I arranged this booking a week in advance, as I knew I would be travelling back to Bristol and could stop off in Coventry (or indeed most anywhere between Manchester and Bristol) on the way. Very much liked the look of Elis and was encouraged by all the positive reviews here.
So Thursday last week I called her, go voicemail but almost immediately a text message saying when she was free that evening and the postcode. I replied with a text asking for a 1 hour booking next Wednesday (i.e. today) at 2pm. She replied "OK, see u at 2 Wednesday, pls confirm day before". Yesterday morning I sent a text confirming today's meet, got a reply "Oki for how long pls". Thought that was a bad sign, but replied "one hour" and got an "Oka
" back. Guessing Oki and Oka are Czech versions of OK I felt all was well. Today after a 2hour drive I parked up near her flat and texted her at 13.48 to say I'd arrived and to let me know the flat number when she was ready. 5 minutes later I got a text with the flat number and directions. So I got out of my car into the pissing rain, headed for the flat and had just reached the door when I got another text: "U have no booking, can't take u now". I replied that I'd confirmed yesterday, as asked, and she replied that I hadn't confirmed in the morning as she'd asked (which she hadn't), and that her friend Serena was free. I responded that I'd confirmed as she'd asked, but got no further response.
So, I'm mightily pissed about being fucked about and missing the opportunity for a choice punt most anywhere in a large swathe of England. Not even an admission of error or apology.
Her responses lead me to think she can't be arsed even to pretend to care, so I probably missed a soulless punt. Still, that's small consolation for a wasted day.
Would I try again? Despite her physical attractions, not a chance.
