GirlfriendValentina - Oxford Circus - Sexy Yummy

[InstaPunt]

You would know more about that than me of course. You've spent a lot of time rimming it

So when you’re not in his ass you’re voyeuring him?

[Belgarion]

So when you’re not in his ass you’re voyeuring him?

You're not very good at this

[InstaPunt]

You're not very good at this

I raise my game just enough to win 1 nil

[king tarzan]

KT,
Has any SP passed your kiss test and then subsequently failed to deliver on other confirmed services, at which point you've demanded your money back, less the 20 she gets for kissing you to your satisfaction?

Extremely good question..

When they have passed my £20 kiss test all other services of mango licking, owo, sex protection at least 1 time / maximum 2 times ( fingering and cim if its available then fine, certainty not a downer big deal for me)delivered extremely enthusiastically within 60 mins time frame..
Putting it very simply from the £20 kiss test Pass to the end it brilliant hence the positive on here for the honey/super honey..

The days of agreeing services by phone and text and then face to face agreeing the services of dfk Mango licking owo and sex and then proceed to receive closed mouth kissing or face moving away no kissing shit owo shit mango licking rushing semi hard sexual intercouse are hopefully well behind me with my £20 kiss test. .


No woman has ever got angry, they simply refuse and I leave amicably. .

Being clean politely well spoken and tactful is a very big help in getting the best out of the ladies for a satisfying satisfactory gfe...

[FlyingBreadMan]

Extremely good question..

When they have passed my £20 kiss test all other services of mango licking, owo, sex protection at least 1 time / maximum 2 times ( fingering and cim if its available then fine, certainty not a downer big deal for me)delivered extremely enthusiastically within 60 mins time frame..
Putting it very simply from the £20 kiss test Pass to the end it brilliant hence the positive on here for the honey/super honey..

The days of agreeing services by phone and text and then face to face agreeing the services of dfk Mango licking owo and sex and then proceed to receive closed mouth kissing or face moving away no kissing shit owo shit mango licking rushing semi hard sexual intercouse are hopefully well behind me with my £20 kiss test. .


No woman has ever got angry, they simply refuse and I leave amicably. .

Being clean politely well spoken and tactful is a very big help in getting the best out of the ladies for a satisfying satisfactory gfe...

Then why do you have any negative reviews?

And as for leaving amicably... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=166666.0
Bollocks to that claim, bollocks.

[Belgarion]

I raise my game just enough to win 1 nil

You win more KT arse licking time

[YidArmy]

Then why do you have any negative reviews?

And as for leaving amicably... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=166666.0
Bollocks to that claim, bollocks.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=168386.0

Another 'amicable' parting of the ways. 

I suspect these 'lying bitch' rants will be a lot less frequent now.

He's not really brave enough to maintain his Internet Tarzan persona once his bullshitting gets called out.

[YidArmy]

The days of agreeing services by phone and text and then face to face agreeing the services of dfk Mango licking owo and sex and then proceed to receive closed mouth kissing or face moving away no kissing shit owo shit mango licking rushing semi hard sexual intercouse are hopefully well behind me with my £20 kiss test. .

I doubt it.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=166943.0

What happened here then Tarzan? I guess you didn't look very clean and smell nice that day. 

[YidArmy]

Being clean politely well spoken and tactful is a very big help in getting the best out of the ladies for a satisfying satisfactory gfe...

Oh well thanks for letting us know that Tarzan.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=152098.0

Were you not clean, polite, well spoken and tactful that day then?

Given your infantile level of literacy, i'd be interested to see some evidence as to why you regard yourself as 'well spoken'. Perhaps your spoken English is miraculously superior to your written English?

Or maybe you just post total bollocks online for your own amusement.

[Jjsmith76]

I love your reviews KT - they make me smile. Keep posting buddy.

[YidArmy]

I love your reviews KT - they make me smile. Keep posting buddy.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=166943.msg1786622#msg1786622

Does that one make you smile? I thought it was hilarious. 

I especially liked the part where his foul language is questioned and he says the below.

Foul language for me anyway automatically sets in when I get a bad service ( not my fault)  as the women concerned have tried to be clever..

He's a real joker, eh. 

[vw]

I love your reviews KT - they make me smile.

what a  prick, are you in love or something?   

[FlyingBreadMan]

I love your reviews KT - they make me smile. Keep posting buddy.

King-Tarded, your nephew I assume?

