Khloe - Colindale, very friendly but older than I expected

[jimijimi]

This is my 2nd review of 3 different reviews with similar experiences.
Well reviewed girl but disappointed.

This suggests that punting experience is totally YMMV and with some luck.
If girls are in good mood and you can click with them, you'll have a good time.
If not, it would be disaster even if they have tons of positive reviews.

So the second girl is Khloe in Colindale. (70 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative)
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Well, I put this as neutral because she was still very good service provider as other reviews has proved.
Only disappointment was that she was a bit older to me than I expected.
As always, when you see a WG for the first time, I really like that mixed feeling, expectation and anxiety.
Especially for the girl without pictures, like Alexandra in my previous review, the disappointment becomes huge if she doesn't meet your expectation.
For Khloe, she has face pics and I was expecting the girl in the pic.
But off course, the time has passed since that pics were taken and the girl gets older.
That's her case.

Her services were all good.
She was very friendly and enthusiastic DFK followed by OWO, and had a few position until the end.
Overall I was satisfied but in terms of looks, my expectation was higher than reality.
So this is neutral.

Comms - Good, texted in the morning and booked in the afternoon. Very easy.
Venue - OK small flat. She told me a story that there was a rat in the flat, she called pest control and she was very scared...that's the story I didn't hear a lot.
Girl - Girl in the pic but older, 7/10. Enhanced boobs and well-proportioned. Body 8/10.
Services - Very friendly and enthusiastic.

Cheers

[LLPunting]

Was this a recent visit?  In the last few weeks?

[Sinz]

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[Golden Hind]

I've seen Khloe within the last few weeks and from conversation I'd say she is 35. Though one of my favourite punts this year.

[YoungBrom]

My recent review on Khloe said she looks past 35 so what do you mean OLDER THAN EXPECTED? What did you expect actually please enlighten us

[HighlyMotivated]

Enhanced boobs? Can anyone confirm? Thought she was natural

[Khloe sexy girl]

Well ..My boobs are not enhanced,my lips are not fake ,haven’t got any plastic surgery and black teeth 
If someone wasn’t happy the way  I look shoudl just  simple walk away and not staying for 1 h
Wish U a lovely day 

[Tonyleung]

My recent review on Khloe said she looks past 35 so what do you mean OLDER THAN EXPECTED? What did you expect actually please enlighten us

Well The viva advert does say 28. Maybe OP was setting his expectations on that information.

[lewishamguy]

Enhanced boobs? Can anyone confirm? Thought she was natural

Definitely natural and no sign of enhanced.

[smiths]

I thought she was early-30s ish which I put in my review on her nearly 3 years ago, so mid-30s ish would be about right now. She had an A/W profile then.

[jimijimi]

Was this a recent visit?  In the last few weeks?

Yes, it was a few weeks ago before I read the YoungBrom’s review.
In my mind there was her profile age 28ish and her picture.
That was my expectation.
I’m not good at woman’s body.
If she says so, it’s not enhanced or I mixed up with some other boobs

[mrhappypants]

Well ..My boobs are not enhanced,my lips are not fake ,haven’t got any plastic surgery and black teeth 
If someone wasn’t happy the way  I look shoudl just  simple walk away and not staying for 1 h
Wish U a lovely day 

Hi Khloe, If you check my back catalogue you will see I wrote a positive review on you some while ago. 

In this context, there is a VERY easy way to settle this.  Publish, here or on your profile, a verification style picture with your date of birth visible on your passport (the identifying details are easily obscured in the photo). 

If you publish clear up-to-date images this whole conversation disappears: leave it alone and the debate will continue..

[smiths]

Well ..My boobs are not enhanced,my lips are not fake ,haven’t got any plastic surgery and black teeth 
If someone wasn’t happy the way  I look shoudl just  simple walk away and not staying for 1 h
Wish U a lovely day 

But you are mid-30s at least aren't you?

