Politely asking for advice on escorts who are genuinely bi-sexual

[Midori]

Hi,

I will try and keep this within the rules. Please go easy on me? 

I am looking to buy myself a Christmas present. I would like to book a genuinely bi-sexual female escort within about an hours commute on the train from Leeds and I would appreciate some help because of course there is a worry that a girl might say she is bi and actually isn't that convincing an actress  .

To narrow it down, my general type would preferably be a curvy size 12 through to about a size 18, though I am a sucker for a pretty face and decent breasts, so may go slightly smaller or higher in dress size. Preferably in twenties or thirties. Would prefer someone with feedback and no-one with links to porn and no barebackers. Brownie points if there is a possibility of them doing MFF's as that's something I would like to try and organise in the future as a civvie.

Thank you in advance for any help given. I'm sorry but I won't be able to review afterwards because of site rules.

Kayley xx

[vw]

xx

whats this fluffy nonsense? 

Its punting not love.   

Have you punter before?

[Midori]

whats this fluffy nonsense? 

Its punting not love.   

Have you punter before?

Hahaha, sorry bad habit.

Yes I have once before but that was a BDSM booking and  am looking more GFE this time.

[vw]

Hahaha, sorry bad habit.

Yes I have once before but that was a BDSM booking and  am looking more GFE this time.

have you seen cueballs latest review, reads like he was the third girl.     Natalya  fits your body type.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171809.0

[Midori]

have you seen cueballs latest review, reads like he was the third girl.     Natalya  fits your body type.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171809.0

Guess I better wait and see if Cueball sees this and can comment on what Natalia is like facially. She has a lovely figure, spot on.Thanks for signposting me to the review.

[Billy no mates]

It really is a minefield finding genuine bi girls

Only one we saw in your neck of the woods, who was genuinely bi, was chelseabrooke, who had an hour alone with my partner, not sure she’s the body type you want tho.

Shame you’re not closer to North London.

[cueball]

Fear not middy . ... I shall find you that special girl

[Midori]

Fear not middy . ... I shall find you that special girl

Good god, please don't open the cage Cueball. I like them pretty 

[hayneplane]

AVno1 is a hottie and insatiable good fuck with lots of experience with the ladies but since her weight loss would be below your size guide stated in the op

[Zebedee70]

I saw this lady as part of a mff duo and she could fit the bill for you?
tiajuicyxoxox
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[redmist81]

To be honest you may be better using an agency

[cueball]

I like them pretty 

Well middy.... we're not sexist on here. You should rightly be treated like any other recommendation hunter 

We generally like the asker to do some legwork and put links up to the ones that have caught your eye.....

But, never let it be said I'm not fair and just, I'll look on your behalf.....

First up is this little cutie. She's a batter for both sides and will curl your toes  as she strums you to a musical end...
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Greedy girls need feeding though, and feed you I shall, more more more I ear you scream. Here's more (much much more).....
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But, I've saved the best till last. You'll need to fire up your rover ticket though (us punters (like me and you) need to be able to travel for quality). And they don't come much more high class than this rug munching courtesan...
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Get stuck in middy girl, get stuck in

[cueball]

Guess I better wait and see if Cueball sees this and can comment on what Natalia is like facially. She has a lovely figure, spot on.Thanks for signposting me to the review.

You'll be fine there... she'll be stood at the top of the stairs, twanging her knickers shouting down to you "YOU VONT PUSSY?"

You can twang yours in reply

[vw]

To be honest you may be better using an agency

Why use a pimp?

also why no reviews?

[Golovkin]

Link to this Profile Page using External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only maybe worth a go. Asking us if they are genuinely bi sexual is a waste of time. We cant possible know, they can tell us they are but we have no way of telling. You will have to take a punt! Good luck with it, let us know how it goes 

[cueball]

Typical bloody leech, I go out of my way, I do my best to find the belters, go to all that trouble of putting up links.....

