Closest Parlours?

[Snapper846]

Hey folks,

Where's the closest proper parlour, like the ones down Bury, Manchester etc?

I know there's plenty of massage with HE but i mean a full on parlour where you can just walk in, not a Thai place either as I've been to Amy's

Maybe the police aren't as understanding in these parts

[daviemac]

Hey folks,

Where's the closest proper parlour, like the ones down Bury, Manchester etc?

I know there's plenty of massage with HE but i mean a full on parlour where you can just walk in, not a Thai place either as I've been to Amy's

Maybe the police aren't as understanding in these parts

Bury or Manchester is the closest I would think, agencies have the monopoly up here, parlours aren't tolerated. They even raid the Thai / Chinese massage places from time to time.   

[foreverchanges]

Hey folks,

Where's the closest proper parlour, like the ones down Bury, Manchester etc?

I know there's plenty of massage with HE but i mean a full on parlour where you can just walk in, not a Thai place either as I've been to Amy's

Maybe the police aren't as understanding in these parts

Edinburgh I would say...80 mins in the train or 2 hours in the car.

Despite the efforts of Police Scotland to close the Edinburgh saunas down in 2013 common sense has won the day and there are still a few in rude health.
The glory days of the late 90s/early 00s are long gone where you could expect to find wall to wall hottie scotties but there's still a few gems to be found among the Rom dross.

[Vernon]

Hey folks,

Where's the closest proper parlour, like the ones down Bury, Manchester etc?

I know there's plenty of massage with HE but i mean a full on parlour where you can just walk in, not a Thai place either as I've been to Amy's

Maybe the police aren't as understanding in these parts

Did you visit a parlour whilst travelling from Carlisle to Warrington?

[daviemac]

Did you visit a parlour whilst travelling from Carlisle to Warrington?

What's this got to do with the NE     Why not post on the relevant thread.?

[Sar-Major]

Edinburgh I would say...80 mins in the train or 2 hours in the car.

Despite the efforts of Police Scotland to close the Edinburgh saunas down in 2013 common sense has won the day and there are still a few in rude health.
The glory days of the late 90s/early 00s are long gone where you could expect to find wall to wall hottie scotties but there's still a few gems to be found among the Rom dross.

WHAT the fuk are you driving FC...............A Model T Ford................

Me Uncle was Sterling Moss...............     

 

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WHAT the fuk are you driving FC...............A Model T Ford................

Me Uncle was Sterling Moss...............     

 

From where I live its 120 miles to Auld Reekie and if you get stuck behind a tractor on the crap A1 then you do well to do it in 2 hours....I did that journey plenty of times to know!

[horrayforboobies]

After watching this and seeing kirie on there, you couldn't pay me to visit a parlour. External Link/Members Only

Think ill stick to well rated indies.

[foreverchanges]

After watching this and seeing kirie on there, you couldn't pay me to visit a parlour. External Link/Members Only

Think ill stick to well rated indies.

That programme was such a piss take it might as well have been called Carry On Punting.
Bloody hell it even had George Not allowedpretending to be a paying customer!

[horrayforboobies]

George McCoy

Who?

My point is still valid. Imagine running into kirie..... 

[daviemac]

Who?

The author of McCoy's British Massage Parlour Guide.

[foreverchanges]

Who?

In the pre forum days he used to give parlours favourable reviews in his Guide if he got a free punt with one of the lasses....imagine that!!

Sure there was a thread on UKE where half the lasses appearing on the show didnt actually work at the parlour...but defo agree about giving that particular one a wide berth.

[Tiger63]

Ive said for long enough that it would be great if we had a couple in the NE.
So what if the Agencies get their noses put out,it might encourage them to get their act together a bit better.