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Offline foreverhung

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« on: November 24, 2017, 08:18:03 pm »
This doll can give you a hand job, check it out, I'm in fucking love

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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2017, 08:30:19 pm »
That's one of the worst hand jobs I've ever seen.

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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2017, 08:32:45 pm »
Quote from: charlie-mott on November 24, 2017, 08:30:19 pm
That's one of the worst hand jobs I've ever seen.

I'll take anything I can get
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2017, 08:37:30 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on November 24, 2017, 08:32:45 pm
I'll take anything I can get

Dude, you should punt once in a blue moon.   :thumbsup:

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« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2017, 10:17:43 pm »
Quote from: The Nightwolf on November 24, 2017, 08:37:30 pm
Dude, you should punt once in a blue moon.   :thumbsup:

I stopped it in the end, nearly bankrupted me, if I come out of retirement it would take an EnglishRebecca121 to do it, or a Welsh Barbie - then I'd end up in hospital - I should though, start slow, Jasmines Mom or something
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« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2017, 10:21:00 pm »
It was jasmines' mums birthday this week.. Reckon she deserves a treat FH..

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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2017, 10:23:33 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on November 24, 2017, 10:17:43 pm
I stopped it in the end, nearly bankrupted me, if I come out of retirement it would take an EnglishRebecca121 to do it, or a Welsh Barbie - then I'd end up in hospital - I should though, start slow, Jasmines Mom or something

Jasmine's mum sounds just fine.  ;)

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« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2017, 10:24:43 pm »
Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 24, 2017, 10:21:00 pm
It was jasmines' mums birthday this week.. Reckon she deserves a treat FH..

Jasmines Mom, augh, the thought of her giving me a hand job
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2017, 10:26:46 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on November 24, 2017, 10:24:43 pm
Jasmines Mom, augh, the thought of her giving me a hand job

No harm in finding out for a 1 off.  :thumbsup:

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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2017, 10:32:26 pm »
So FH, who are your other 2 favourites?  :)

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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2017, 10:35:19 pm »
Jasmines mum.. Body to body.. Lots of oil.. Mmm.. Fancy that myself

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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2017, 09:31:32 pm »
Quote from: The Nightwolf on November 24, 2017, 10:32:26 pm
So FH, who are your other 2 favourites?  :)

My two other fav's are EnglishRebecca121 and EnglishRebecca121

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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2017, 09:41:03 pm »
Quote from: charlie-mott on November 24, 2017, 08:30:19 pm
That's one of the worst hand jobs I've ever seen.
I dont know - you've not met MrsMatrix..... :D :D

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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2017, 10:53:18 am »
I mean.. what if anything bad happens with hardware or software of this doll? And it clinches too much?

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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2017, 12:54:23 pm »
Quote from: rsoft on November 26, 2017, 10:53:18 am
I mean.. what if anything bad happens with hardware or software of this doll? And it clinches too much?

I had exactly the same thought. Also, will they be getting a local accent?

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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2017, 01:07:37 pm »
Quote from: rsoft on November 26, 2017, 10:53:18 am
I mean.. what if anything bad happens with hardware or software of this doll? And it clinches too much?

Well I certainly wouldn't want to be rushed in an ambulance to A&E, with that attached to my dick!  :scare:

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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2017, 02:33:32 pm »
Dolls made in Wales? For Welshmen?
They need four legs, hooves and woolly backs

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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2017, 09:06:00 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on November 24, 2017, 08:18:03 pm
This doll can give you a hand job, check it out, I'm in fucking love

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Ya dirty cunt  :cool:
I bet Mrs hung is well nourished, but we know what's top of your Xmas list

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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2017, 01:42:40 am »
Quote from: HughJardon on November 27, 2017, 09:06:00 pm
Ya dirty cunt  :cool:
I bet Mrs hung is well nourished, but we know what's top of your Xmas list

It's the model cx440 which has variable control pussy vibration and self lubricating Labia responses
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2017, 09:17:03 am »
Quote from: foreverhung on November 30, 2017, 01:42:40 am
It's the model cx440 which has variable control pussy vibration and self lubricating Labia responses
Ooo that sounds cool, Can we have a review when youve road tested one. We expect you to put its though its full paces, possibly to the point of destruction. No doubt a report the manufacturers would need to see.... :D :D :D

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« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2018, 05:25:38 pm »
it was always gonna happen