And not one word of thanks...  There's some cheeky buggers about 

[Midori]

Hahaha,

Not had a chance to look at my leisure yet Cueball. Still travelling back from tour and I am sure I want full wifi signal to see your beauties 

[HailWood]

Hannah springs to mind though perhaps a bit outside your travel criteria, Midori. I'll take the bonus points too as she'll do the MMF thing ....
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[vw]

Hannah springs to mind though perhaps a bit outside your travel criteria, Midori. I'll take the bonus points too as she'll do the MMF thing ....
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They have been reviewed together, nice of you to tout the blogger sure she will reward you or was it part of the blog deal.   

Irrelevant name drops is pure low level touting MTT.   

Quite how Midori will be able to do a MMF with Hannah is beyond me, just exposing  further the touting nature of your post.

[Midori]

Hannah springs to mind though perhaps a bit outside your travel criteria, Midori. I'll take the bonus points too as she'll do the MMF thing ....
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I have done a duo before with Hannah and would pay for a regular booking (can't say more because I'm not going to tout myself or others on here), but Wolverhampton is not the easiest to get to within a day and back without a car, otherwise I suspect I wouldn't have needed to put up this thread.

[Neptune]

Should this not be on UKE?
Just seems like Midori is letting all punters know shes out there and telling them she will do Lesbo?
Great advertising -

[Midori]

Should this not be on UKE?
Just seems like Midori is letting all punters know shes out there and telling them she will do Lesbo?
Great advertising -

No, if I could ask for a recommendation there I would. But on UKE you can only recommend girls who are on UKE. A vast majority of Yorkshire based SP's are not and actually, I think I tend towards preferring someone who is not on UKE on this occasion because it is pleasure and not business and I have considered things like discretion etc and the fact that I don't want another girl using the fact I have visited her as part of her advertising. I don't want to ruin any illusions here but the reason why I am wanting to book an SP myself is because I want it to be entirely focused on my pleasure and not pleasing anyone else for once, duos are a completely different kettle of fish to that and in fact, the fact I have done a couple of one off duos in the past is neither here nor there, its not something that I offer as part of my regular service.

Thank you to everyone who has offered suggestions so far, I will be booking December time and I am happy to update that I have had a booking, but I won't be able to review.

[vw]

I think I tend towards preferring someone who is not on UKE on this occasion because it is pleasure and not business and I have considered things like discretion etc

so you think booking uke escorts is higher risk?   

[cueball]

Hannah springs to mind though perhaps a bit outside your travel criteria, Midori. I'll take the bonus points too as she'll do the MMF thing ....
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I.have to say fry, that is a strange post. You know full well that....

middy has already been strummed by hannah in duo's

middy already has the knicker dropping hotline to Hannah if she wanted to make contact

She's nowhere near the requested area

They know each other, why put the link in

Odd one is that fry

[hantshagger]

how about doing when you go on tour - various places i know  , that would widen up opportunities maybe.  would need to plan it into your schedule though.....  a MFF sounds good i must say.....

[vw]

I.have to say fry, that is a strange post. You know full well that....

middy has already been strummed by hannah in duo's

middy already has the knicker dropping hotline to Hannah if she wanted to make contact

She's nowhere near the requested area

They know each other, why put the link in

Odd one is that fry

Somethings up with him, maybe a hand up his arse, he does seem the prossie sock puppet touting type. 

[cueball]

a MFF sounds good i must say.....

Yes, but pays who?

M pays middy & miss x

Middy pays miss x

Miss x gets paid from both M and middy

That's the only way I can see it working... unless middy is happy to earn nowt and both pay miss x

Or

Does middy go to a couple profile

[vw]

Yes, but pays who?

M pays middy & miss x

Middy pays miss x

Miss x gets paid from both M and middy

That's the only way I can see it working... unless middy is happy to earn nowt and both pay miss x

Or

Does middy go to a couple profile

Think she is recruiting for future MFF's could be classed as touting, nowhere near as shameless as mikes touting. 

