Nasty vicious Akkulina - Kensington

[king tarzan]

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Got to her place near kensington olympia...

Nice flat...

Pictures on website extremely flattering
Heavily photoshopped

Thought I was going to see with a super honey

Door opened was a ok looking honey
Very nice eyes
Face was nice but looked like she had plastered it with heavy layers of yoghurt to hide zits/spots
About 5'6 to 5'7 in height
About 10 to 12 body size
Nice ass
She had tight red dress on..  ( imho/might be wrong) stomach looked a bit podgy jelly but certainly did not look flat
Muffins looked ok

Had a nice smile and spoke good English

Then once in bedroom then I asked about dfk yes with a smile
Asked about owo and she looked at me up and down and reluctantly said yes but also told me I would have to wash myself... told her no problem
Asked about mango licking said yes
Then asked about how many times I can cum in 1 hour
She said once only
I asked her seriously 1 cum in hour for £300
Then then from honey she suddenly went into bitch rage
Started swearing at me to fuck off fuck you get out
I go fine and head towards the door as she carries on swearing at me and she goes by the door to open it I tell her fuck your bad attitude she tells me fuck you and I leave and she with super force slams the door behind me!!

I had been wanting to see her for months and what a horror ending!!

Didn't even get to the £20 kiss test point!
( might of the been the 1st woman ever to tell me to fuck off)

What an horrendous experience. ..

Had she not been rude I would of politely left on good terms and then rang the agency and given the agency a right bollocking as my initial contact was with them not her.

I certainly would of not left her a negative..
Would of left this in regional punting but not as negative as I would of blamed agency..

Her fee would of been £300 for 60 mins..
Saved that! !

Attitude nice/pleasant and hurtled down to bitchy shit abusive attitude within split second because of a simple standard question..
Girlfriend experience would of been 10/10 but cum only once in 1 hour
Physical construction 7/10 ( pictures heavily photoshopped )
Professional excellence communication 10/10
1st 20 seconds noce/pleasant
Next 30 to 40 seconds aggressive rude abusive bitchy

[king tarzan]

Could you also please change to NEGATIVE

[Type_O_Negative]

Probably she has an army of fluffies who are happily to pay 300/hour with one cum policy - so she wasn't desperate for your money.

She hit the roof so easily - just imagine what would happen when you ask her about kiss test. A shootnig spree???

[Dicky]

Bloody psycho! Thanks for the warning and well done for clarifying in advance

[thetinman007]

£300 saved!

[peter purves]

£300 saved!

...and only for cum once!! Trying to think if I know if any c*** ooops I meant stunt has been attempted by a WG. 

Blessing in disguise mate (even with all the abuse reigned down)!!

[jaHarris]

£300 for an hour is already ambitious but the 1 cum 1 hour is far worse, glad you walked!
Some of these WG must think their pussy is gold!

[YidArmy]

Didn't even get to the £20 kiss test point!
( might have been the 1st woman this week to tell me to fuck off)

Fixed that for you. 
I know you would like us to believe this bullshit sob story (and it appears some have sympathy for you) but let's not stretch credulity too far.

[FlyingBreadMan]

You we having happy punts with at the lower end of the market...why you going up market now?

Spending big money like a boss man (as did YBL) but with the sorry outcome of Wile E. Coyote...

[vt]

£300 and only one banana smoothie allowed...her mango is overpriced...well done for blowing her out, you're learning fast, tarzanboy! 

[Thepacifist]

1 cum per hour at £300 and she tells you to fuck off?! 

Plenty better for half the price and <

[Sinz]

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[Belgarion]

You we having happy punts with at the lower end of the market...why you going up market now?

Spending big money like a boss man (as did YBL) but with the sorry outcome of Wile E. Coyote...

He's trying to take up YBL mantle. Considering one of YBLs pimped ladies wrote a nasty review about him. It's quite sad

[mrhappypants]

King Tarzan, well done.  Qualification in the room balances due diligence maximising your chances of success with the risk of turning the punt sour.  You and I draw the line differently but I think this was an abject lesson that the attempt is worthwhile and saved you £300 on this occasion.  I wonder if you think the kiss test has lost you any good’uns?

[king tarzan]

King Tarzan, well done.  Qualification in the room balances due diligence maximising your chances of success with the risk of turning the punt sour.  You and I draw the line differently but I think this was an abject lesson that the attempt is worthwhile and saved you £300 on this occasion.  I wonder if you think the kiss test has lost you any good’uns?

MR HP my £20 kiss test has never lost me a honey/super honey..
If they have refused and I left it later transpired that they either kissed by lips or not at all.
Put bluntly they ripped the punter off by not giving yummy yum yum dfk!!
I am sure you know my positive is a virtual guarantee of dfk which punters have acknowledged when they have visited the ladies in question based on my reviews. .
This woman's cum 1 policy in the hour was absolutely ridiculous. .
I had to think really hard for a few months to part with £300
Frankly in the end she wasn't even worth that much to be honest attractive to honey standard but certainly not attractive to super honey standard..
Saw her about 10 days ago and still to this day I think way overpriced judging by the physical reality I saw of her..
And the honey to bitchy mood swing within a split second well that's another thing altogether. .

[FlyingBreadMan]

MR HP my £20 kiss test has never lost me a honey/super honey..
If they have refused and I left it later transpired that they either kissed by lips or not at all.
Put bluntly they ripped the punter off by not giving yummy yum yum dfk!!
I am sure you know my positive is a virtual guarantee of dfk which punters have acknowledged when they have visited the ladies in question based on my reviews. .
This woman's cum 1 policy in the hour was absolutely ridiculous. .
I had to think really hard for a few months to part with £300
Frankly in the end she wasn't even worth that much to be honest attractive to honey standard but certainly not attractive to super honey standard..
Saw her about 10 days ago and still to this day I think way overpriced judging by the physical reality I saw of her..
And the honey to bitchy mood swing within a split second well that's another thing altogether. .

Cum 1 time an hour is a clear show she did not like you. Keep to your regular budget, the more sympathetic "honeys".

[claretandblue]

He's trying to take up YBL mantle. Considering one of YBLs pimped ladies wrote a nasty review about him. It's quite sad

In his head he probably thinks he is the new YBL,amazed people actually believe his nonsense 

[Bassman]

Cum 1 time an hour is a clear show she did not like you. Keep to your regular budget, the more sympathetic "honeys".

Technically a different discussion but should a WG not provide the same service regardless?

Now I’m sure this happens to many people. Sometimes your just not their cup of tea. Whether they should or not is one thing but I can understand it. If I was an escort and some busted woman walked in with teeth all over the gaff, stinky with facial hair I probably would make excuses too lol.

[Belgarion]

In his head he probably thinks he is the new YBL,amazed people actually believe his nonsense 

Some people unfortunately are not discerning

[mrhappypants]

Technically a different discussion but should a WG not provide the same service regardless?

Precious few “shoulds” in this game and this is a broader discussion I think.  Some girls prefer me as a one pop-wonder who is gentle, reliable and on time; others avoid me as they don’t like my service request or that I write honest reviews.  If they are quiet they will see me, but they might prefer another punter’s booking if they have the choice.