External Link/Members Only0.5 hour incall, £60
Communication: by voice and text. Friendly and helpful for same-day bookings; didn't even respond to an attempt to book for the next day.
Location: flat in Gorse Hill, Swindon. Fairly easy to find, but allow time for local traffic congestion and make sure your sat-nav is up to date.
There is free on-road parking, though the nearest space might be a hundred yards away.
The area isn't great and the entrance to Katrina's place has no shelter, but she let me in almost immediately.
Her work room was right next to the front door and was notably clean and tidy, as well as warm and reasonably well-lit.
Accessibility: Apart from parking, Katrina's place is relatively straightforward for chair users, as long as you can squeeze along the slightly narrow path that takes you the ten feet from the pavement to the front door. Once inside, it's all good news: no stairs, no steps, not even any doors.
Discretion: Sergei (at a guess) was clearly audible a couple of times from an adjacent room. I didn't want to know any more than that and I'm relieved not to have found out; but whether it was Sergei or someone else, a punt with Katrina would be greatly improved by his absence, audially or preferably entirely.
AppearanceFacially, Katrina looked exactly like her photos, and either you like that sort of definite, Slavic, dark-haired, strong-featured appearance or you don't. Body-wise, she was on the chunky side, but young and very shapely, like a fertility idol from a culture that prizes amplitude. She had first-class tits: natural rather than enhanced, very large, only slightly saggy, with big, well-defined nipples.
FWIW, personally, I thought she was smoking hot. Woohoo!
PersonalityFriendly, chatty, pleasant.
Wait, what? An EE, probably a Romanian ffs, being friendly, chatty and pleasant?!
Katrina was very agreeable throughout my time with her. To my surprise, I liked her. I'm fairly sure she didn't like me, but she covered it very well. She did seem genuinely concerned that I should enjoy my visit.
Her English was pretty good, so we had no trouble understanding each other. She might even have written her own profile text. In fact, when she said she enjoyed her job, it's distantly possible that she meant it - at least to the same extent as an English WG, i.e. doing it only 95% for the money and perhaps 5% because she really did like meeting new people (who want to stick their cock into her).
ServicesB2B, OWO, RO, covered cowgirl & mish, HR
Bad news first: the post-paperwork punt proper began with the immediate onset of excessive chicken-strangling using wet-wipes. Then there was no kissing by her at all; the only time her lips touched any part of me was the disappointing, minimal-contact OWO, which was mostly unsubtle handwork and reluctance.
Now the good news: although the OWO was poor, it really was on offer, not just "at discretion". She actually asked me whether I wanted with or without. Moreover, although she didn't kiss me, she let me kiss her, more or less anywhere other than her mouth. She was clearly uncomfortable with outright fingering, but she was fine with my relentless handling of those irresistably big and shapely tits of hers, and there was none of that "they're too sensitive" rubbish. She even made a brief pretence of enjoying RO. I doubt she really enjoyed it, but I did, because her acting was just good enough to let me tune out the unwanted bits of the situation and concentrate on her tits, arse and pussy. Great fun.
We whipped through activities and positions at a rate of knots, and sure enough, she finished me off (by hand - my choice) with plenty of time still on the clock, but to be fair, during the punt she took the initiative more than once. Despite not being turned on herself, she really did put in some effort to keep my pecker up. By cracky, it worked.
During the sessionNo interruptions, no distractions (apart from previously-mentioned occasional male voice from another room), no five-minute wait to stash the cash, no playing with her 'phone or fiddling with the iPod/iPad. She gave me her full attention throughout.
As for clock-watching, I doubt there was a clock anywhere in that room, in case a punter spotted it and realised what a huge whack of time he still had left! In my case, the punt was over and I was outside the front door before I noticed that under twenty minutes had gone by.
After we finishedKatrina wiped me down a bit. She did not offer me use of a shower or bathroom. She did, however, stay in the room and chat amiably to me while I dressed. There was no physical contact on my way out, but the parting words were all friendly and polite.
SummaryPros: good comms; punctual; tidy workroom; accurate profile pictures; friendly and polite; clean and smell-free; great skin; excellent tits; no interruptions; reasonable acting; positive attitude; genuinely attentive
Cons: no apparent next-day booking; undesirable neighbourhood; audially intrusive Sergei; excessive pre-emptive wet-wiping; no kissing; poor OWO; very early finish, so not great VFM; no shower offered
Would recommend to others? Tricky. Depends very much on whether you like that look.
Would I see her again? Actually, yes, I would, though probably as a plan C.
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