[Dereks]

So is this review considered to be accurate or load of rubbish?

[Gentlelovemaking]

So is this review considered to be accurate or load of rubbish?

Just his version of events

[FlyingBreadMan]

So is this review considered to be accurate or load of rubbish?

She does baby minding it seems...

[Dereks]

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[YidArmy]

She does baby minding it seems...

I'd say it's more like Care in the Community.

[claretandblue]

Wow, you actually sound like you believe yourself. Are you in politics?

If you dont think this halfwit's nonsense makes punters look ridiculous more fool you 

[Dereks]

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Always found her pictures attractive. . Was a bit concerned about her bullshit brazilian honey to honey feedback and also the reviews on this site..
Then when I wanted to see her last month profile down. .
Anyway she returns I book!!
Thought she would be a bit chunky. .. very surprisingly
 IMO  she ha a very beautiful firm healthy curvy slim figure..all round size 10 and about 5'10' yummy yum yum yaba daba doo 😆😆😆😆😆😆😀😀😀😀
Like myself light brown skinned honey
Has really thick jet black long hair
Beautiful legs and ass and nice b size milky tea coloured muffins! !
Her face is pretty...
She is 100% honey standard. ( not super honey)

Place in Oxford circus, like an idiot I was looking other side and and add being pestered by gypsy beggars really irritating and it's bloody cold!!
Managed to find her flat..
Nice place.

Upon entry she showed me into room and wanted money immediately. ..
I said no.. let's confirm again..

Owo yes
Sex protection 2 times yes
Pointed to her mango as I flicked out my tongue yes
Deep tongue kissing yes

Then showed her money and then took £20 and told her I wanted kiss test..
She looked at me glaringly as I put £20 in her hand..
She goes ok so we sensually tongue kiss for a few seconds and she moves away and I immediately count out remainder £130 in her hands..
She commented I am so clean and smell so nice and dont bother with shower..

Paid £150 for 1 hour..

Start off with sensual soft deep tongue kissing yummy yum yum yaba daba doo 😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😉😉😉 for a few minutes..
Then she strips her sexy dress off to reveal a beautiful healthy slim curvy figure and i whip my clothes off and then she gets on her knees and slowly pulls down my boxer shorts and sets her eyes which instantly light up like bright light bulbs at the size of my king cobra! !
She says in her sexy brazilian accent "he is a nice big boy"
She enjoys sucking him.. more than half way over just short of deep throat..
Then I request her to lay down as I lick and suck her sexy beautiful body up and down front side, licking her belly button hole which she giggles!! Sucked her juicy muffins gently and turn her over and lick the back of her neck to which she enjoys and lick and kiss  all of her back top to bottom!!
Then I ask her to turn around and I get on my knees and lick her inner thighs!!
She does not like to split her legs wide open and does not like  the mango skin gently peeled to the sides so I have to make do with just what is available on her mango front..
I have a good decent licks to which she does quiver a bit ..
Then more kissing and licking slobbering all over her body front and back again..
Then on with rubber john on a hardened king cobra and little bit of baby oil and drilled her mango for several minutes..
She genuinely loves to get penetration mango  fucked!!
Incorporating yummy yum yum yaba daba doo senual soft tongue kissing!!
Round two same as above fucked her for ages as she kept tightening her mango and then I was knackered asked her for owo till cim.. she said cim was extra.. but as she liked me she done owo till cim!!
Then we lay together and chatted got cleaned up and left..
A nice friendly honey..
But the man has to be very politely and gently assertive as I have found to be with many south American women to get the best out of them..

A nice friendly honey

Attitude 10/10
Girlfriend experience service 10/10
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION 8.3/10
Professional excellence 10/10 (excellent phone attitude when I couldn't find the damn place)

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owo till cim.. she said cim was extra.. but as she liked me she done owo till cim!!
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[Phaedrus]

I've had my issues with Tarzan but now it's a thing of the past, if ADMIN is fine with his posts and reviews then who are we to complain. There were and currently maybe a lot worse punters on this forum then Tarzan. white knights and guys who inform prossies about threads and punters who pillow talk with prossies about other punters and prossies 

100% percent agree with BM here. Let the man post his reviews on here without the hostility. ADMIN doesn't seem to have a problem with him. KT is not a tout, a prossie or a white knight. He's a genuine punter. Maybe it's because he's an easy target to collude against with his eccentric writing style.  I personally don't like the way he calls some SP's bitches but I don't go around doing ad hominem attacks against him. You don't have to like his reviews but then again in life as well as in this forum we don't have like everyone we encounter and it's up to us to filter the good from the bad in every review we come across on here and I learn more from his reviews than those leaches who write nothing at all.

