External Link/Members OnlyI had walked past this ladies' nail bar and beautician shop on the Headrow numerous times, without paying much attention.
Then a small notice appeared in the window advertising Thai massages. In the discussions section here on UKP, on asking if anyone had any intel, another member said he had telephoned and had been told that HE would only be discussed in the room.
So with some time to spare, l rang them. "When can you fit me in for a massage?" "How about right now?" Fair enough so in l went.
Smiling Thai girl in the nail salon directed me down to the basement.
very low ceiling on the stairs! Down in the basement is the massage 'centre'. Reasonable enough place. At the far end, almost under the street, are two alcoves with low vaulted roofs - bit like an ancient crypt. Inside each alcove is a massage table. Disappointingly the alcoves are only closed off with a curtain, so if they got busy l wouldn't fancy the lack of privacy.
Anyway at this point l was the sole customer and there was only one masseuse there. She was quite pretty but probably mid-30s.
Shown into the alcove space. She left while l undressed. She returned with a bowl of hot water and a cloth and washed my feet (!).
Initially i was covered by a large towel. This got folded down as the (very good) massage of the back got going. The towel was discarded once she started on my legs from the feet upwards.
Even when massaging my upper legs there had been no hint of any extras - no CC swipes or accidental touches, nothing. I was starting to think that all i would have is a good legit massage.
Then she put her hands on my hips and gently pulled me up so l was almost (but not quite) on all fours. She started massaging my bum cheeks and next thing l knew the hands were sliding round to either side of my balls.
In this curious posture she continued to massage me holding and fondling my balls with occasional rubs of my now rigid cock.
Then she gently pushed me down again. "Please turn over......". I did so, and she looked at me, looked at my cock and threw the towel away.
She massaged my lower abdomen and upper thighs and included cock and balls as though they were just a regular part of the massage of that area.
Finally she took my cock in one hand and cupped the balls in the other. "Is this ok?" ........oh, yes it was!
Excellent HJ technique with the expected result. Clean up with wet wipes (with apologies for them being cold). She then resumed the massage of lower legs, feet, shoulders and head, so it was more of a happy middle than a happy ending.
Theres no shower so she cleaned off the oil with more hot water and cloths and dried off with a towel.
Midway through (before things got sexual) the staff upstairs had directed another customer down. She stayed behind the curtain telling hin to return later ( she actually added 20 minutes onto my expected finish time) He then demanded to see her so she popped her head out and he then agreed to return.
Once l was dressed - and only then - did she ask for payment. £30 for the hours massage and £10 for the HE. She indicated (with a little wanking gesture) that l not mention the extras upstairs.