Author Topic: LORENA BIG ASS - NW2 Cricklewood  (Read 3059 times)


2 review(s) for GIRL SWEET SKIN (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Brazilian Martian]

Offline last_days_of_logan

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Someone was asking after her in the London Pawg thread so thought i would oblige. As you guys call it it was a "Pump & Dump"

Date:- w/c 13th nov 2017

Comms :- Spoke to maid, pretty straight forward...confirmed Lorena was available and when i was coming. (not that it matters in a place like this..first come first serve. infact something funny developed when i got there)

Location :- Cricklewood...Flats just off the broadway by the Costa walking past burger king on your right hand side. Even though its off the main road and its a building with flats i dont think its discreet at all

Cost :- £40 for 15 mins

The girl :- Nothing much more to say other than it was her. the photos are extremely recent and she looks exactly like she does on her profile
Breasts are real and Arse 'feels' real...i will admit i am not an expert in these....i would bet it was real...soft , no marks, jiggly fat and lots of transverse wobble...

The Service :- OW, Extremely light peck on the lips ONCE, sex in a couple of positions

The Meet :- Got there and the security let me in...before they would just buzz you in but now i think he may come to get you now and then. made for some awkward waiting outside a known brothel. went up and was told she would be ready shortly.....got sat in a small living room and all i could hear was this guy coming out of the room complaining that he didnt have a good time at all.

The girl came to get me and i asked what happened in case i needed to bail but her english is very bad. Agreed services which she said also had lip kiss (BEWARE!!! --- there is nothing in this lip kiss!! i honestly think she kissed the air and the air vibrated on my lip..did this one time and that was it)
On to OW...which was okay...then she got on top and after a while she suggested we change position as she could tell my hard on was not keeping up. Dont know why but unless i am REALLY turned on or the SP is really good i cant maintain my interest in that position. So switched to Doggy with her kneeling on edge of the bed and i went to work.

The usual ensued, some tit grabbing ....getting the collar bone..pumping away. turned her over to missionary but i could hear her wince upon entry on each stroke...i asked her if she was okay and she looked at me like "why are you asking me? its alright keep going"..didnt feel comfortable with the impression i got from her and her physical reaction so over to prone with you my bootylicious....gave her the Justin slayer treatment while cupping the breasts and got over the finish line. thanked her...got dressed and then left

Funny event:- on the way out that guy that was not happy with his time with her was still outside the brothel voicing his displeasure to any passer by that would listen including punters that were walking in "its shit mate. its fucking shit" he kept on. Seemed like he was drunk or high ..

Summary:- run of the mill, nothing i would class as memorable but wasnt a bad meet either. the ultra light peck air kissing deception and the fact that the meet was nothing particularly great makes me feel this is a neutral BUT......i do feel that many of you will find it a positive as you may not need the extra bit of intimacy a kiss gives and also i feel like with all those assets of hers that quite a few of you would be able to really go to town in your meet with her..but for me neutral

Return ?- to the establishment YES . To her - No i dont think so

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Offline peter purves

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So the BIG question is she a suitable contender for the Bubble Butt thread?

Cheers!!
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Offline Gentlelovemaking

Good honest review OP,

The funny story did crack me up

Offline naz

Very funny,  think one late night I've been to that place. Sucked in by the pics and prices.more of a factory service pump and dump.

Offline punk

Shame the place runs like that as those tits.

Offline last_days_of_logan

So the BIG question is she a suitable contender for the Bubble Butt thread?

Cheers!!

i mean she isn't cherokee/ pinky with weight but to the average woman yes she does qualify as a bubble but for sure.

Offline jordan452

 :lol: Funny review I have been to that establishment before lots of bubble butts there, but I agree it’s only good for 15 minute pump and dump.