fuck her, so she flipped onto her back and applied some lube to my covered cock. More huffing and eyebrow raising when I gestured her onto all 4s for doggy.
I admit I wasn't fully hard at this point (mucho vibe killing in the air), but she was nowhere near ready for penetration (remember, I wasn't allowed to stimulate her...), so I wouldn't go in. I drew myself back, she flipped onto her back again, I took off the condom with the view to chugging myself rock hard, at which point she did a big fucking Romanian exaggerated wide-eyed look at the discarded condom, my 3/4 hard cock, rolled her eyes, huffed loudly, rolled her eyes and shook her head.
And that was when I called time. Told her "finished", got off the bed, dressed and left the icy, unwelcoming, antagonistic atmosphere of this Romanian SP's accommodation, 15 minutes after I arrived.
TL:DR
AVOID like the plague. Yes, Lorenna has a positive review on here, but the reviewing punter also noted the vibe-killing attitude of her housemate and fellow hoor Sonny. Yes, I should have known better to give a Romanian prossie the benefit of the doubt, and this girl could and should take a leaf out of the popular Antonia_Lovely's playbook. But thankfully it appears Lorenna is fucking off to Canada. I'm sure those hockey-loving, Trudeau-voting cuckolds will welcome her and Sonny with open arms.