[Khloe sexy girl]

That’s sad !! Lol very sad
Is Friday lovely weather and u sitting there and thinking about my age 
I don’t see a reason even a small one to tell u how old I’m
I seen u u said 3 years ago right so keep your judgments for yourself
Tc  :thumbsup
P.s U not Brad Pitt either  :

[king tarzan]

I thought she was early-30s ish which I put in my review on her nearly 3 years ago, so mid-30s ish would be about right now. She had an A/W profile then.

+1
Saw her about 4 years back
1 of the super sexiest women I have ever been with
Everything was head to toes 100% natural
I instantly knew when I set eyes on her somewhere in her life modelling existed..
Women like her even in 30's 40's even early 50's will look hot.. ( providing obviously if she takes care of herself )

[Type_O_Negative]

I think the OP needs to check his eyes - Khloe has 100% natural breasts.

[Cuntminion]

But you are mid-30s at least aren't you?

At least

And I'm not saying that negatively as age does not bother me in the slightest but if it's a thing for others, which it is, a couple years might go unnoticed but knocking two general elections off will always end up debated in reviews

It's a no win situation because anyone who puts stock in the age criteria will most likely be cynical and the assumption will always be that its a lie

But if an sp is prepared to come on here and hotly dispute cosmetic surgery but negate facts on other subjects (selective defence  ) the simple fact is not because they are outraged at being asked about the age but because they don't want to lie to cover up the lie

[smiths]

That’s sad !! Lol very sad
Is Friday lovely weather and u sitting there and thinking about my age 
I don’t see a reason even a small one to tell u how old I’m
I seen u u said 3 years ago right so keep your judgments for yourself
Tc  :thumbsup
P.s U not Brad Pitt either  :

I am not seeing the problem confirming if you are mid-30s or not, but that's up to you. To me its sad when a WG lies about their age to punters in their advertising and especially when its obvious its a lie and they are older.

As to keeping my judgements to myself, certainly not, this IS a punters forum and I will post as I please. I am not Brad Pitt but I have never claimed to be. And I am not the one selling sex to punters for cash, once you do that punters on here can post about it and ask questions which you can answer or not as you so wish. My advice is engage your brain and understand how UKP works.

[Michelle Independent]

At least

And I'm not saying that negatively as age does not bother me in the slightest but if it's a thing for others, which it is, a couple years might go unnoticed but knocking two general elections off will always end up debated in reviews

It's a no win situation because anyone who puts stock in the age criteria will most likely be cynical and the assumption will always be that its a lie

But if an sp is prepared to come on here and hotly dispute cosmetic surgery but negate facts on other subjects (selective defence  ) the simple fact is not because they are outraged at being asked about the age but because they don't want to lie to cover up the lie

Now... let me be clear. Khloe doesn’t like me, why? I don’t know-neither do I care.
But it seems to me like  personal attack from Your end.

You wrote two reviews of her and never mentioned  2 general elections. Why now?

[Bassman]

Now... let me be clear. Khloe doesn’t like me, why? I don’t know-neither do I care.
But it seems to me like  personal attack from Your end.

You wrote two reviews of her and never mentioned  2 general elections. Why now?

Can’t cheat on a regular WG?

WTF man.

[Cuntminion]

Now... let me be clear. Khloe doesn’t like me, why? I don’t know-neither do I care.
But it seems to me like  personal attack from Your end as I remember as it was today when You cancelled booking with me saying You had internal battle inside You because you couldn’t cheat on Your regular(which was Khloe).

You wrote two reviews of her and never mentioned  2 general elections. Why now?

Hold on a second their mindy, I never said no such thing    or cancelled you for any such reason, I don't have the cancellation pm's or I would produce them in a hear beat so if you have them still please post them

Yes I cancelled bookings with you, brutally honest regardless of how attractive you are (your very) you come across as a prissy , blinkered ice queen and leading up to my booking with you that tested my comfort zone as I was utterly new to punting and did not wish to travel far and you would of been the first sp I would of seen out of local area at that point

Years later the landscape has changed and I'm much more comfortable as this but even at this point I'd have no desire to try Redbook you as you still seem prissy, blinkered and with an added touch of arsey

In no way is attack either on sp reviewed, she has plenty of positives that would make her a good booking for a newbie  just not for me no more

I just dislike when people throw their full weight behind something and even insult others but the moment they don't like something they become a hypocrite

Fact of the matter is OP is right

As for yourself mindo, you'd be better off looking after your dramas than trying to create them for others

[Cuntminion]

Can’t cheat on a regular WG?

