hot.alessia.escort - South Kensington - Yummy yum yum

[king tarzan]

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Yummy yum yum yaba daba doo 😀😀😀😀😊😊😊😊😃

What a fucken sexy hot yummy yum yum super honey!!

Really delicious! !

Eastern European
Romanian /italian
About 5'7
Size 12 upper
Lower body maybe 12 to 14
Firm thickest
Juicy real football's
Really delicious mango! !
Speaks good English
Near South Kensington station! !
Know what I mean which place!!

Paid £120 60 mins
Paradise yummy endless intense dfk
Oral with
Mango desert yummy yum yum yaba daba doo 😄😄😄😄
Sex protection 1 and 1 mango desert intense licking and Jerk out venom

Absolutely super delicious time! !

Attitude 10/10
Girlfriend experience 8/10 ( no owo)
PHYSICAL construction 8.8/10
Professional excellence 10/10


Basically European version of heavenly Angelica ginger!!

[beanfarmer05]

Sex protection 1 and 1 mango desert intense licking and Jerk out venom...

What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean? Your reviews just get worse and worse

[Dead Wood]

Don't ever stop, KT...

I can't imagine where this delightful nonsense language comes from, but it always makes me smile.  And you seem to get round the ladies, which is what this site is all about.

Thank you!

[doughboy]

Sex protection 1 and 1 mango desert intense licking and Jerk out venom...

What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean? Your reviews just get worse and worse

Haha, it does take a couple of re-reads to decipher what he's trying to say. Not the most informative of reviews but at least they get to the point i.e. she was either willing and delivered or she was shite.

Her profile states she's a size 8 but KT reckons at least a size 12 to 14....now that's the kind of surprise punters don't need, turning up to a heffer when you're expecting slimmer..

[FlyingBreadMan]

Her profile states she's a size 8 but KT reckons at least a size 12 to 14....now that's the kind of surprise punters don't need, turning up to a heffer when you're expecting slimmer..

Oedipus complex shit going on here...Asian mum looking woman...Flintstones euphoria...mango breast feeding...

[king tarzan]

Haha, it does take a couple of re-reads to decipher what he's trying to say. Not the most informative of reviews but at least they get to the point i.e. she was either willing and delivered or she was shite.

Her profile states she's a size 8 but KT reckons at least a size 12 to 14....now that's the kind of surprise punters don't need, turning up to a heffer when you're expecting slimmer..

She is extremly thick set firm
Extremely juicy
Extremely sexy/beautiful
Very similar to angelica ginger. ..
She is not fat or skinny
A very healthy sexy firm figure
She has height so the figure suits her
Some firmmeat to grab and get hold of!!

Started snogging virtually immediately upon entry
Just could not wait to fully get hold of her! !

IMHO SUPER GREAT VALUE FOR MONEY WITH A SEXY SUPER HONEY

( does promise owo on second visit..something to do with her own rules... )
With her couldn't give a shit about no owo just wanted to deeply passionately snog her which she obliged and ate and ate her delicious sweet mango for ages..
She was telling me calm down as we have plenty of time!!

[FlyingBreadMan]

She was telling me calm down as we have plenty of time!!

You forced your self on her?

[puntingpumping1920]

Thanks for the review King Tarzan.
 
Is her ass big, as she boasts about it being one of her selling points
 

[Sinz]

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[YidArmy]

Her profile states she's a size 8 but KT reckons at least a size 12 to 14....now that's the kind of surprise punters don't need, turning up to a heffer when you're expecting slimmer.

The profile says OWO if you are 'healthy and very clean'. So obviously King Tarzan is neither as he wasn't provided this clearly advertised service.

( does promise owo on second visit..something to do with her own rules... )

How do you know that? Have you returned to find out? Or is that some bullshit you've just made up.

[king tarzan]

The profile says OWO if you are 'healthy and very clean'. So obviously King Tarzan is neither as he wasn't provided this clearly advertised service.
How do you know that? Have you returned to find out? Or is that some bullshit you've just made up.

Hey listen smelly loser I don't get the restricted minimum your used to..

[vw]

Hey listen smelly loser I don't get the restricted minimum your used to..

have you been talking about other punters with prossies then or did you make that up that he is smelly?   

[YidArmy]

Hey listen smelly loser I don't get the restricted minimum your used to..

No, you just get told to fuck off by whores who sees your stinky paki cock and then taste your curry breath. 

I notice as usual you avoid the real question. Did you make up that lying bullshit about OWO to make yourself feel better?

[YidArmy]

have you been talking about other punters with prossies then or did you make that up that he is smelly?   

He was very fond of talking about himself and his fans on UK Punting over on AW.
Seems to have piped down now we know what a fucking sad loser he actually he is.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Poor King-Tarded, always pondering why the sloppy blow jobs he gets feel cold - not realising all this time he's been getting a niave-ending hand job with a wet wipe.

