Exquisite Eva- Falkirk

[Scottug80]

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Visited Eva this week.
£150 for hour

Comms very straight forward and appointment made for the following day despite my phone issues which Eva understood.

Location is a discreet off the main road building with plentiful parking. No worries of nosey neighbours and directed to door with buzzer number when parked.

Eva is a very youthful looking 57 and with a slim body which was complimented by her choice in lingerie and outfit. I would say she has an air of Dr Dawn Harper about her.

Being new to this pastime i was unsure to go for a booking as i was full of nerves. Eva certainly looked after this very shy newbie as she has been on my hotlist and definitely is my ultimate fantasy woman ticking all my boxes and especially upon seeing her i was not disappointed.

Eva likes to start with a chat and this personally helped me however I know others may have a different view. We spoke about everything from house prices to diets and then naturally flowed into what i was looking for in my booking.

Eva took control of the hour and included DFK, OWO, RO and Eva going on top. Technique with her owo was amazing with lots of licking and stroking flung in there to take me to the edge and back.  Eva popped the cover on and then hopped on for bouncing on top of me but little soldier was shy so back to OWO which resulted in the most intense release i have had in recent times.

All in i had a great time and i believe Eva will deliver services on her likes list with no issue and I certainly would return.

[Happyjose]

Did she let you touch her tits?

[Scottug80]

I never tried and It was never discussed to not.

[Happyjose]

You gave her £150 and never tried to touch her tits?

Talk about easily pleased

Was the chat before the action included in your hour?

[David1970]

You gave her £150 and never tried to touch her tits?

Talk about easily pleased

Was the chat before the action included in your hour?

She was riding you and you never touched her tits?
DFK and you never touched her tits?
Have you got a fear of touching tits or something, seems incredible?
But you managed to talk to her about diets!!!!
Very strange punt.

[Happyjose]

Just in case the tone of my posts have gone over your head, I think your 'review' is a pile of fluffy shite.

Every word reads like a love letter to the prossie, and is likely a response to the recently posted neutral.

Lastly, call me fussy, but my ultimate fantasy woman wouldn't wear a wig and would definitely let me play with the boys

[Scottug80]

There was no rush time wise and it was actually me who had to rush away as I had to be somewhere. Never got the impression the chat was time wasting and it did put my nerves at ease. I suppose reading other reviews on here had maybe subconciously stuck in my brain as I know she has had surgery and never wanted any awkwardness

In regards to being easily pleased I suppose in these early says I am probably not as battle hardened as some on here  but I stand by my comment of she floated my boat and I would return.

[Scottug80]

Thank for embracing me into the world of punting guys!!! Think I'll leave the reviewing to the experts then.

[Happyjose]

Thank for embracing me into the world of punting guys!!! Think I'll leave the reviewing to the experts then.

Write your reviews for punters, be objective, and avoid the criticism.

Nothing new in this

[Scottug80]

Write your reviews for punters, be objective, and avoid the criticism.

Nothing new in this

Just thought it showed that she was an honest WG amongst all the bait and switch, girls who are uninterested or not following through on likes lists etc

I'll ensure future reviews are not "fluffy shite"

[Happyjose]

Just thought it showed that she was an honest WG amongst all the bait and switch, girls who are uninterested or not following through on likes lists etc

I'll ensure future reviews are not "fluffy shite"

The quoted post above makes me think you did indeed write the review in response to the recent neutral. Does she know you've posted here?

As for being an honest WG, she advertises GFE but doesn't allow touching of her tits, or fingering (according to a recent review). WTF

As for the issue of 'fluffy shite' perhaps you can point out any part of your review where you have been objective

.

[Scottug80]

The quoted post above makes me think you did indeed write the review in response to the recent neutral. Does she know you've posted here?

As for being an honest WG, she advertises GFE but doesn't allow touching of her tits, or fingering (according to a recent review). WTF

As for the issue of 'fluffy shite' perhaps you can point out any part of your review where you have been objective

.

Not in response to any other post/review as this is a site for reviewing and this was first day I had a chance to do it.

Was my review subjective? Yes and I will ensure in the future that it is just the basics

Is everybody's tastes different? Absolutely, so if a review helps you make a decision to part with your cash on a certain lady or not then happy days, if you are indifferent reading it then move on.

[Happyjose]

Was my review subjective? Yes and I will ensure in the future that it is just the basics

Just for the benefit of the hard of understanding, the opposite of subjective is not 'the basics', it is of course, to be objective

This does not apply to the cuntstruck, who are generally beyond help

[Scottug80]

Bet you are a hoot at parties

[Courtney]

Being new to this pastime

as a newbie to this pastime

....still “new” to this pastime? ....you’ve been a member on UKP for 16 months ...and going with the tone of your other posts ...I don’t quite get the “I am new to this” vibe somehow.

[geezer_breezer]

Eva has contributed to past reviews. Perhaps she'll clarify the position on...

ducking tits.

mentioned on a previous Neutral and referred to here. We're presuming that this means 'sucking tits', right?

[Happyjose]

Eva has contributed to past reviews. Perhaps she'll clarify the position on...

mentioned on a previous Neutral and referred to here. We're presuming that this means 'sucking tits', right?

Clarify? If she's a member then she can contribute, but no more.

This is not the site that accepts the word/opinion of a prossie without challenge

[geezer_breezer]

whatever

[Scottug80]

....still “new” to this pastime? ....you’ve been a member on UKP for 16 months ...and going with the tone of your other posts ...I don’t quite get the “I am new to this” vibe somehow.

Registered 16 months ago but only recently decided to take the plunge and to avoid being a lurker and to not contribute anything I have reviewed my 2 bookings that I have had.

[OGS20]

No ones accusing you of treason ScottUg, just of being a bit fluffy/influenced by a wg which of course on a punters forum is something to be cracked down on. If you're a genuine punter learn from it and move on. These concerns will always be raised especially with a new poster.

[Scottug80]

Thanks Teng. The site has been a real source of help when entering into the punting world, I.e second phone, the reviews on AW not bring entirely genuine.