WTF man.

No that's bullshit, she's talking out of her arse

[Michelle Independent]

No that's bullshit, she's talking out of her arse

Not starting drama at all.
Just wondered how somebody could get 8-10 years older in such short time.
Haven’t You noticed before? Or was Your review simply lies? Or she simply refused to see You?


PS: Because I don’t stick my tongue on forums up customers arse doesn’t make me an  Ice Queen. Haven’t seen me so couldn’t comment on how I am could you?

[Cuntminion]

Not starting drama at all.
Just wondered how somebody could get 8-10 years older in a little over a year.
Haven’t You noticed before? Or was Your reviews simply lies? Or she simply refused to see You?

For the time and present experience the reviews were accurate

And as mentioned across both forums, many, many times size, age etc do not factor with me on a positive, neutral or negative capacity so was not and will never be relevant to my own reviews

Please produce the pm's that I sent now when I cancelled you

[Michelle Independent]

For the time and present experience the reviews were accurate

And as mentioned across both forums, many, many times size, age etc do not factor with me on a positive, neutral or negative capacity so was not and will never be relevant to my own reviews

Please produce the pm's that I sent now when I cancelled you

I am afraid I don’t keep corespondence that happened years ago.

[Cuntminion]

Not starting drama at all.
Just wondered how somebody could get 8-10 years older in such short time.
Haven’t You noticed before? Or was Your review simply lies? Or she simply refused to see You?


PS: Because I don’t stick my tongue on forums up customers arse doesn’t make me an  Ice Queen. Haven’t seen me so couldn’t comment on how I am could you?

I don't need to see you to gauge your cold and prissy through your posts

You don't need to rim as you delicately put it someone to show humility either

As said your physically very attractive but I cancelled and never made an attempt to rebook as you do come across as mentioned above

Physicality is no compromise for a poor personality and attitude

[Michelle Independent]

I don't need to see you to gauge your cold and prissy through your posts

You don't need to rim as you delicately put it someone to show humility either

As said your physically very attractive but I cancelled and never made an attempt to rebook as you do come across as mentioned above

Physicality is no compromise for a poor personality and attitude

You actually did try to rebook sweetheart and for this I do have pm

[Cuntminion]

I am afraid I don’t keep corespondence that happened years ago.

But your happy to misquote it?

Congratulations, go you

Thankfully as a service seeker I have no reputation to maintain as such but you as provider are happy to deal out incorrect cancellation reasons

But hey your retiring soon, so maybe this is your reputation firesale as you have very little respect for private communication

And before you ask no I'm not interested in rebooking once you come out of retirement 

[Michelle Independent]

But your happy to misquote it?

Congratulations, go you

Thankfully as a service seeker I have no reputation to maintain as such but you as provider are happy to deal out incorrect cancellation reasons

But hey your retiring soon, so maybe this is your reputation firesale as you have very little respect for private communication

And before you ask no I'm not interested in rebooking once you come out of retirement 

How I have very little regard for private communication? You just said apparently it didn’t happen no?
No point discussing this. I won’t be showing any private communications.

[Cuntminion]

You actually did try to rebook sweetheart and for this I do have pm

Wow you sound so bitter

Yes I acknowledge that bookings plural please read earlier post property

If I remember correctly October and December two years ago

So let's be abundantly clear that's 2 two twice dos

Fuck it here's a picture in case you don't read again

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It was bad on my part as I shouldn't of rebooked, that was unfair but I did offer to pay some kind of cancellation fee which you refused

But I wasn't absolutely sure if I initially made the right judgement on you being a bit of an arse but it's abundantly clear I did

And how would you have liked the cancellation?

"Sorry booking cancelled, the more you post the less I like"


Now if you finished harping on about the two cancellations how many booking attempts have there been since then?

