External Link/Members OnlyHour incall - £150
I have really struggled over this one. There was nothing to guide me on UKP before making this booking so I was basically going TOFTT. I've since learned Marnie has a different nickname on AW (babybrookexox) but she tells me this is largely redundant now she's with GEA. But here's the link anyway
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External Link/Members OnlyThis was a plan C (see separate review) having been dumped by a pre-booking and calling my go-to girl to discover she had a stinking cold. So, having never used GEA, I recalled a recent decent review on here so went for it.
COMMS - called GEA, gave them my timeslots (which were tight) and was offered three birds. One was too old (Camilla 38yo, probably nearer 45yo taking usual prossie maths); can't remember the other one's name but her timings were off, and then Marnie. Decided to go for Marnie. Texted me the address and instructions. I believe it's a well known punting flat in "hooker alley" near the river. Drove down, parked up as I was 15 mins early and saw Marnie arrive by taxi. Waited for my timeslot and headed up, following the instructions for the buzzer etc. So far so good.
FLAT - basic but clean. However, feckin colder than Iceland (found out later the heating was off, boiler was fucked AND I even tried to fix it) with the usual basic bed.
LOOKS - Marnie has that typical Glaswegian all-over sunbed tan which made her look a bit like fried bacon. I even spotted the telltale pressure patch on the coccyx area proving too much time on the cancer beds. Anyway, facially, I'd say she's alright, not stunning. Has a pretty smile but I'd say max 7/10 for the face. She is taller than her profile claims (no way she's 5'1", more 5'4") but she is slim. However, during the intro, she volunteered information about having a wee kid and my heart sank. Because, when she stripped, she had a very prominent and flabby mum-tum and sagging tits with all the associated stretchmarks
Now, call me a picky prick, but there is no sign of those on the GEA site so those fotos are either very old or been fotoshopped to fuck
Also, she's a smoker which was very evident once the action started. However, by now I'm buck naked and I've washed Bob and the twins so had to go for it.
SESSION - started with some standing up DFK (smoker breath now very apparent) so decided to move things onto some oral. I quickly gave her snatch a fingering, it was already soaking wet
and Marnie then sunk to her knees and started giving my balls a suck. I then lay on the bed and she started taking me in her mouth (OWO), gently at first (which was good) but then proceeded to hammer her head up and down on my cock which resulted in her teeth cheese grating my foreskin
which was extremely painful. Oral does feck all for me anyway, but this just wasn't a pleasurable experience. So, I asked for the dom, covered the Boabie, and got Marnie kneeling on the floor leaning over the bed and took her hard doggy. Now we're talking
Enjoyed this for a spell getting harder and harder, then onto the bed for cow, mish, legs up on my shoulders, Marnie on her side (I tried a wee sneaky thumb in her ass during this which was quickly rebuffed
) and then back onto doggy on the bed. Once I hit the mark, I got her to turn around, whipped off the dom and dropped a bucketful of spunk in her mouth. But again, she started cheese grating my knob again so, in a way, I was glad when my baws and cock were emptied. She ran to the loo to spit, I followed her in for a wipe. Pop 1 done.
I was about half an hour all in for that one and hoped for a second pop. But due to a combination of the room being so feckin cold and the fact I wasn't "feeling it" as much I should do with a young burd lying on the bed beside me, it didn't happen. So, with about 10 mins to go, I had another quick wash, dressed, had a look at her boiler (and no, that's not a euphemism for something else) and left the building.
BAD PART - Just after I popped, the doorbell rang and Marnie went to see who it was. It was the next punter for another girl who was due in soon to use the same feckin flat
He headed off to the living room and never heard from him again. But I'm thinking the whole time "WTF is going on here - a feckin revolving door!" That took me a wee bit by surprise.
CONCLUSION - Won't go back and, after having the line-up routine, not sure I'd use GEA again unless I get a guarantee I won't be brushing cocks with another punter. Marnie has a nice personality and others may find her much better. But at £150 for a hour with a girl who has covered up some pretty bad failings (mum-tum, sagging tits and basically not very nice breath) I will keep my hard earned for another burd.
Some may ask why the neutral, not a negative. Because to get a full blown neg from me the punt has to be completely and utterly shite. The shagging was great, she takes it hard and deep. It's the other stuff that brought me to the neutral.