[Midori]

Yes, but pays who?

M pays middy & miss x

Middy pays miss x

Miss x gets paid from both M and middy

That's the only way I can see it working... unless middy is happy to earn nowt and both pay miss x

Or

Does middy go to a couple profile

If a client is involved I charge, because that is a duo, not what I am looking for right now. If a client is involved it becomes about the client and their needs. This is about my needs and even if I do a MFF as a civvie in the future, that's not what I'm planning right now, just putting my research in now. So sorry to burst any illusions, but if in the future I do a MFF as a civvie, it will be someone I know quite well who would understand the focus would be entirely about me lol.

This is me looking as a punter, I'm sure some of you can understand the idea of being able to get sex elsewhere but wanting to pay for a pro because you want exactly what you want and not feel bad about being selfish.

[Midori]

Think she is recruiting for future MFF's could be classed as touting, nowhere near as shameless as mikes touting.

No, I said as a "civvie" implying that I am not thinking of involving any clients. Believe it or not, sometimes escorts want their own sex lives separate from their paid sex life.

[vw]

No, I said as a "civvie" implying that I am not thinking of involving any clients. Believe it or not, sometimes escorts want their own sex lives separate from their paid sex life.

Would not shock me to find out this is an audition to work with you, an audition i say.   

[cueball]

If a client is involved I charge, because that is a duo, not what I am looking for right now. If a client is involved it becomes about the client and their needs. This is about my needs and even if I do a MFF as a civvie in the future, that's not what I'm planning right now, just putting my research in now. So sorry to burst any illusions, but if in the future I do a MFF as a civvie, it will be someone I know quite well who would understand the focus would be entirely about me lol.

This is me looking as a punter, I'm sure some of you can understand the idea of being able to get sex elsewhere but wanting to pay for a pro because you want exactly what you want and not feel bad about being selfish.

Glad you've cleared that up middy.....

So, get stuck in and get flicking your beans..... we want to ear all the gory details 

No need to be shy, nobody is watching, you're temporarily amongst the brethren now 

[cueball]

No, I said as a "civvie" implying that I am not thinking of involving any clients. Believe it or not, sometimes escorts want their own sex lives separate from their paid sex life.

Go on then middy, I'll podge you for free. In fact, to make it more plausible, you can pay my share to the bean flicker we rent 

That way, when either of you want a dildo with some blood in it, just wave me in 

It don't get any more civvie than that... tempted? 

[Billy no mates]

how about doing when you go on tour - various places i know  , that would widen up opportunities maybe.  would need to plan it into your schedule though.....  a MFF sounds good i must say.....

Agreed, as I said in my post, if she was to come to North London, maybe during a tour, I could recommend a lot more girls, as its where we play.

[Neptune]

Very clever
We are all blokes on here, why not just check through AW and ask the SPs.
There arnt any girl on girl reviews that i can see without a bloke paying for it. 
So how would we know the answer to your question?
Its all an act when we go see a Prossie - isnt it?

[Midori]

Very clever
We are all blokes on here, why not just check through AW and ask the SPs.
There arnt any girl on girl reviews that i can see without a bloke paying for it. 
So how would we know the answer to your question?
Its all an act when we go see a Prossie - isnt it?

Oh so cynical  . I can't really answer for other prossies and I'm here as a punter today. 
And quite simple really - there has been someone on here who has responded on here already who have booked SPs for couple bookings where their missus has been pleasured. I would say that they would be a good source of info. Also, more seasoned punters who have booked duos probably are wise to whether SP's get stuck in on girl on girl or whether they shy away from it and just concentrate on the guy. Just like any punter, I can't guarantee that a SP is going to fancy me or want to go down there, but they need to be hands on and be able to put on a convincing show of it and I would say that yes, male punters can point me in the right direction and I'm grateful that some have actually done so.

