External Link/Members OnlyCheers to Roscoe111 for his recommendation of this wg. It maynt have been an all time great, but many of my own unguided picks have been so much worse.
I have to admit for last 6+ months have been going to Angel Lodge for my monthly punt - got fed being blanked time and time again on Aw or Viva as an oap seeking a GFE with FK. At least kissing (lips only, no tongues) is on offer at Angel - tho its always been strictly rationed to me (never more than 6 lip squashings per punt). And at least the wgs DO make an effort to look and smell good.
But all the same it was beginning to feel like sex by the numbers and you were on a 'conveyor belt' - so thankfully with our Mr Roscoes help this was my first venture back out into the world of independents.
As Roscoe says, comms are simple and smooth, and location is easy to find. The stairs are a nightmare tho for the more advanced in years (i often make the mistake of forgetting i am past such things). Are there 6 flights or 8? - i lost count and could only focus on getting to the top. The wg seemed genuinely concerned and gave me 2 rest stops - but it may have been more concern about explaining how an oap had pegged out on the way up to her flat.
Sadly i got more the 'drab housewife' look than Mr Roscoe's sexy view but the wg did at least have full make (no perfume tho.) I can confirm her figure is great and a nice pair of medium tits. ( but i got to proper grips with them only once when she was distracted, otherwise she was always very quick to put them off limits.) Her face is pretty just like in her pics but if you want to be picky her 3 front teeth are a bit pushed together. There are 2 or 3 very faint tattoos but all fairly small anyway.
It took me a good 5 mins to overcome the dizzieness from the climb. As i sat there i passed over the £80 but made the elementary mistake of not reconfirming the services agreed so easily on the phone. (At Angel if you agree services, they are delivered - you dont have to double/triple check them.)
This wg was the fastest at taking her clothes off - i think she managed to put the money in a drawer and remove her clothes at the same time. Stark naked she looked at me expectantly (i was still putting my wallet away) but i had to remind her of the agreed outfit. There was a long pause and a sort of sizing up look, was she going to refuse? - but she did comply in the end.
The punt began with a prolonged baby wiping of my nether regions, followed an equally prolonged baby oiling of the same - 4 times she she went back to the Johnsons bottle. This was way much better than it sounds and i now finally understand the attraction of a happy ending in the asian parlours without full sex.
But HE was not what i had come for, so i said - time for sex. She tried to switch to Ow - and she does have a very good technique, not deep but very stimulating all the same - but again i had to ask for sex.
The wg promptly adopted reverse cg and was quite enthusiastic - BUT (and this was the worst part of the whole punt) she kept herself as far away from me as possible. I could only touch her arse and not much else. As with the initial wiping, oiling and ow, i honestly never saw her face. There was no eye contact what so ever. I think she would have preferred to have the whole punt entirely in this position. Good as it was (and dont get me wrong she is VERY skilled in this position) i asked for a change.
Flopping down beside me, she turned her head completely to one side. I've had mish like this twice before (with a rom and another time with a chinese) and personally i have felt sort of 'dirty' afterwards. It sours the punt when they just cant bear to look at your face. I didnt want a repeat with Emma so i went with the flow and suggested spoons instead. And by this time it was also entirely obvious that the FK agreed on the phone was a complete non-starter.
Trouble is the wg again manoeuvred to keep as far away as possible. She moved from the centre of the bed right to the very edge. And she adopted the same trick as the parlour wgs to prevent deep penetration - raise your knees towards your midriff. Anyway i did manage to push one knee down for a time and came to a quick finish.
There was nearly 20 mins left, so i asked her for a final cuddle (with a view to snatching a crafty grope and maybe a snog?) - but no chance, the wg was well ahead of me. She promptly moved down the bed, to be level with my lower ribs. I was left flapping my arms around an empty pillow and reduced to patting her on the head. I did try shifting down to her level but she only wriggled further down herself. So I gave up and left. Couldnt see any point on starting a row over the missing Fk.
Apologies for the review's length - but i felt i had to explain my neutral for a very fit wg who knows all the moves. Maybe it is an age thing or the constant parlour-going has made me complacent - because i do feel that this wg as with Mr Roscoe can really deliver if she has a mind to. At least she introduced me to the 'long range', minimal eye/body contact method of punting which was a first for this old git.
