The Unspoken Rules...chit chat during punts?

[Jock D]

Interested to know what other peoples are?  I realize that this is probably quite a subjective area, but for me there are definite boundaries and lines that have to be drawn and shouldn't be crossed.

My biggest bugbear that can put a dampner on any punt is....

Personal Questions...Now any half decent WG should know not to go there...discretion and anonymity are essential. Yet over the years I've had umpteen women ask blatant personal questions...where do you stay?...what's your job?...where do you work?...have you got kids? etc.

Now, based on my own experience the most Guilty parties of asking these ridiculous questions are...mature Scottish women and Thai women of all ages.

So, what's your experience and how do you deal with it?

[Troydor69]

The most common question I get is if I’m married. I’m also often asked where I’m from and occasionally what I do for a living. In truth it doesn’t bother me to answer any of those questions, although I don’t go into specific detail.  I find British WGs tend to ask most often, I assume because my accent is difficult to place.

As I live outside UK, and only punt when I am visiting the country generally chat like this doesn’t bother me. I suspect that if I punted around my home then I would probably feel different and avoid any personal matters.

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Where do you stay?..... I give a town nearby.
What's your job?..........I give a generic job title
Never been asked the others. I don't tend to punt mature WGs and Thai is not my type, maybe that's why.

[Uncle Buck]

When asked (which is not often), I'm comfortable telling them:
1. Marital status
2. Job title (very generic)
3. Location - north of city, south of city, etc

That's about it.

UB

[JustHilts]

Personally I couldn’t give a toss what they ask. If I felt it was ‘probing’ I’d either decline to offer or make up some nonsense. More often than not though, it’s sincere and whereas I never give specifics, I don’t have a problem giving some generic info about the area I live or the type of work I do. That said I have shared some more personal stuff with trusted regulars.

And as for being married, if they ask I’ll tell them.

[Long side]

It's just a bit of chit chat, that they seem to think they you'll be interested in them, and return.
There would be total silence otherwise, and doubt they have a black book to write what has been said, and by the next time you visit, after she's seen about 40  + blokes, saying hi Jim how's your job on the building trade going, and do you still have deluxe penthouse suite. 

[johndoeyy]

Ill answer any questions. My problem is trying to remember what lies i told last time. One day im an engineer next im a salesman or is it a shop owner. Five kids, single, married, divorced. widower. Used them all.

[Long side]

Ill answer any questions. My problem is trying to remember what lies i told last time. One day im an engineer next im a salesman or is it a shop owner. Five kids, single, married, divorced. widower. Used them all.

Just as well Concorde doesn't fly anymore, as that's one less job off your lie list, a Concorde pilot. 

[Boinky]

single, married, divorced. widower.

Bigamy is illegal...   

[hardtoplease]

Standard answers from me are:-

Married? S’naenae.
Job? S’naenae.
Where you live? S’naenae.

Your welcome

Actually, I’m joking. I wear a wedding band so FFS that’s an easy one. I live in Glasgow and I work in engineering, both total bollocks. If it makes the burds happy to chat then I’m happy to play along.

As regards who asks more often, varies.

[Chorley]

I just tell them a load of fake, generic bollocks.
I've actually stayed away from WG's who are nosey cows,no matter how good the service has been as I find the whole interrogation thing really annoying. 

Their loss.

[willie loman]

The girls are just being polite, unless you are famous you don't have anything to worry about. I am open about most stuff, when I first started, I would lie, and would also use flats as didn't want to be spotted coming out of a sauna, now I don't give a shit. It actually annoys me when the especially flakey ones, or the ones with " issues", cant recall anything about me if I book them  a few times.

[mrhyde]

I never reveal surname or corrected address; just first name, home district and general terms about work and myself, but I find it "cuts both ways" meaning that they might reveal general details about themselves, which might be bollocks or not.

