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External Link/Members OnlyI'm so angry with this one. Apologies if this ends up being more of a rant than a review. I will try to maintain decorum.
Yet again, the reviews on here fail to mirror my own experience.
100 quid for half an hour that goes down as one of my worse experiences I've ever had with an escort. She's a nice girl, she has amazing breasts and she's decent enough looking. So where did it go so badly wrong?
I couldn't even maintain an erection. Even when I had a complete skank I managed to finish off. I won't bother with any other information other than COMMS LOOKS and SERVICE, because she's already been reviewed enough. So I will give my reasons for this negative review.
COMMS
fantastic
LOOKS
one of the best lungs I've ever seen up close; that includes girlfriends, WG's and whatever else. Nice hour glass hips. Perhaps closer to a size 12 than her stated 10, or at least pushing that way. But no noticeable belly of sorts, she's just a big girl. Hadn't bothered to shave her legs which I can usually forgive. Facially, not as stunningly pretty as others have espoused; actually reminded me of an ex girlfriend's cousin who was of indian ethnicity; which turned me on and distracted me in equal measure.
SERVICE
this is what makes it a negative.
I arrive and she makes a little chit chat, seems like she isn't fully focused because the initial conversation goes something like this; "how are you?" Yeah, good thanks, all the more for seeing you etc, and you? "yeah, good, how are you?".... It started off fairly well though, the first 5 seconds... I wasn't offered a shower but told to get my kit off. She undresses fairly quickly and I decide to move towards her and have a feel. She seems a good sport and I'm expecting a nice half hour at this point. Albeit, I knew that it was only a half hour so just a taster really, so I didn't carry huge expectations. Even so, for £100,I could be forgiven for thinking otherwise.
I read that she does FK/DFK so went in for some after nibbling her neck and caressing her big bum but whilst she threw in a little tongue, she kept giving me her neck. She then laughed and said "I don't do kissing". My instinctive response was 'well I read that you do' (she says so on her profile likes list). So now I take this rather personally. Am I vulgar in her eyes? Does my mouth smell bad? I don't think so. And even if half of that was true, surely the price she charges should warrant more professionalism.
So I make do with her nice heavy tits, but whilst I am a fan of large breasts, I still need more to enjoy myself. I was even hoping for a tit wank, but this would prove to be impossible later since I would keep going flacid.
The reasons for my suprise inability to perform was not down to me, but I believe entirely her:
1) I could hear another WG outside talking to a client and opening and closing doors
2) my girl didn't even offer OWO which I now understand from her profile is at her discretion, but I've only ever had this issue once or twice before and one was out of my choice. And she couldn't say it was because of hygiene because I had already had a shower beforehand and she hadn't offered me one anyway.
3) likewise, she'd grabbed the lube and smothered her pussy with it before I'd even had a chance to lick/flick/stick anything in.
4) My blowjob was well suctioned but nothing really special. And even when she later tried throwing dirty talk at me "you wanna stick you dick in my tight pussy?", I just felt awkward because she hadn't really warmed me up.
5) and when I did stick my semi hard dick in her 'tight pussy' I found it wasn't that tight anyway.
6) It got to the point where I was doing all the work while she went to a missionary position and laid there, her body not looking as tight in this position. I gave up.
I took the raincoat off and asked for a shower. She had the audacity to inform me that there was a bin for it behind me. I ignored her. After the shower we had a little more inane chit chat "what are you doing after this?" Probably have a wank I thought.
In fairness she did manage to get me hard for about three seconds and I had her on top. But the positioning felt awkward. I couldn't get a full thrust in. She seemed to have positioned her self in such a way that it wasn't really possible. I enjoy taking control and having fun. I enjoy giving the woman pleasure too and playing around a bit first to test the boundaries. There was none of that and so I was left feeling cold and bored and ready to quit. So I did. She said what you wanna do now? She didn't seem bothered about trying to help me finish off, I think she'd tried a bit and now with only 10 minutes or so left she gave up.
The other WG next door had also finished with her client, who I got to see leave the room since the door was open. A city boy type who had taken less time than me but looked like he probably got what he came for. The other girl looked quite tasty too and I wished I'd seen her instead.
I've not had a great experience with a WG for a while now and yet again, the reviews here didn't reflect my own experience. I used to see a lot of WG's when I had a partner, but now I think fuck it. For a lot less money I can go pull a bird and she won't tell me off for trying to kiss her or what I do with my fingers. I know it's a popular saying that punters never really quit, but after this experience I will at least go on a very very long hiatus.
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