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[Cuntminion]

How I have very little regard for private communication? You just said apparently it didn’t happen no?
No point discussing this. I won’t be showing any private communications.

You claimed something that was untrue and a nature of correspondence that should be private

Sorry but you made the claim , so prove it

I'm not the one throwing bold claims out so don't chime in then crawl back into your cave once challenged you silly little girl

[Michelle Independent]

You claimed something that was untrue and a nature of correspondence that should be private

Sorry but you made the claim , so prove it

I'm not the one throwing bold claims out so don't chime in then crawl back into your cave once challenged you silly little girl

Sweetie, I don’t have to prove anything.
I could, but I don’t have to. As I said me and Khole aren’t friends, it just seems weird that all of the sudden she got over 10 years older in 2 years.
For You it’s “Miss” silly little girl.
Yes I would like that reason for cancellation, because than I would know You are an individual that is looking for extreme delusion instead of business transaction.
Yes I do like my customers, yes I am nice to them, yes I offer GFE and enjoy my work-no I am not their girlfriend I don’t spend most of my life posting on forum sweet things for their ego. I post what is actually true, maybe in a different way than most girls.  My customers they know what they coming for, we have a nice time and they leave knowing I am not gonna create illusion after bookings which seems most of people expect (people that accuse me of being Ice Queen).
I have heard from girls before that you see that game for a little bit more to what it actually is.
But please let’s not go there.
I am out.

[Cuntminion]

Sweetie, I don’t have to prove anything.
I could, but I don’t have to. As I said me and Khole aren’t friends, it just seems weird that all of the sudden she got over 10 years older in 2 years.
For You it’s “Miss” silly little girl.
Yes I would like that reason for cancellation, because than I would know You are an individual that is looking for extreme delusion instead of business transaction.
Yes I do like my customers, yes I am nice to them, yes I offer GFE and enjoy my work-no I am not their girlfriend I don’t spend most of my life posting on forum sweet things for their ego. Because they know what they coming for, we have a nice time and they leave.
I have heard from girls before that you see that game for a little bit more to what it actually is.
But please let’s not go there.
I am out.

Nothing delusional about wanting to see a halfway decent sp in the humility and attitude stakes

I expect if I had given you the genuine reason you would of tried to grind your axe sooner

As for the "she don't like me" mantra, I don't care, it doesn't any weight in what you trying to do

As for the "I don't have to prove anything"

Well erm yes you do, make a claim prove it

[Cuntminion]

I have heard from girls before that you see that game for a little bit more to what it actually is.
But please let’s not go there.

Oh back that up too please

 

[LLPunting]

Last I looked this thread is about Khloe.
C & MI pls take your couple's therapy offline or better still over to entertainment-ville UKE, I understand they need a new soap after recent departures.

[Cuntminion]

I'm going to summarize your posts mundo so a clear picture can be attached to your professional profile

Your happy to

1. post about private booking correspondence
2. lie about booking correspondence
3. allude that you discuss punters with other sp's and/or punters (I'm gonna be realistic here and say that is not improbable )
4. but then use point 3 on a forum to try and be suggestive about how someone behaves with sp's or in bookings
5. Not back a single fucking thing up


You are one shithouse of a service provider and no I don't actually have to have a booking with you to come to that conclusion

[Cuntminion]

Last I looked this thread is about Khloe.
C & MI pls take your couple's therapy offline or better still over to entertainment-ville UKE, I understand they need a new soap after recent departures.

Sorry fella my initial post was entirely relevant , apologies for going off topic

[vw]

I have heard from girls before that you see that game for a little bit more to what it actually is.

So you talk needlessly about punters, gossip then.   

[LLPunting]

So you talk needlessly about punters, gossip then.   

Perhaps she's  refering to SPs sharing customer behaviour that is relevant to all their safety e.g. EAS, violent behaviour, anger issues, hygiene, possible stalker, barebacker.

I have no issue with this kind of info exchange.  And would prefer they did as well as use SAAFE

[vw]

Perhaps she's  refering to SPs sharing customer behaviour that is relevant to all their safety e.g. EAS, violent behaviour, anger issues, hygiene, possible stalker, barebacker.

