Summary: My 'winning streak' continues! This was the most excruciatingly awkward booking I have ever had the misfortune to be involved in. All told, I was there for a total of just over 35 minutes, time which included two showers.
Comms: Fine. All arranged by text with the Agency (The Hot Collection).
Location: Good. 2 minutes-walk from Paddington Underground (Grand Union Canal exit). Modern, 4th floor apartment, buzzer entry system (no concierge), lift, very clean & tidy. This I believe is a shared apartment, with who, I've no idea. One clean towel was provided but no refreshments.
Booking details: 1 hour in-call for £200.00 (No extras).
The SP: The pictures are pretty accurate. She does have a couple of tattoos and on the day from what I could detect, she was a non-smoker.
Services rec'd: OWO, protected sex in CG, mish and doggy.
The meet: Upon arrival, I wasn't made to feel particularly welcome. Dilara was very shy and quiet, this was hardly a warm and inviting atmosphere. Despite repeated attempts to get some dialogue going, these faltered but when Dilara did speak, her English was pretty good so I don't think it was a language barrier issue.
Sadly from there things didn't get any better. I had a small punting window so there was no opportunity to cut my losses and look for a plan B, so stupidly I decided to proceed. The warning signs were already clear to see.
Agreed services, but as it transpired and in reality no FK was on offer. OWO was very poor with only attention to the head. Thankfully this was brief whereupon Dilara rubbered me up, applied some lube and began with cowgirl (very mediocre technique), we switched to mish and then finally doggy.
At this point the silence between us was almost palpable, the elephant in the room if you will, I couldn't stand it any longer as I really wasn't enjoying myself and stopped. I would have changed and left immediately but I wanted to take another shower as I had a long journey to make. Cue more awkward silence between us. The whole experience was just awful and sadly had no redeeming features whatsoever.
In one of the very brief moments where we did manage to share a conversation, Dilara did mention that she'd not been in the UK for very long so my guess would be that she's either very new to this, or totally disinterested in providing customer satisfaction.
Would I return: A resounding no.
External Link/Members OnlyAftermath: Upon leaving I bitterly complained to the Agency about the service that I'd received. Their immediate response was to apologise unreservedly, and without provocation to offer me a discount if I give them one last try. I must say a discount doesn't interest me at all, I just want good service which I told them in no uncertain terms. Their response was to say that their offer stands, and that this would be worked out at the time of my next booking.
For the sake of full disclosure, the Agency was aware that I've been on a bad run of form recently as I've given them feedback after each booking. When I initially discussed booking Dilara they did say that they could provide no feedback on her and tried to steer me in the direction of a different Escort, a Polish woman called Caroline but I chose to ignore this advice.
