I agree about smelling bullshit and also on calling it. But joining UKP is a baptism of fire. People make mistakes. Especially trolls! But genuine punters make mistakes as well. So on principle he has the the right to shape up and prove himself (in future reviews). That is, unless Admin does weigh in and kick him off.
Honestly, even if you lurk on UKP, you should really pick up enugh sense a) not to pick Romanian barebacker hard-sport cattle unless that is avowedly your thing; b) not to write reviews that are over-the-top; and c) not to boast about your own stupidity, at least until you can balance it with some better experience.
Why go to such lengths to look at a rather shitty thread?
So others might hopefully learn.
And to the OP: please don’t come back with, “ooo you’re right I’m so sorry I’m a genuine punter I’ve learnt my lesson points noted blah blah bloody blah”: just do it:
punt sensibly, review and contribute sensibly, or fuck off before you make things even worse for yourself.