 

Perhaps she is not, sound like you may have been gossiped to and enlightened or are you guessing?

[Michelle Independent]

Perhaps she's  refering to SPs sharing customer behaviour that is relevant to all their safety e.g. EAS, violent behaviour, anger issues, hygiene, possible stalker, barebacker.

I have no issue with this kind of info exchange.  And would prefer they did as well as use SAAFE

Exactly this.

[Type_O_Negative]

Exactly this.

Are you sure you are fully booked today? It looks like you have plenty of free time today 

[unus669]

I am not seeing the problem confirming if you are mid-30s or not, but that's up to you. To me its sad when a WG lies about their age to punters in their advertising and especially when its obvious its a lie and they are older.

As to keeping my judgements to myself, certainly not, this IS a punters forum and I will post as I please. I am not Brad Pitt but I have never claimed to be. And I am not the one selling sex to punters for cash, once you do that punters on here can post about it and ask questions which you can answer or not as you so wish. My advice is engage your brain and understand how UKP works.

From Khloe’s response, it’s probably safe to say she’s nearer 40 than 30. She, probably looks better than her age, however sometimes, this can wane rapidly. Like you, I believe WGs should  be more accurate about their age, to avoid embarrassment and possible time wasting. On the plus side, many punters seem happy with her service 

[smiths]

From Khloe’s response, it’s probably safe to say she’s nearer 40 than 30. She, probably looks better than her age, however sometimes, this can wane rapidly. Like you, I believe WGs should  be more accurate about their age, to avoid embarrassment and possible time wasting. On the plus side, many punters seem happy with her service 

Who knows, I reckon she was early-30s ish 3 years ago but of course she may of been older but not looked it in my opinion. On the link provided by the OP it says 28, I don't believe she is that young, if she actually is she has had a hard life. There is pushing it and taking the piss in my book though honesty is the best policy, saying she is 28 is taking the piss in my book.

Her service was good in my experience and I punted with her a number of times.

[Cuntminion]

Perhaps she's  refering to SPs sharing customer behaviour that is relevant to all their safety e.g. EAS, violent behaviour, anger issues, hygiene, possible stalker, barebacker.

I have no issue with this kind of info exchange.  And would prefer they did as well as use SAAFE

Never been refused a booking or repeat booking from anyone

But if Mindy suggests I'm an eas mentalist I must be 

She would definitely know this and has never talked highly strung  :rolleyes:bollocks before

[Cuntminion]

Are you sure you are fully booked today? It looks like you have plenty of free time today 

Probably winding down amount of bookings to prep herself for when she stops laying on her back and starts sitting on here arse

[Cuntminion]

Exactly this.

I thought you retired from this thread, that was quick

And no not  "exactly this"

I'll tell you what just happened in your humble world

Someone posted a rational reasoning why someone might say such a thing as you said but because you lied or gossipped lies you had no credible delivery for little dig "on what you heard" and your too stupid to think of one, so the moment someone said something sensible you piggy backed it with

"exactly this"

What this allows you to do is try and attach a marginal slither of assumed credibility to your earlier dig because they actually applied a common sense theory (although it is not applicable to your dig/lie)

Am I right mundy or am I right

I expect I'm right

[vw]

Exactly this.

so this was a lie again

I am out.

Notice you posting face pics on uke again despite your strop about sinz the other day.      Stalker suddenly gone.     

[Cuntminion]

From Khloe’s response, it’s probably safe to say she’s nearer 40 than 30. She, probably looks better than her age, however sometimes, this can wane rapidly. Like you, I believe WGs should  be more accurate about their age, to avoid embarrassment and possible time wasting. On the plus side, many punters seem happy with her service 

Pretty much spot on

And as Smith's said and I also think in any review where her age is brought up , no one actually said she was unattractive

She is an attractive sp

But some are touchy about their age

[Cuntminion]

so this was a lie again

Notice you posting face pics on uke again despite your strop about sinz the other day.      Stalker suddenly gone.   

Ah yes the illusive stalker that reinforces every decision she makes

I have no doubt stalkers exist in this world but hers is an convenient one