Last week I was on business in Bristol. Tried booking with EnglishRebecca but she wasn't available. Decided to take the long drive to Bristol and see how I felt when I arrived. I still felt good despite arriving at my hotel quite late so I decided a massage would do me just right. Looked up on Gumtree and fired texts to about 6 numbers, as it was late only 1 girl was available so I decided to see the lady in this ad:
External Link/Members OnlyFirst thing to mention is that Natasha isn't oriental but a Polish MILF, so the advert title is a little misleading. Maybe the ad has been recycled?
Looks 6/10 - Natasha (if that is her name, I'm not sure as she mumbled so quietly I couldn't hear, so I'm going by the name in the ad) is in her late 20s, 5' 3" tall, probably a size 10 but not particularly toned, tanned all over, and a decent pair of tits, around 34C. She's actually quite a pretty blonde girl so you may be wondering why her rating is a relatively low 6/10? Quite simply she hardly smiled throughout our time together, and it felt like my visit was a bit of an inconvenience for her.
Service 3/10 - the initial comms via text were good, she replied pretty quickly, happy to confirm prices and described herself during the SMS exchanges. I confirmed I was coming and would message her once in her road which was not far from College Green, so pretty central. I arrived at her road and asked for her address. The reply text was just a load of instructions asking me to look out for a particular building and her actual flat number, but there was no precise address such as the name of the apartment block she operates from
I asked Natasha for the name of the apartment block, she kept re-forwarding the same text thinking me reading it again would make it more clear! Eventually she rang me and was able to direct me to where she was. As I approached her flat I couldn't help but notice the name of the block about 10 feet from her bloody door
Once inside I asked why she didn't just tell me the name of the block, she replied the block didn't have a name. I decided not to correct her as I wanted to have a nice time, so be aware her instructions to get to her place are very very poor. As I was late, Natasha was also annoyed without realising it was her poor instructions that created this bad atmosphere. She was very brusque with me, motioning me to quickly remove my clothes, and not being particularly talkative despite having a competent command of English.
I paid £60 for a 30 minute body-to-body massage, and frankly it was poor. She only did my back, and the massage with her hands wasn't soothing, in fact I felt my shoulders becoming tense when she was massaging that area, maybe because of the tension in the room. After what felt like an eternity she got her tits onto my back and started to rub them in a circular motion. It was not sensual, and in fact with her weight going over the same area it was starting to make my back ache so I had to tell her I wanted to flip over. No massage of my front area, just an oily hand straight onto my cock. Without any skill, sensuality or finesse, she just starting wanking my flaccid dick. As there had been no flirty build-up, it took a while for me to respond. Eventually my cock started to reach the point of no return and spurted some spunk over her hand, but not a lot.
Car parking 2/5 - being in the centre there's no free car parking. Natasha said there was a pay and display car park nearby so I parked in there.
Premises 3/5 - Natasha works from a ground floor flat with direct access from the road, so no need to enter a communal area which is handy. Flat itself was clean and tidy, though I only went in the bedroom. Usually I would have a shower afterwards but as I just wanted to get out of there I declined the offer to use the bathroom so I can't comment on that room.
Value for money 3/10 - £60 for 30 minutes with a pissed off Polish woman who can't give a sensual massage for toffee? No VFM here!
Total 17/40 - it was a poor session for many reasons: Natasha's reluctance to give the exact address once I arrived on her road meant we were both frazzled when I arrived, and she just didn't smile or try to relax during the meet. if she was good at her job she should have tried to make me feel comfortable but she didn't. Her massage skills were poor, and it wasn't sensual at all. One to avoid.