[AMELLVILLE300]

I only see Scottish girls. Age: 25 - 35 as per their AW profiles. Each meet the girl has asked me what my job is. I provide a version of what I do. The majority of the meetings have been at my Glasgow townhouse. Patently, NOT married. They survey my paintings, pictures, library & always ask me about my family, my tastes, my background; most inquisitive.  I try to respond honestly without revealing too much.  I find them very respectful with a sincere interest, but plainly there are boundaries & mostly these are observed. 

[johndoeyy]

I only see Scottish girls. Age: 25 - 35 as per their AW profiles. Each meet the girl has asked me what my job is. I provide a version of what I do. The majority of the meetings have been at my Glasgow townhouse. Patently, NOT married. They survey my paintings, pictures, library & always ask me about my family, my tastes, my background; most inquisitive.  I try to respond honestly without revealing too much.  I find them very respectful with a sincere interest, but plainly there are boundaries & mostly these are observed.

feel somewhat inferior now. My housing scheme lower cottage with ferret colection just doesnt seem to garner much interest .

[auldie63]

Should you no be called Compo then?

[sub_marine]

I use a fake first name, same fake name I been using for 15+ years, I did use it once in a bar with the wife when another random customer started talking to us, I just explained that we had no idea who he was and better to be safe, think I got away with it.  Never been asked for a surname.  I'm happy to talk about my job and where I work as loads of guys in the area do similar jobs, and people not from the area are generally interested in it, especially girls touring from down south.

There are a few punts I've been to where I can see some of the taller buildings on my street from the WGs window, and I've told them as much, but never told them which street I'm on or the number.

I'm not really bothered by most of the WGs as they are tourers or EE.  Only ever punted 2 locals, play my cards very close to my chest with them.

[bushman]

I have an alias/ punting alter ego. I have developed quite the fondness for this guy. He is not at all like me. So every escort get the same answer.

[bigbell]

use my own name,as there are loads of it,abbreviated,slang, so i dont forget it, west ender and i work away for 2/3 days at a time. which can help if im rushing down the road i can ask for an app for say 4 hours later, i can say im 200 miles away i i cant get any earlier, normally works, especially the ones that only work to a set time, they are hanging on for me, and its defo not a rush

[Uncle Buck]

I have an alias/ punting alter ego. I have developed quite the fondness for this guy. He is not at all like me. So every escort get the same answer.

Brilliant 

UB

[foreverchanges]

There used to be a gorgeous Danish lass called Inga who worked at London Street Sauna who regularly had punters complaining at the desk due to her constant blethering. The standard comment was ," Ah came for a quiet shag not to play Twenty Questions!"

To be fair I'd rather have some chit chat rather than the silent treatment...or the bland "Day off work?" or "Still raining?" that gets asked in the Blair Street waiting room.

[AMELLVILLE300]

feel somewhat inferior now. My housing scheme lower cottage with ferret colection just doesnt seem to garner much interest .

Apologies. I certainly did NOT intend anyone to infer such. I have only had positive experiences with girls & I am eager to express my appreciation of their efforts. This does NOT mean that I wish to see them again. Nevertheless, I am often impressed by how much they try to do their best. A personal preference about which I often feel guilty as I wish not to judge them. SORRY again for my poor expression.

[Clattypats]

Apologies. I certainly did NOT intend anyone to infer such. I have only had positive experiences with girls & I am eager to express my appreciation of their efforts. This does NOT mean that I wish to see them again. Nevertheless, I am often impressed by how much they try to do their best. A personal preference about which I often feel guilty as I wish not to judge them. SORRY again for my poor expression.

You sound a bit like this guy..   https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165369.msg1773679#msg1773679

[Redbull4]

Apologies. I certainly did NOT intend anyone to infer such. I have only had positive experiences with girls & I am eager to express my appreciation of their efforts. This does NOT mean that I wish to see them again. Nevertheless, I am often impressed by how much they try to do their best. A personal preference about which I often feel guilty as I wish not to judge them. SORRY again for my poor expression.

I've got a sore head reading that.

[The Spirit]

Never been bothered . WG seem to forget where I'm from at times .