[Dereks]

Your desperate for me to do a review...I will just be patient

[FlyingBreadMan]

100% percent agree with BM here. Let the man post his reviews on here without the hostility. ADMIN doesn't seem to have a problem with him. KT is not a tout, a prossie or a white knight. He's a genuine punter. Maybe it's because he's an easy target to collude against with his eccentric writing style.  I personally don't like the way he calls some SP's bitches but I don't go around doing ad hominem attacks against him. You don't have to like his reviews but then again in life as well as in this forum we don't have like everyone we encounter and it's up to us to filter the good from the bad in every review we come across on here and I learn more from his reviews than those leaches who write nothing at all.

Admin does not have a problem with King-Tarded, and neither does Admin have a problem with the scrutiny of King-Tarded's claims.

On both subjects Admin would have indicated if there was any line being crossed.

[Dereks]

Does ADMIN have a timeframe for when you need to do a review?

[FlyingBreadMan]

Does ADMIN have a timeframe for when you need to do a review?

Well...if you find that you sudden get locked out, and we find you status revealing "Banned"...then we shall all find out, won't we.

[Dereks]

Indeed we might.

[InstaPunt]

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owo till cim.. she said cim was extra.. but as she liked me she done owo till cim!!
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I actually think putting that in a review is a violation of trust on KT part. If an escort charges extra for cim and does it to you for free, then you don’t have to advertise that you didn’t pay the extra £20 or whatever , to still put in your review that she did cim or if an escort doesn’t advertise cim but does it for you then best to not mention it at all.

[FlyingBreadMan]

Indeed we might.

...well.

You took one for the team, got banned.

Good luck trying to find reviews, seeing pics, and seeing links.

[DonDickDraper]

I must be one of Tarzan's only fan here.
I enjoy Tarzan's reviews - when they're positive.
They always convey a sense of genuine excitement, and that's what I'm looking for in a punt.
I've added more than 1 woman now onto my hot list thanks to Tarzan's review of her 'mango' lol.

You might not like his writing style, but he's no tout or fluffy - he's completely genuine.

[vw]

I must be one of Tarzan's only fan here.

I'm sure he will sign you a mango.   

he's completely genuine.

How can you guarantee that?

They always convey a sense of genuine excitement

Like an advert then for brand king tarzan.   

[TheOracle]

I must be one of Tarzan's only fan here.
I enjoy Tarzan's reviews - when they're positive.
They always convey a sense of genuine excitement, and that's what I'm looking for in a punt.
I've added more than 1 woman now onto my hot list thanks to Tarzan's review of her 'mango' lol.

You might not like his writing style, but he's no tout or fluffy - he's completely genuine.

+1, I think all the Tarzan-bashing is not ageing well, and is actually exposing quite a few sad personalities.

[Belgarion]

+1, I think all the Tarzan-bashing is not ageing well, and is actually exposing quite a few sad personalities.

Tarzan does an excellent job of that all by himself

[MrMatrix]

I actually think putting that in a review is a violation of trust on KT part. If an escort charges extra for cim and does it to you for free, then you don’t have to advertise that you didn’t pay the extra £20 or whatever , to still put in your review that she did cim or if an escort doesn’t advertise cim but does it for you then best to not mention it at all.

I would agree with you. I've been lucky on several occaisions where the SP has done something similar as the above - That stays between the two of us.

[DonDickDraper]

I'm sure he will sign you a mango.   

How can you guarantee that?

Like an advert then for brand king tarzan.   

The same way I can guarantee your 20+ reviews aren't bogus? I get the sense from the review, the comments he's made, and his continual commitment to the site. I'm sure there are trolls willing to invest time into making copious fake reviews and comments on a website, but they're few and far between. Id rather give people the benefit of the doubt until they prove that they don't deserve it. Tarzan hasn't done anything, in my eyes, to warrant calling him a fake.

Oh well, I'm not interested in getting into drama. I come here to read reviews and share my own experiences. Tada.

