Author Topic: ENGLISH & SEXY - Lakeside - Essex  (Read 3136 times)


5 review(s) for English & Sexy (1 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline simpleton69

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Profile photos are accurate and she has a lovely figure but that where the positives end

Found my self with a spare couple of hours to fill and had been looking to see this lady for some time

Gave her a call and was directed to her road and then her house number

Upon arrival i was ushered into the back garden via the side entrance to the house and then lead to a shed/cabin down the end of the garden and it was freezing in there

Asked to use the toilet, and she was reluctant to let me go int the house so I was offered a pot to piss in which i declined

I should have left! then but i didn't

Opted for 30mins OWO for £80

First 20 seconds started ok with OWO then there was prolonged hand relief, i mentioned that the HR wasn't really doing it for me and there was again a very short period of OWO followed by prolonged vigorous hand relief

Coupled with the fact that it was so cold in the shed i was struggling to raise a smile let alone anything else

Decided that it just wasn't going to happen for me so i made my excuses and left, no refund was offered

This was the worst punt I've ever had in 25yrs+


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Offline PleadInsanity

Sorry it was so shit Holland but thanks for the review.
I have often seen that profile and wondered why no reviews on here for an SP that has been around so long but after reading that I'll wonder and look no more. Pretty sure at one point she had 2 profiles running at the same time, the regular one and another for Domination.

Offline undercoverpunter

sorry to hear you had such a horrid experience, sounds like her hubby or family know and have made arrangements for the business to be conducted as it is.

Out of interest, can you provide details on the lady.  Appearance physically, did they match the photos?  Facially, how would you rate her?

Offline simpleton69

sorry to hear you had such a horrid experience, sounds like her hubby or family know and have made arrangements for the business to be conducted as it is.

Out of interest, can you provide details on the lady.  Appearance physically, did they match the photos?  Facially, how would you rate her?

Yep photos on AW are accurate and she has a hot figure

 

Offline simpleton69

Sorry it was so shit Holland but thanks for the review.
I have often seen that profile and wondered why no reviews on here for an SP that has been around so long but after reading that I'll wonder and look no more. Pretty sure at one point she had 2 profiles running at the same time, the regular one and another for Domination.

Yes she did have 2 profiles at one point

it was a toss up of going to see either ENGLISH & SEXY or melissa XXX

wish i had chosen the latter

live and learn

Offline Hackneylad1

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Her verification pic is on here somewhere if you search

I did wonder why no reviews and was tempted but no CIM advertised.

Melissa is a lot chunkier but her service including oral is pretty good


Offline simpleton69

Her verification pic is on here somewhere if you search

I did wonder why no reviews and was tempted but no CIM advertised.

Melissa is a lot chunkier but her service including oral is pretty good

chunky works for me

Offline dieseldriver

She was on my must see list but not any more after this review. Did once have a booking, but her daughter was home unexpectedly so wouldn't answer phone. As I found out later. Also at the time, wouldn't work after 3pm cos daughter comes home from college near that time.

There used to be another in the same street. Levi Von Tease. She lived about half way up on the right in a gray house. She had red hair. Originally advertised on ITC-mag.com as a dom. But when I visited her, sex was on the menu. And bloody good shag too. Review on site. Unfortunately gave it up some back. If only she was around again.....

Offline djs1969

I am sure I see her year's ago -she was useless then ! How do these tarts survive ! :dash:

Offline simpleton69

I am sure I see her year's ago -she was useless then ! How do these tarts survive ! :dash:

they survive because no one knows any different

Offline dieseldriver

I am sure I see her year's ago -she was useless then ! How do these tarts survive ! :dash:

Did you happen to see Levi Von Tease also? When I visited Levi, she told me there was another WG just a few doors away. Probabely her? As your in the area, any recommendations?

Offline simpleton69

Did you happen to see Levi Von Tease also? When I visited Levi, she told me there was another WG just a few doors away. Probabely her? As your in the area, any recommendations?

No didn't get to meet that lady before she retired

What floats you boat?
and incall or outcall?

Offline dieseldriver

No didn't get to meet that lady before she retired

What floats you boat?
and incall or outcall?

In call. Can't have them come me!! I've done Cristal58 a few times (see reviews). Excellent BJ, but haven't seen her for over a year. Getting a bit too old, so looking further afield. In the meantime going to Zen Massage in Upminster. A couple on Viva St look interesting. Koko let me down couple of weeks ago. Didn't answer phone when I arrived in the street where lives.

Offline simpleton69

In call. Can't have them come me!! I've done Cristal58 a few times (see reviews). Excellent BJ, but haven't seen her for over a year. Getting a bit too old, so looking further afield. In the meantime going to Zen Massage in Upminster. A couple on Viva St look interesting. Koko let me down couple of weeks ago. Didn't answer phone when I arrived in the street where lives.

Not had the pleasure of Cristal, think she's a little old for me, my preference is 30-55 plus she looks a little pale

Next time Im free Im looking to try minxy melissa XXX
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