Author Topic: Juicylucylou Swindon  (Read 3142 times)


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Saw her a couple of weeks ago, just wanted to forget it but thought I should post a review.
I’m not going into details as I just want to forget it.

Pics on website look enticing.
Missed the age as 42 at top of profile and 47 at bottom, nearer to 60 in real life.
Everything’s extra, the £100 is just to get you through the door.

OWO, extra if it’s offered, I only had £100.
Within 5 minutes I wished I hadn’t bothered.
Her trackie bottoms never came off.

Q. Do you enjoy your job   A. I certainly do I love sex
But it’s extra

Q. Do you French kiss                   A. I do and I enjoy it
Doesn’t kiss at all, not even on the cheek, “I DON’T DO THAT for £100” was a phrase I came to realise was very familiar to this lady.

Q. Do you wear sexy lingerie   A. I have all different outfits
Trackie bottoms were the only lingerie being worn when I saw her, and they stayed on.

Q. DO YOU BOTH GIVE AND RECEIVE ORAL   A. WE ABSOLUTELY LOVE GIVING AND RECEIVING
But it’s extra, if it's offered.

Q. Do you charge for extras   A. I do I charge £20 for each additional service
Yes, totally accurate.

Tits big, stomach bigger.
Was only there 20 minutes of the hour and that included a shower.
She asked my name 6 times during those 20 minutes, it's not difficult to remember.
No fresh towels here, "use the one near the window" which was well overdue a wash.

Parking easy.

AVOID

Guy

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Thanks for the review Guy, sorry you had a shit time but I have to admit the profile is crap & her pictures leave ALOT to be desired !

On a positive you TOFTT & left a review  :thumbsup: Another positive is I laughed ALOT as I was reading it, funniest review I've read for a while  :D

Offline Uoti2

Everything’s extra
Including the stomach, evidently.

Commiserations on a grim experience, but thanks for the review. I rang her a few weeks ago - shortly before her profile pictures changed, as it turned out - but she sounded so unenthusiastic that I didn't even try to arrange a meet. At the time, I assumed it was just me, but apparently not.

Still, now that I know what would have happened, I can do the punt all on my own. I'll just find an old picture of Waynetta Slob and charge myself twenty pounds "extra" every time I look at it.

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Sorry but there MUST be better out there than this ~ WTF were you thinking!  :D  Ta for the review made me laugh too.  :hi:
This girl for example.
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« Last Edit: December 12, 2017, 08:17:52 pm by bristolqwerty »

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Thx for commiserations, it’s been years since I’ve encountered such prossie logic.
Oh no, I don’t kiss for any money, on no, that’s extra whatever was asked for.

It’s the extras mentality that I used to find about 20 years ago in working flats in Slough.
In those days, there seemed to be those that wanted to give a great service to encourage repeat business.  And there were those that, whatever was asked for, it was extra.  In those days I walked on mention of extras.

It’s as if there’s a rule book for punting, which dictates that said prossie must not provide the enjoyment requested unless further funds are forthcoming.  Trackie bottoms rather than stockings, and I’d forgotten she kept asking whether I was enjoying myself and she hoped to see me again.  Prolly because I was dumb enough not to run when she opened the door!

Guy


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Sorry but there MUST be better out there than this ~ WTF were you thinking!  :D  Ta for the review made me laugh too.  :hi:
This girl for example.
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She's in Bristol though.

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Sorry but there MUST be better out there than this ~ WTF were you thinking!  :D  Ta for the review made me laugh too.  :hi:
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she is very difficult to book according to other posters, i wont bother as she is friend with that loon marley and the LK fan club seem to be fans too.

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Juicylucylou is easy to book, unfortunately!

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Offline Lema

Juicylucylou is easy to book, unfortunately!

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she's had no feedback on AW for over a year and a half.
If only we were brave enough to give negative feedback on AW, she would have to Buck her ideas up or get out of the business altogether.

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Her old profile's gone, reinvented herself as Victoria simons.
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Sounds awful, sorry to hear how poor value for money it was. Appreciate the review and warning. :thumbsup:

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She also advertises as "Amber" on Friday Ads
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I nearly booked her again!
At least I'd have known to walk.

Guy

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Thanks a little background search saved me here.

Offline Avaya

I had a very similar experience contentguy, definitely one to swerve

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I had a very similar experience contentguy, definitely one to swerve

Review her then so everyone who checks her out on here gives her the swerve.

Her pricing is delusional -
£70 30 mins
£100 for the hour
£170 For an hour and a half
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£240 for 2 hours, which is clearly 1 hour rate + 2 x half hours.

Though F*ck knows what you'd do with her trackie bottom covered fat arse for 2 hours.

Guy

Offline Avaya

It was about 18 months ago and then I discovered this website!