PERFECT Assets Thread

[Drifter]

I’ve seen that London has multiple threads relating to girls that have Huge/Perfect asses, boobs, deep throat specialists etc... Scotland admittedly probably doesn’t even have 1% of the amount of WH’s London has... but is there a proper thread we have for this stuff? If not, I think making a few would be very helpful 

[younglad22]

your first review could be helpful too

[Matrix]

I’ve seen that London has multiple threads relating to girls that have Huge/Perfect asses, boobs, deep throat specialists etc... Scotland admittedly probably doesn’t even have 1% of the amount of WH’s London has... but is there a proper thread we have for this stuff? If not, I think making a few would be very helpful 

Add some then.

[Drifter]

Can hardly review when I’ve not punted. Still waiting to find the right WG to give it a shot with, I don’t have a stale sex life as it is, it’s more just to find someone with the assets that my partner doesn’t have for the odd occasion. Hence why I’m hoping experienced Scotland punters might be able to make a thread like the Londoners have so it’s easier to for people to find what they’re looking for 

[Uncle Buck]

Can hardly review when I’ve not punted. Still waiting to find the right WG to give it a shot with, I don’t have a stale sex life as it is, it’s more just to find someone with the assets that my partner doesn’t have for the odd occasion. Hence why I’m hoping experienced Scotland punters might be able to make a thread like the Londoners have so it’s easier to for people to find what they’re looking for 

That just sounds lazy and a tiny bit aloof.

UB

[FBman78]

That just sounds lazy and a tiny bit aloof.

UB

This guy is waiting for his true love to turn him into a man!

[S hagger]

I may be wrong but isent that what the reviews are for ... we all have different taste i would presume  .

[Uncle Buck]

This guy is waiting for his true love to turn him into a man!

Who are you referring to?

UB

[Drifter]

I’m failing to see why it’s a good idea on the London forum but it’s not a good idea on this forum and I’m being lazy? Just a suggestion, contructive opinions welcomed, bait opinions can go back to the dimly lit room from which they came 

If I’m going to spend money, I might as well spend it well on someone who will be worthwhile and what I’m looking for, not just any old WG. I think that’s fair?

[FBman78]

Who are you referring to?

UB

Sorry UB I meant Drifter.

[The Man With No Name]

I’m failing to see why it’s a good idea on the London forum but it’s not a good idea on this forum and I’m being lazy? Just a suggestion, contructive opinions welcomed, bait opinions can go back to the dimly lit room from which they came 

If I’m going to spend money, I might as well spend it well on someone who will be worthwhile and what I’m looking for, not just any old WG. I think that’s fair?

Although you seem to do so in your original post, I still think, deep-down, you're failing to appreciate this isn't London, where, funds dependent, the world is your punting oyster.

The slightest effort to read any recent posts on the state of punting up year these days, would have revealed to you that even just trying to to get a decent, enthusiastic session with an honest, reliable, relatively pretty girl at a reasonable price, is difficult enough. You clearly don't understand that up here you simply can't pick and choose your perfect shag whenever you want - you either punt with what's on offer, or you (more wisely) save your money for something worth it.

Your idea of lists of prefect tits and asses is like Rangers adding Messi and Ronaldo to their transfer targets. 

[Uncle Buck]

As much as Rangers would love to be in bed with Messi or Ronaldo, the reality is something quite different - Holt and Miller. The correlation for punting is that we cannot punt with Anniston or Price so we put up with (or chose not to) with the market we work in.

Simples

UB

[Drifter]

Is Scotland seriously that bad?

I’m travelling down to London early next year, I think I might as well save and do some research on who I can find that fits the bill. What a nuisance though that there isn’t even a ‘similar’ caliber in Glasgow or Edinburgh.

[David1970]

I’ve seen that London has multiple threads relating to girls that have Huge/Perfect asses, boobs, deep throat specialists etc... Scotland admittedly probably doesn’t even have 1% of the amount of WH’s London has... but is there a proper thread we have for this stuff? If not, I think making a few would be very helpful 

No

[mr small]

Is Scotland seriously that bad?

a 10 second search shows that London has almost 5 times as many WG's as the whole of Scotland.

the 10 seconds it took me to check is why others are saying you are being lazy.

 

[Name Not Found]

...why others are saying you are being lazy.

Its not just laziness; its arrogance.

Unknown punter with no reviews and no history turns up bemoaning the fact that the Scotland forum isn't like the London forum. If he'd actually made a constructive and reasonable suggestion he might have got a hearing but, so far, he just looks like a whiny, needy, twat.

[Drifter]

Okay keyboard warrior

[Matrix]

Okay keyboard warrior

That's original. 

[Name Not Found]

Okay keyboard warrior

Whoah! What a comeback. I'm speechless.   

Looking forward to your next review.

[The Man With No Name]

As much as Rangers would love to be in bed with Messi or Ronaldo, the reality is something quite different - Holt and Miller. The correlation for punting is that we cannot punt with Anniston or Price so we put up with (or chose not to) with the market we work in.

Simples

UB

Showing your age with your dream punts there, Uncle Buck.

The OP does finally make a reasonable point though. Apart from the odd Geordie loanee, you're probably best saving your pennies from the dross at Ibrox every week and taking in a much higher calibre game in Manchester or London.

Edinburgh is probably like Celtic. A level far above Rangers at the moment, but still with only the odd glimmer of class, as opposed to regular, consistent quality at the highest level.

[Uncle Buck]

Showing your age with your dream punts there, Uncle Buck.

The OP does finally make a reasonable point though. Apart from the odd Geordie loanee, you're probably best saving your pennies from the dross at Ibrox every week and taking in a much higher calibre game in Manchester or London.

Edinburgh is probably like Celtic. A level far above Rangers at the moment, but still with only the odd glimmer of class, as opposed to regular, consistent quality at the highest level.

Great post 👍

I’ll take the comment about my age with a rather large pinch of salt. Aniston is timeless, Price less so.

I’m off to Manchester to sample real quality then.

UB

[The Man With No Name]

Great post 👍

I’ll take the comment about my age with a rather large pinch of salt. Aniston is timeless, Price less so.

I’m off to Manchester to sample real quality then.

UB

Apologies, meant nothing by the comment on your age, and of course, each to their own. Was just intrigued that you picked a pair of pin-ups that had started to fall off , even by time I started having wet dreams.

As with football at present, it's hard to say if Manchester has a bigger concentration of quality within a smaller area. The sheer number of London clubs of various levels on the other hand, would always make for a worthwhile away day.