New Chinese Massage Centre 16 Pallister Rd Clacton CO15 1PG 01255 212578 ( Gumtree Vivastreet ) . Having for some time admired the reviewing skills and wit of such distinguished contributors as F.B B.O 60 B.78 P.I S.N PLAN R M.F and many others, I thought I might venture one myself. Have been off punting recently, and thought the little dynamo had finally burnt out.Booking, parking, foreign accents, and climbing endless stairs in the wrong flats, seemed too much trouble. Last week had to be in Clacton anyway, 10 minutes from new massage place. Decided to call in without phoning and if usual standard, just walk. Parking easy in nearby streets ( late Nov afternoon ). Entrance rather public, but street deserted in and out. Venue very compact but clean and bright. Just one young lady in attendance and as soon as I saw her little dynamo started working again! Late twenties, slim, attractive, Chinese, really nice way with her, made a big fuss of me, always works with me! I had £30 massage very pleasant, followed by HR and B to B £30. her body is superb and she tried lots of ways to get the desired result without rushing me but I seldom do these days. It used to matter but not now, had she had a result, I would probably have had a review myself in Undertakers Monthly or somesuch! Most UKP members would I know find this very tame fare, but for those who might like myself, enjoy a simple pleasurable punt I have no qualms in giving WaWa, for such is her name, a definite positive. she says she is often on duty, could be the other girls are as good, intend to find out!
