Apologies to one and all as I'm still catching up on a back log of reviews, here's the latest in my long line of 'winning' punts:
TL/DR version:
Looks: The pictures are accurate save for the air brushing out of her tattoos, there's a selfie on Diva's website of her face which is pretty much spot on.
Attitude: It felt like she was unengaged, unenthusiastic and way too passive and quiet for my liking but this might not have been entirely her fault, it's so hard to tell; something I've never experienced before, and fair play to her as she didn't even try and hide the fact that this was a conveyor belt operation as I was given the hurry up ("cum now"). I was then informed that her next client was shortly in-bound so skipped my exit sower; according to my watch I was in and out of the door in around 65 minutes.
Skills: Meh all over.
External Link/Members OnlyCost: £250 (No extras)
Booking length: 1 hour
Comms: Easy enough, all arranged by text with the Agency (Barracuda).
Location: Not great; less than a 5 minutes-walk from Earls Court underground; pokey little 3rd floor apartment, it was clean and tidy and just about fit for purpose; buzzer entry system, no concierge, no lifts; the wall bracket for the shower head was broken so I had to hold it to be able to wash properly; a clean towel was provided but no refreshments were on offer.
Services agreed: Off the peg vanilla stuff so FK, OWO, RO and protected sex in multiple positions.
The reality: Very little FK (she had braces), OWO, RO and protected (tepid) sex in multiple positions.
The SP: Russian (Siberian); quiet, reserved and shy but not cold; fairly good conversational English; from what I could tell a non-smoker; good figure (the pictures are a pretty accurate reflection of what you're hiring); I'd go with size 8; 34D-24-34 (appeared to be accurate); age 22 (admitted to 24); quite a few tattoos (including a full sleeve); augmented rack (minimal signs of scarring on each undercarriage); lip fillers (which gave her a little bit too much of a pout for my liking); Brazilian pubic hair; dyed jet black long hair (way down past her shoulders, by her own admission she's a natural blonde); good skin; braces on her teeth; clean.
I'll rattle through this:
• Reasonably unresponsive to my dire attempt at RO, I can't blame her for this, the most I got was a few whimpers;
• Her OWO consisted of her working the head with her mouth, shaft with her hand, no attempt at DT. Fleeting attention to nuts; this was slow paced, stop start and overall very tame and lack lustre;
• I didn't feel to me that Azalia was engaged but maybe this is an unfair assessment of what actually happened as there may have been some mitigating circumstances in her favour. I'd clearly done a very bad job of 'warming her up', but even though I'd describe myself as average sized at best, Azalia was very tight and even with lubricant, we had to take things very slowly in all positions, particularly at the start, which I do however fully accept and understand. Unfortunately at no stage during penetration did I feel I could let loose which hugely put the brakes on things. This unease was heightened further as Azalia was very quiet, in turn making me very uncomfortable and nervous, so much so that on several occasions I actually paused, asking her if she was ok, and whether I was causing her any discomfort which as you can imagine dampened further what was already a very languid booking.
Would I return: No I don’t think it's likely!
