And They Say That Rom Girls Have No Sense Of Humour

[Don Quixote]

I almost choked to death on my porridge after reading this cracker; it's about halfway down her profile blurb:

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[weewilly]

'No pimps, boyfriend or boss'

Or

'My hair is long and black like barbie doll'

 

[Clattypats]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=157589.msg1708478#msg1708478

There are a few of them that appear to be part of the same group, working in Aberdeen just now...

Two of them are supposedly "Sisters" ...    

[Don Quixote]

'No pimps, boyfriend or boss'

Or

'My hair is long and black like barbie doll'

 

Each a classic in its own right, however the one that nearly proved fatal to me is, "You will understand why romanian girls are so loved all over the world."

[David1970]

No the best bit is when she says that Romanian girls are loved all over the world

[FBman78]

Is "tanny soft skin" a Scottish term I haven't heard of?

[J_H]

Top of the UKP Class Award in self-parody.

[Don Quixote]

Is "tanny soft skin" a Scottish term I haven't heard of?

I think perhaps she meant to write 'fanny'. Very Scots!

[seeker]

There are two girls in every picture....
So how do you know which witch is which witch 
A bait and switch paradise ...
It did make me laugh though 

[Tdydl]

There are two girls in every picture....
So how do you know which witch is which witch 
A bait and switch paradise ...
It did make me laugh though 

Going by the link at the bottom, her Duo partner Ariana is the one with the tattoos