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« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2018, 07:57:07 pm »
Out of curiosity guys, who is  jasmines Mum? I’ve read this a few times and I haven’t seen her! Who is jasmine even? Lol

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« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2018, 08:59:03 pm »
Quote from: Punting_Mad on November 24, 2017, 10:35:19 pm
Jasmines mum.. Body to body.. Lots of oil.. Mmm.. Fancy that myself

Ah! now about this belated birthday present to myself  :unknown:


Jasmine's Mum  :wacko:

Jasmine's Mum plus oil  :wacko:  :wacko:

Good idea Punting   :thumbsup:

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« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2018, 09:01:33 pm »
Quote from: Bigsaz1984 on January 21, 2018, 07:57:07 pm
Out of curiosity guys, who is  jasmines Mum? I’ve read this a few times and I haven’t seen her! Who is jasmine even? Lol

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Anna is Jasmine's mum.
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« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2018, 09:25:54 pm »
Thank you nightwolf. I’m sure I’ve driven past the place in cardiff a few times. Might have to check in some time 👍🏽

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« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2018, 11:24:38 am »
Lot's of my homies dying and shit

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« Reply #26 on: February 18, 2018, 01:24:57 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on February 11, 2018, 11:24:38 am
Lot's of my homies dying and shit

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In one case in Hamburg a man died after he had covered himself with sliced cheese, pulled pantyhose over his upper body, put on a diving suit and a raincoat and sat on his radiator with a plastic bag over his head.

........... now that is some shit!!!!!
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« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2018, 01:43:33 pm »
Quote from: Bigsaz1984 on January 21, 2018, 09:25:54 pm
Thank you nightwolf. I’m sure I’ve driven past the place in cardiff a few times. Might have to check in some time 👍🏽

Your welcome.  :hi: Sorry for the late reply.

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« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2018, 01:44:29 pm »
Quote from: aardvark on February 18, 2018, 01:24:57 pm
In one case in Hamburg a man died after he had covered himself with sliced cheese, pulled pantyhose over his upper body, put on a diving suit and a raincoat and sat on his radiator with a plastic bag over his head.

........... now that is some shit!!!!!

Some truly f@#ked up shit. Stark raving mad buggers.  :crazy:

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« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2018, 09:01:47 pm »
this shit just got real!!!!!  :dash:

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« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2018, 09:07:16 pm »
Quote from: KTM RIDER on February 19, 2018, 09:01:47 pm
this shit just got real!!!!!  :dash:

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Oh my word! That's made me chuckle! FFS!! :sarcastic:  :lol:

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« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2018, 09:28:33 pm »
I'll do em all
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« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2018, 09:33:34 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on February 19, 2018, 09:28:33 pm
I'll do em all

No dude! Jasmine's mom, Anna...GET OUT THERE!!  :crazy:

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« Reply #33 on: February 19, 2018, 09:39:28 pm »
I popped in to see Anna last week.. Nice friendly chat and a cup of tea.. Lovely lady

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« Reply #34 on: February 19, 2018, 09:48:40 pm »
Quote from: Punting_Mad on February 19, 2018, 09:39:28 pm
I popped in to see Anna last week.. Nice friendly chat and a cup of tea.. Lovely lady

Thanks for that. I look forward to doing that sometime.  :thumbsup:

FH take the hint.  :)

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« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2018, 10:11:10 pm »
In a pub in Weymouth a couple of years ago.....the condom machine was also selling blow-up inflatable sheep

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« Reply #36 on: March 20, 2018, 12:05:20 pm »
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« Reply #37 on: March 20, 2018, 12:12:19 pm »
Quote from: foreverhung on March 20, 2018, 12:05:20 pm
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I'll pass on that one, although probably still more engaging that most Romanian punts  :lol:

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« Reply #38 on: March 20, 2018, 06:52:33 pm »
Quote from: SeekingtheTruth on March 20, 2018, 12:12:19 pm
I'll pass on that one, although probably still more engaging that most Romanian punts  :lol:

Yes, and you won't hear, "Have you cum yet baby".   :D

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« Reply #39 on: March 20, 2018, 08:45:31 pm »
Quote from: mrdiamond77 on March 20, 2018, 06:52:33 pm
Yes, and you won't hear, "Have you cum yet baby".   :D
Not very realistic dolls then...................baby  :D :D :D :D
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