External Link/Members OnlyLocation is a short (fish) walk from my house, pictures looked good, I like a big pair of natural tits on a decent size 10 frame. She'd been on my radar for a while but being cheap and a Romanian I always kept at arms length.
Then there was a positive review that popped up from someone with a decent amount of reviews. I thought it was worth a try.
Venue, very dated block of flats, the inside looks like something out of the 80s. Like visiting an old granny house that hand't been decorated for decades. Now this was described as "posh" and compared to nice hotel rooms in the previous reviews. I don't judge (each to their own) but this wasn't a great start.
The girl, she's big. Bigger than her pictures. So again, in the last review when it said "yep, its her" I was a little put off. The pictures show a hot bod with awesome looking natural tits. The reality is a bigger lass with big natural tits with south facing nipples. Again, I don't judge. But this was disappointing. Oh and she looks FUCK ALL LIKE KELLY BROOK! She has zero features that resemble her, ZERO.
The punt, I thought I'd stay 15 minutes for a quick BJ and pounding. At first I nearly walked. She wanted £40 for 15 minutes and £20 extra for owo. I said i only had £45 and that I would "go and get some more cash" for owo. All of a sudden though she decided that she would do owo for an extra £5. So I stayed.
The BJ was ok but there was no chance of her making me jizz so I popped a rubber on and fucking pounded until I came. There was stubble rubbing on my upper legs during the sex too. I genuinely don't know what part of her legs/vag it was from so that's a bit worrying.
I then cleaned up and walked. £45 is pennies so I'm not too disappointed. If anything it was worth it just so I could review from a different set of eyes.
I had this down as a neutral as she was actually a nice girl BUT (as always) as I write this I think I'm being generous. If she was that nice she would put up a few honest pictures.
So its a NO from me. Save your money, have a wank.