[Neptune]

Ok Midi
Talk to AV No 1
She pays for sex with girls

[vw]

I can't guarantee that a SP is going to fancy me

They will fancy your cash as long as you are not a needy twat punter.  Turn up clean on time with the correct money, fancying you doesn't come into it.   

[HailWood]

I.have to say fry, that is a strange post. You know full well that....

middy has already been strummed by hannah in duo's

middy already has the knicker dropping hotline to Hannah if she wanted to make contact

She's nowhere near the requested area

They know each other, why put the link in

Odd one is that fry

Apologies all. I was not aware Midori and Hannah knew each other. I would, as Cueball did above only ever recommend a lass that I had me before. The only one that I have met who seemed to meet Midori's criteria is Hannah though as I said I knew it might be a little longer journey. Any harm done? 

[cueball]

Any harm done? 

Narr, everybody knows.....

Hannah is a good podge

Middy wants a strumming

And

Your head is full of scrambled egg 

[vw]

Any harm done? 

Maybe a few more noticed your touting tendencies.   

[vw]

Apologies all. I was not aware Midori and Hannah knew each other

Lies MTT, covering your touting arse, utter bollocks you were not aware. 

Great review of an interesting duo combination. Thanks for sharing.

[cueball]

Oh dear oh dear..  tut tut fry... fibs in the forest tut tut 

Eggs they are a scrambling

I were undecided on the touting 

Bloody hell fry, I'm truly disappointed, disappointed I say

[HailWood]

Oh FFS, Cueball, you believe my stalker? I thought you were better than that, or maybe the scrambled eggs are with the bacon.
 If he had any evidence of touting or could even justify any of his wild imaginings, then would he not have reported my post for consideration?  VWs are rarely backward at coming forward with noxious emissions.

[vw]

Oh FFS, Cueball, you believe my stalker? I thought you were better than that, or maybe the scrambled eggs are with the bacon.
 If he had any evidence of touting or could even justify any of his wild imaginings, then would he not have reported my post for consideration?  VWs are rarely backward at coming forward with noxious emissions.

Playing the stalker card, that's very feminine,  makes me wonder is hannah your blogger still controlling your posts.   

Face it you lie about knowing they had met so you can tout.   

Fishy will hopefully take your gills off you and cast you out of the school of fish.   

[HailWood]

Playing the stalker card, that's very feminine,  makes me wonder is hannah your blogger still controlling your posts.   

Face it you lie about knowing they had met so you can tout.   

Fishy will hopefully take your gills off you and cast you out of the school of fish.   

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[cueball]

Oh FFS, Cueball,

FFS fry... you've been telling fibs 

[HailWood]

FFS fry... you've been telling fibs 

Absolutely not. I have never told a fib in this forum.
You can believe me or believe my accuser who makes this loose statement without any justification or even an explanation as to why I should have known.
I don't particularly care what he thinks; but I thought better of you.

[vw]

Absolutely not. I have never told a fib in this forum.
You can believe me or believe my accuser who makes this loose statement without any justification or even an explanation as to why I should have known.
I don't particularly care what he thinks; but I thought better of you.

Liar

what is this then ? 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147542.msg1619162#msg1619162

You clearly knew about the duo, yet still touted her.   

Not rocket science or even bike when all the evidence is there, CB clearly saw it on this sort but to the point post  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171866.msg1829630#msg1829630 

[HailWood]

Liar

what is this then ? 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147542.msg1619162#msg1619162

You clearly knew about the duo, yet still touted her.   

Not rocket science or even bike when all the evidence is there, CB clearly saw it on this sort but to the point post  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=171866.msg1829630#msg1829630

Unfortunately I do not possess an encyclopaedic knowledge of every thread I have commented on and had genuinely forgotten this review. However I don't expect you will believe me and wonder why you spitefully cornered me in such an underhand way (you could have pointed this out much earlier).