Stapler in trouble?

[l1mpd1ck]

Latest ad by Cheryl in Dudley:

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Massage Blakenhall - WV2
Amazing Relaxing Swedish Massage
Posted by - on 21/11/2017
STAPLER - PLEASE CONTACT ME REGARDING AN URGENT MATTER!
British female therapist offering a relaxing full body Swedish massage. Why not treat yourself to a pampering treatment just before Christmas and let yourself unwind and relax just for a little while, you deserve it!
Fully qualified with 6 years experience, I offer to both male and female clients. I have a warm, relaxing treatment room in an extremely friendly atmosphere. ( I do not offer out calls unfortunately) Refreshments and parking are available.
My opening hours are Monday-Friday, 10.00am - 3.00pm - AVAILABLE SOME WEEKENDS 12 - 8PM, please enquire.
NO CALLS AFTER 8PM PLEASE!
If I don't answer the phone, it is due to me being with a client, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. I do not answer withheld or blocked numbers.
** I DO NOT ANSWER WHATSAPP ENQUIRIES. IF YOU SEND A MESSAGE, CALL OR FACE TIME, YOU WILL BE IGNORED! **
Thank you for looking.
Address: - WV2 3JA
Ad ID 160379006 Last updated 22/11/2017 Member since 19/09/2017 Visitors 203
Massage Blakenhall - WV2

[KarmaPolice]

Holy crap

[Ming]

Very curious, and she obviously knows his UKP nick.......

Ming 



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[Zuko1386]

Oh dear!

[l1mpd1ck]

I did try to PM him to let him know.  However, I am in the "naughty corner" because I mentioned a "forbidden" site in a PM to someone lese so not allowed to send PMs now.

If anyone else can perhaps they should let him know

[zane.kaiser]

Has anyone been to see her?

[Stapler]

Anybody watched the end of Spartacus?

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[Roadster]

LOL

[l1mpd1ck]

Anybody watched the end of Spartacus?

FBSM ID theft?

[dubs]

Anybody watched the end of Spartacus?

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Are you saying there is more than one Stapler, or is it that the Illuminati have infiltrated the FBI and that's what they wants us to think? 

[Roadster]

Listen mate, if this is the first UKP shotgun wedding we're all going to want invites to the reception, (and a go on the bride of course).

 

[Ming]

Anybody watched the end of Spartacus?

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Yep, crucifixion, are you about to be crucified by her? 

Ming 

[Knny]

Relax, he"s probably forgotten his penis there.

 

Just a joke Stapler.

[DaveSmids]

It won't be the first time he's been in trouble with an SP. Very exciting to watch it play out though, I've only ever heard one side before. Lawks!

[DaveSmids]

Anybody watched the end of Spartacus?

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Guessing this might be more like the end of the Wicker Man though!

[Villain79]

Guessing this might be more like the end of the Wicker Man though!

Thats proper tickled me that has

[MarcT]

Listen mate, if this is the first UKP shotgun wedding we're all going to want invites to the reception, (and a go on the bride of course).

 

   

The quest continues

[MarcT]

Anybody watched the end of Spartacus?

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I'ill do it Stapler, but methinks it will only delay the inevitable... Eventually the CSA DNA checks will prove I am not the Daddy 

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[HARPOON]

I must say she looks tasty and i DO love a massage...........

[Bubbles21]

She’s lovely

[Brazilian Martian]

Serves him right for pillow talking, why on earth would you tell a prossie your UK punting name what a bell end.

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[Ming]

Serves him right for pillow talking, why on earth would you tell a prossie your UK punting name what a bell end.

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To get a discount on his £20 rub n tug of course 

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[Brazilian Martian]

To get a discount on his £20 rub n tug of course 

Ming 

Loooool he probably used coupons from the sun newspaper as well 

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[vw]

Serves him right for pillow talking, why on earth would you tell a prossie your UK punting name what a bell end.

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Sounds like something dodgy going on to me.  There is no reason to tell anyone. 

[Bubbles21]

He’s said some harsh things about her in the past so she may want to speak to him about his comments. I would imagine she would have his mobile number if he was a regular client so she could just ring him or text him and wouldn’t need to go public. All very strange.

[Brazilian Martian]

He’s said some harsh things about her in the past so she may want to speak to him about his comments. I would imagine she would have his mobile number if he was a regular client so she could just ring him or text him and wouldn’t need to go public. All very strange.

What exactly did he say about her ?

[DaveSmids]

Stapler remaining uncharacteristically quiet on this thread!

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[Barney31]

Maybe she wants to have a word with him for not leaving a review since October 2016!

[Brazilian Martian]

Maybe she wants to have a word with him for not leaving a review since October 2016!

    stapler is a cheap bastard who loves his 20 quid oily hand jobs.

[normski]

Or did Staples get ‘too relaxed’ on the massaging table?

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[Zuko1386]

Maybe she wants to have a word with him for not leaving a review since October 2016!

 

[Stapler]

  stapler is a cheap bastard who loves his 20 quid oily hand jobs.

You must be joking! I'm not forking out a score for a HJ. Not when I can one from a girl in Dudley and/or Blackheath for the loose change in my pocket! BJ if you want it. I don't!

[scutty brown]

You must be joking! I'm not forking out a score for a HJ. Not when I can one from a girl in Dudley and/or Blackheath for the loose change in my pocket! BJ if you want it. I don't!

A score is £20.
So you're too tight to even pay that? Were you born in Yorkshire or Scotland?

[Fatpunter]

wanker

[Ming]

wanker

Uncalled for...

I would advise against calling long standing members names.

Ming 

[scutty brown]

Uncalled for...

I would advise against calling long standing members names.

Ming 

Yeah, that's our job.
Pedantically, him only paying for cheap hand jobs doesn't make him a wanker

[Ming]

Yeah, that's our job.
Pedantically, him only paying for cheap hand jobs doesn't make him a wanker

Lol, yeah, I should have said "I advise against NEW members calling long standing members names"........ my bad, I'll have to book a £20 oily handjob as penance 

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[Jameslowe73]

Who and where are these £20 hand job girls???

[l1mpd1ck]

wanker

Please be polite......self-confessed masturbater, please

[Stapler]

Who and where are these £20 hand job girls???

Good thread here :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=110442.msg1287353#msg1287353

[Jameslowe73]

Ahh fantastic any you would recommend?

[MarcT]

Ahh fantastic any you would recommend?

Another thread including some recent posts here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=158026.0

The quest continues

[Stapler]

Another thread including some recent posts here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=158026.0

The quest continues

Sshh!

The natives don't like us posting about £20 handjobs!

They would rather spend £120 - get ripped off - then post a negative about their experience! 

[Bubbles21]

Have you spoken to the lovely Cheryl?

[Knny]

I'm with Stapler on this  , a wihj for £20 is fair.  A lot of these massage places have punters paying 60-80+ for a 30 minute clothed hj.  Sometimes, with little or no groping.  While I appreciate that they may be giving a proper massage service also, I'd rather pay 40-50 for 30 minutes with a young EE girl who might give a shit service, but also strips naked.  A £20 quick release is fair for what is still around 10 mins of work (£2/minute).

[Beamer]

Have you spoken to the lovely Cheryl?

Is it yours??? Ha Ha

Jeremy Kyle next week???

[Juankerr]

Have you spoken to the lovely Cheryl?

If it is Stapler's I'm sure he'll be able to come up with a suitable conspiracy theory to cover his tracks! 

[Bubbles21]

I haven’t seen her for a couple of years but I doubt if she would ever fuck a punter but I may be wrong

[DaveSmids]

It's harsh to suggest Stapler is a wanker.

He's a narcisist.