[Sinz]

He was very fond of talking about himself and his fans on UK Punting over on AW.
Seems to have piped down now we know what a fucking sad loser he actually he is.

Take a chill pill mate.

Not really sure what you are trying to prove here.

OP clearly stated the WG said she promised to offer it next time, he didn’t guarantee it and made it clear her did not receive OWO.

So you are just barking up the tree pointlessly. He is not touting for the WG, especially given his track record. He made his point and moved on.

I suggest you do the same too, don’t like what you read - discard and move on.

Have a genuine reason to believe any malicious activity/intension report to Admin.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Take a chill pill mate.

Not really sure what you are trying to prove here.

OP clearly stated the WG said she promised to offer it next time, he didn’t guarantee it and made it clear her did not receive OWO.

So you are just barking up the tree pointlessly. He is not touting for the WG, especially given his track record. He made his point and moved on.

I suggest you do the same too, don’t like what you read - discard and move on.

Have a genuine reason to believe any malicious activity/intension report to Admin.

Just poking the inferior intellect kid for a bit of fun, but fair. No more.

[Sinz]

You forced your self on her?

I did not deduce that assumption, reading the same line.

Issue could be the interpretation of what you read.

[FlyingBreadMan]

I did not deduce that assumption, reading the same line.

Issue could be the interpretation of what you read.

Thug mentality...he has revealed to be one in previous negative reviews...

[Sinz]

Thug mentality...he has revealed to be one in previous negative reviews...

Again is that pointed out in the every 100+ reviews or that one negative review ? (Down to ones interpretation)

I personally don’t care, just stop acting like bullies and attacking someone who contributes to this forum.

You can disregard my comment and do what you want, just sharing my tupence on the matter, as some of the comments on here are starting to make no sense.

[YidArmy]

OP clearly stated the WG said she promised to offer it next time, he didn’t guarantee it and made it clear her did not receive OWO.

But she's clearly advertising OWO if you are 'healthy and clean'. That means he's neither or she's lying ( realistically both  ).

Then the little loser has tried to justify her by alleging she'll provide OWO on the 2nd visit. That's a cuntish way of defending a whore who hasn't provided offered services. 

Personally i would doubt she even said that to him, but he's a snidey little cunt for posting what is at best speculation and at worst something he's just made up.

[YidArmy]

I personally don’t care, just stop acting like bullies and attacking someone who contributes to this forum.

But if he's going to post up his self-indulgent rubbish masquerading as a 'review' (which it really isn't) then he'll need to deal with people questioning him.
As for bullying, i don't see any evidence of that, in fact Tarzan is more than happy to dish out abuse whenever his bullshit gets called out. He did beg Admin to let him back on her after being banned so clearly he likes it here. 

[Strikar]

She does look fucking hot though, on the HL anyway

[Sinz]

But she's clearly advertising OWO if you are 'healthy and clean'. That means he's neither or she's lying ( realistically both  ).

Then the little loser has tried to justify her by alleging she'll provide OWO on the 2nd visit. That's a cuntish way of defending a whore who hasn't provided offered services. 

Personally i would doubt she even said that to him, but he's a snidey little cunt for posting what is at best speculation and at worst something he's just made up.

How do you know the OP is not clean,  have you met him ? It is your speculation right ?

It’s his review and he has the right to say whatever he wants:
- you can either go along with it,
-complain to the Admin - instead of being abusive against punters on here
-or go punt for yourself and drop your review- which would make more sense.

Hence my point, stop acting childish and making pointless accusations. If you make a sensible point fair enough, but your remark has no base or reasoning.

[Sinz]

But if he's going to post up his self-indulgent rubbish masquerading as a 'review' (which it really isn't) then he'll need to deal with people questioning him.
As for bullying, i don't see any evidence of that, in fact Tarzan is more than happy to dish out abuse whenever his bullshit gets called out. He did beg Admin to let him back on her after being banned so clearly he likes it here. 

Questioning is fine, no issues, but blatantly turning the topic around to make it sound like something else and talking crap- well in your terms, I would say you are no different to his Mango style of writing. Some like it others don’t so instead of dragging it on just move on.

[YidArmy]

How do you know the OP is not clean,  have you met him ? It is your speculation right ?

It’s his review and he has the right to say whatever he wants:
- you can either go along with it,
-complain to the Admin - instead of being abusive against punters on here
-or go punt for yourself and drop your review- which would make more sense.

Hence my point, stop acting childish and making pointless accusations. If you make a sensible point fair enough, but your remark has no base or reasoning.

The WG says she will do OWO with punters who are clean. Clearly Tarzan isn't as she didn't do it with him.
Or the WG is a liar. In which case, why is Tarzan telling us what she allegedly told him? Why should we believe that?
He can write whatever the fuck he wants, i don't trust a word he says. And that's my right based on his posting history here and elsewhere. As for abuse, he seems to be happy to sling plenty of it around whenever it suits him.