[vw]

The same way I can guarantee your 20+ reviews aren't bogus? I get the sense from the review, the comments he's made, and his continual commitment to the site. I'm sure there are trolls willing to invest time into making copious fake reviews and comments on a website, but they're few and far between. Id rather give people the benefit of the doubt until they prove that they don't deserve it. Tarzan hasn't done anything, in my eyes, to warrant calling him a fake.

Oh well, I'm not interested in getting into drama. I come here to read reviews and share my own experiences. Tada.

glad you found  a hero on forum.   

dont forget he was banned in the past, that shot most of his credibility. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=80775.msg1002876#msg1002876

even setting up fake accounts

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81924.msg1014430#msg1014430

Expect he has fake fan accounts too, could be you?

[LLPunting]

+1, I think all the Tarzan-bashing is not ageing well, and is actually exposing quite a few sad personalities.

Au contraire, whilst some may think KT loopy he has a sense of humour that to some degree entertains the ribbing he gets.  The challenge for his detractors is to come up with ever better retorts that don't get them banned.  Intolerant perhaps but in no way sad.

[LLPunting]

I would agree with you. I've been lucky on several occaisions where the SP has done something similar as the above - That stays between the two of us.

Is that what some call "snowballing"?   

[MrMatrix]

 

Is that what some call "snowballing"?   

[Dicky]

I dont read KT's reviews in full but I do refer to them for how a girl looks and her general attitude. A lot of girls are on my hotlist because of KT.

[MrMatrix]

I dont read KT's reviews in full but I do refer to them for how a girl looks and her general attitude. A lot of girls are on my hotlist because of KT.

As do I. He is a genuine punter. I've found his recommends very useful.

[DonDickDraper]

glad you found  a hero on forum.   

dont forget he was banned in the past, that shot most of his credibility. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=80775.msg1002876#msg1002876

even setting up fake accounts

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=81924.msg1014430#msg1014430

Expect he has fake fan accounts too, could be you?

Reason for the banning? Annoying dick.

No reason to doubt his credibility as a punter based on the fact that some (including the admin) find him annoying.
Different strokes for different folks; so they say.
Admin saw it fit to unban him...isn't that interesting?

Yes. I'm definitely a KT sock-puppet.
I mean....have you ever seen KT and I online at the same time?

[vw]

Reason for the banning? Annoying dick.

No reason to doubt his credibility as a punter based on the fact that some (including the admin) find him annoying.
Different strokes for different folks; so they say.
Admin saw it fit to unban him...isn't that interesting?

Yes. I'm definitely a KT sock-puppet.
I mean....have you ever seen KT and I online at the same time?

I'm confused why you seem desperate for others to find him credible, we all find different punters credible or not.

Maybe help him out and complete his survey

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79371.0

I don't watch punters online status, not sure what that would prove either way if you had been online together or not.  You clearly have thought about it though.   

[Brazilian Martian]

I'm confused why you seem desperate for others to find him credible, we all find different punters credible or not.

Maybe help him out and complete his survey

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79371.0

I don't watch punters online status, not sure what that would prove either way if you had been online together or not.  You clearly have thought about it though.   

I nearly pissed myself with  reading that thread.

[InstaPunt]

I'm confused why you seem desperate for others to find him credible, we all find different punters credible or not.

Maybe help him out and complete his survey

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=79371.0

I don't watch punters online status, not sure what that would prove either way if you had been online together or not.  You clearly have thought about it though.   

Funny thing is thou, I would guess most read one of his reviews and just become indifferent to him and make no particular effort to read anymore. But it’s the drama that then sucks people and have us form an opinion, some think he deserves it and others think he gets unfairly done.

[NoStringsFun]

Trying to arrange a booking for tonight. She hasn’t responded to my bookings in AW yet so fingers crossed. Hopefully she is still in Oxford Circus.

[hw189]

Trying to arrange a booking for tonight. She hasn’t responded to my bookings in AW yet so fingers crossed. Hopefully she is still in Oxford Circus.

She's not in Oxford Circus, she is currently in Essex (Brentwood, Chelmsford....) according to her AW profile.

[claretandblue]

She's not in Oxford Circus, she is currently in Essex (Brentwood, Chelmsford....) according to her AW profile.

She is probably on the run from the op....

[johnDpunter]

This kiss test thing you do? It's insulting.

bloody good idea, if you ask me.

[NoStringsFun]

She's not in Oxford Circus, she is currently in Essex (Brentwood, Chelmsford....) according to her AW profile.

Shame, she does look well fit! I found another so have booked an hour for tonight. Review to follow.