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Offline tantric talents

Absolutely gorgeous! But, £300 p/h? Unfortunately, my brain has enough control over my dick to keep me away.
Yes but as soon as I see those words “sugar daddy wanted” I just switch off. :scare:

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Yes but as soon as I see those words “sugar daddy wanted” I just switch off. :scare:

I didn't notice that comment on her profile, but yes I totally agree. Looking for PayPigs is even worse!

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She would of got it from me if she was not charging £300 for a new escort. Maybe build up some good reviews then charge up your prices. But no, charge £300 straight out of the door and ask clients to be her sugar daddy when you not seen that many punters. Some these hoes are delusional I tell you.

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Have to say, she looks quite attractive. Hopefully see her soon.

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 These prices are insane  well I can still get a £20 anal with ass to mouth.  How do we use strength in numbers to get them to come down?
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I thought this WG looked familiar, so scanned back through this thread. I'm pretty sure think this could also a be a previous profile, although it's not discussed anywhere else on UKP.

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Useful spot.

I thought this WG looked familiar, so scanned back through this thread. I'm pretty sure think this could also a be a previous profile, although it's not discussed anywhere else on UKP.

You went through the thread  :dash:  :P ;) ...Well spotted yourself  :hi:
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You went through the thread  :dash:  :P ;) ...Well spotted yourself  :hi:

And enjoyed doing it too, reminded me of a lot gorgeous red head babes   ;)


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Small world, I've started moving away from punting as paying for it is getting a bit boring, long story short, we matched up on a dating app and she messaged me, talked a bit so far.

A bit weird but funny since she's a wg and I'm a punter, crazy.
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Small world, I've started moving away from punting as paying for it is getting a bit boring, long story short, we matched up on a dating app and she messaged me, talked a bit so far.

A bit weird but funny since she's a wg and I'm a punter, crazy.
Let us know how the flirt goes on... She's in my SL, I don't want to step on your grass...  :hi:

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Let us know how the flirt goes on... She's in my SL, I don't want to step on your grass...  :hi:

Not at all, I've left it. We're two different people and I might see one more girl then I'm done with punting, while she shouldnt have to hide it or not have her own private life.

£130/hr for an attractive English girl with no extras plus she's outcall is a good deal. I say go for it.
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Many thanks to the fellow punters who helped me find her again after she had disappeared from my radar. She had been on my SL for a while but my few chances of staying in London and her busy agenda had never matched up. Finally I made it.

I saw her close to London Bridge in her small but cozy and tidy flat. Tall girl (I'm almost 6' but she topped me with heels), slim and toned. The picture in the black dress on her Rates page tells the truth.

Her red hair and green eyes, the only details that she blurs in her pics, are utterly worth the journey.

I was offered some real English tea in a rainy day, and after some chat we took a tour of our bodies, calling at RO, OWO, CG, doggie, spoon and mish. And more was surely left behind  :rolleyes:.

I am not too much in DFK, kissing was light but very pleasant for me.

Celia is so funny and gentle that the hour flew by, leaving me in need for more.
The road called me and I had to go, but will strive to return soon.
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She would 100% get it from me if she did not have too many extras.
Yes extra tits wouldn’t be a bad idea either  :D
Seriously though that is one confused extras list.
Does owo and swallows cum but no cim? Err?

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She would 100% get it from me if she did not have too many extras.

With her extras she is in my budget, might have a go. Love Hungarian Girls


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Yes extra tits wouldn’t be a bad idea either  :D
Seriously though that is one confused extras list.
Does owo and swallows cum but no cim? Err?

Don't forget her other extras for example were she take a dump on you for a extra special price of £100. And for you to pee on her it is a extra £500  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:.

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And for you to pee on her it is a extra £500  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:.
I think that really and truly is taking the piss   :yahoo:
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And for you to pee on her it is a extra £500  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:.

I think that really and truly is taking the piss   :yahoo:

HAH! Amazing. A hearty laugh to start the new year  :drinks:

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Synchronicity - I was just about to add to the Simply Red thread the following entrant. In fact I will after this post but the OP beat me to it

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I saw this Romanian newcomer for a 30 minute incall in December @ £100. She resides in a spacious, upscale apartment half way between Queensway and Paddington.

The best I can say is to give a massive Positive to the photoshopper who deserves on Oscar for his work here because both facially and figure wise the photos are nothing like what you get in real life.

As I walked in to the flat she did the classic move of hiding completely behind the door and then shutting it before you have a chance to suss her out. She knows what she's doing. With hindsight I should have walked there and then as facially I could see she was a lot older than advertised but I gave her the benefit of the doubt as she was very friendly in our initial chit chat and I was in the mood.

Service wise she performed all the requested tasks in a perfunctory way so you'll get OWO and kissing wasn't a problem but it was all fairly mechanical if I'm honest. When her clothes came off her gut was bigger than mine. Tits a fair bit smaller and droopier than in the pictures. I doubt she's ever been near a gym. When we got in to doggy I could see she has a massive celtic tramp stamp stretched across her lower back, the sort that girls would get back in the 90s which is a dead giveaway for her age.

When you read an agency site saying a girl is '29' you know you can probably automatically add on another 10 years. I do already know that so not sure what I was thinking when I made this booking.

Far better out there. SMH
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