[puntingpumping1920]

The WG says she will do OWO with punters who are clean. Clearly Tarzan isn't as she didn't do it with him.
Or the WG is a liar. In which case, why is Tarzan telling us what she allegedly told him? Why should we believe that?
He can write whatever the fuck he wants, i don't trust a word he says. And that's my right based on his posting history here and elsewhere. As for abuse, he seems to be happy to sling plenty of it around whenever it suits him.

 
If you don't believe any word he says, why don't you put him on your ignore list

[Yankee21]

 
If you don't believe any word he says, why don't you put him on your ignore list

simple really, isn't it?

[Sinz]

The WG says she will do OWO with punters who are clean. Clearly Tarzan isn't as she didn't do it with him.
Or the WG is a liar. In which case, why is Tarzan telling us what she allegedly told him? Why should we believe that?
He can write whatever the fuck he wants, i don't trust a word he says. And that's my right based on his posting history here and elsewhere. As for abuse, he seems to be happy to sling plenty of it around whenever it suits him.

Like I said before, not really sure what you are trying to achieve with your rants on UKP.

Like others have suggested best option for you is to place the OP on your ignore list

[Cunning Punt]

As for bullying, i don't see any evidence of that

Well aggressively accusing him of lying, being a "loser" and "snidey little cunt" comes pretty close.

Some of the language in KT's reviews is rather silly and distracting, but if you cut through that there is often quite a bit of useful info in them and his subsequent posts answering questions.

The profile says OWO if you are 'healthy and very clean'. So obviously King Tarzan is neither as he wasn't provided this clearly advertised service.

Right, so you believe an escort - a Romanian prossie at that - is totally honest about services and you believe it must be the punter's fault. 

How do you know he wasn't clean? I'm sure she did suggest that OWO may be available - typical trick to get repeat business. He was just reporting what was said.

[Sinz]

Well aggressively accusing him of lying, being a "loser" and "snidey little cunt" comes pretty close.

Some of the language in KT's reviews is rather silly and distracting, but if you cut through that there is often quite a bit of useful info in them and his subsequent posts answering questions.

Right, so you believe an escort - a Romanian prossie at that - is totally honest about services and you believe it must be the punter's fault. 

How do you know he wasn't clean? I'm sure she did suggest that OWO may be available - typical trick to get repeat business. He was just reporting what was said.

+1

Well said CP.

Couldn’t be bothered to waste my breath to break it down and explain it.

[Sinz]

No, you just get told to fuck off by whores who sees your stinky paki cock and then taste your curry breath. 

I notice as usual you avoid the real question. Did you make up that lying bullshit about OWO to make yourself feel better?

Totally missed this comment by you.

Now that’s definition of bullying and foul language that is definitely not welcome on UKP

[Dicky]

The WG says she will do OWO with punters who are clean. Clearly Tarzan isn't as she didn't do it with him.
Or the WG is a liar. In which case, why is Tarzan telling us what she allegedly told him? Why should we believe that?
He can write whatever the fuck he wants, i don't trust a word he says. And that's my right based on his posting history here and elsewhere. As for abuse, he seems to be happy to sling plenty of it around whenever it suits him.

Why do you care if he is clean or not? Are you going to book him?

You have every right to post but your bullying and racist abuse posts on here are no good.  Why do you think it is acceptable to call him a Paki on an online forum? Try raising your review count rather than ride off other folk's reviews.

[vw]

Try raising your review count rather than ride off other folk's reviews.

Impossible now.   

Why do you think it is acceptable to call him a Paki on an online forum?

PC does not exist on this  forum, think the slurs did the damage, was a bit OTT.

Why do you care if he is clean or not? Are you going to book him?

dirty punters cause prossies to have more rules for everyone and more hoops to jump through, some may even associate dirty with punters that look or sound like the dirty one.

[king tarzan]

She does look fucking hot though, on the HL anyway

Her picture in the skimpy black dress standing by the wall looking so super sexy and her very pleasant telephone manner did it for me to go and see her..

There was a thread in the UK punting discussion section about dfk or owo..

When I saw her it was dfk way way ahead ...
Owo was so secondary...

Her sex appeal was awesome. ..

[FlyingBreadMan]

Goodbye YidArmy.

Maybe you will be let back, and maybe not.

Fuck quietly from now on.

[vw]

Goodbye YidArmy.

Maybe you will be let back, and maybe not.

Fuck quietly from now on.

No worm nonsense?  I though that was tradition.   

[loner]

Saw this girl yesterday. Shes friendly but somewhat larger than her photos make you realise. I think more bordering size 12. Shes friendly but I got the impression she was trying to make me cum fast.

Oh and it was OW not OWO.

[FlyingBreadMan]

No worm nonsense?  I though that was tradition.   

Only on UKE.

You could do the honours here.

[king tarzan]

Impossible now.   

PC does not exist on this  forum, think the slurs did the damage, was a bit OTT.

dirty punters cause prossies to have more rules for everyone and more hoops to jump through, some may even associate dirty with punters that look or sound like the dirty one.

My personal opinion his slurs were way over the top.. not a bit over the top...
Virtualwaster I know we don't get on but at least your not a racist..( your posts prove that)
There are others on here who would like to see me banned..

Like claretandblue, makes remarks but never personal or racist.
Mr smiths,  will write bollox or I chat shit but never racist..
Scutty brown will always slap my £20 kiss test on my face but in a jest jester way.. never been personal or racist towards me.. tries to discredit me yes but never in a derogatory racist way. ( actually reading his reviews and comments seems a decent bloke towards working girls )

I have savaged women in my negative reviews but never used any nasty racist terminology. . and never will..
Marmalade savages me and I actually find his writings amusing..

Others fair enough savage me but it's always done on a level towards me but never on a xenophobic level which is good..

Gorilla,  cornershop, ape man I don't mind I think it's funny..

But going on to  a nasty xenophobic platform racially abusing me that's unwarranted and certainly unjustifiable. .

Don't like the way I write fine..
I am not forcing anyone to read or begging anyone to read my reviews..

One thing I know for sure like it or not my reviews are very helpful to others..

[FlyingBreadMan]

"Raghead" is a term I say is a borderline term. Used with (I would say) malice. I see it being used liberally in offtopic. Wonder what the reception would be if similar terms were used for black, white, Chinese people.

[vw]

"Raghead" is a term I say is a borderline term. Used with (I would say) malice. I see it being used liberally in offtopic. Wonder what the reception would be if similar terms were used for black, white, Chinese people.

Its how you posts it doughboy.   

[FlyingBreadMan]

Its how you posts it doughboy.   

Well, to all racists out there - whether it be white, black, Asian or Chinese you hate - chances are you been shagging the same pussy as them.

[InstaPunt]

"Raghead" is a term I say is a borderline term. Used with (I would say) malice. I see it being used liberally in offtopic. Wonder what the reception would be if similar terms were used for black, white, Chinese people.

The pawn is banned.

I think racial slurs don’t necessarily mean someone is racist. Lots of banter involves race, also when pissed off some people often resort to race, even KT resorted  to race in a negative once , but Yid Army was OTT with his hatred to KT and using the race so often either showed genuine racist tendencies (that he should have just kept to himself on a punting forum), or just limited ability, also I think he just seemed really desperate to get a response out of KT.

The worse thing in this isn’t even YA pathetic ramblings, it’s actually you intentionally, or otherwise, misinterpreting what KT wrote to try and say he forced himself on an escort and then trying to discredit him and justify your ‘interpretation’ with some crap about “thug mentality” because of something he wrote in an old review. You keep mentioning that, but you’ve never actually quoted it, I think that says a lot.

[Pajero]

Thanks for the review KT - to the HL

Since you compared her to Angelica, which one did you enjoyed the most? Which one would be your first choice for a second visit?

[king tarzan]

Thanks for the review KT - to the HL

Since you compared her to Angelica, which one did you enjoyed the most? Which one would be your first choice for a second visit?

I super enjoyed them both..
Both intense passionate dfk
Both extremely friendly
Alissia is a few inches taller than angelica ginger (I prefer taller women)
Both very similar figures
Both very pretty facially
Angelica ginger did do owo, cim , swallow
Alissia just did oral with ( but promised owo on second visit)

Extremely difficult to choose to be honest

Sounds sad.. but toss of a coin... but would see the other 1 within 5 days.. both in 1 week...

[Hardy01]

She also advertises on a few agencies at £150/1Hr

Here's a link which has some of her AW photos uploaded.

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[king tarzan]

She also advertises on a few agencies at £150/1Hr

Here's a link which has some of her AW photos uploaded.

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Pictures are photoshopped to make her look slimmer size 8
But in reality she is a very juicy tasty mouthwatering size 12!!
Suits her size 12 at 5'7' IMHO
rather her at well suited healthy size 12 than some matchstick who has small tits and skin and bones!!

[jeezyuk]

Totally missed this comment by you.

Now that’s definition of bullying and foul language that is definitely not welcome on UKP

Read this thread in its entirety. Sinz you really do a damn good job moderating and adding photos etc.

Hats off to you mate. Merry Xmas!

[hendrix]

No, you just get told to fuck off by whores who sees your stinky paki cock and then taste your curry breath. 

I notice as usual you avoid the real question. Did you make up that lying bullshit about OWO to make yourself feel better?

Sad cunt. Always thought you were a creepy wrong 'un. Enjoy your banning