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This is a positive review but also one of the most surreal experiences of my life.
Wenlan has been reviewed several times before but I thought I would put the experience here also, from my point of view.
Comms, by txt very easy, answered quickly full address given on conformation, even though the arrangements were made a few days before to get an early afternoon slot.
Venue, Very nice modern terraced house in the leafy suburbs of Hyde. Good parking outside or very nearby. I chose the latter.
Wenlan herself is a very pleasant Chinese woman. Quite tall, slim, good English if you concentrate a little. Age, very difficult but my guess would be mid to late 30's but I could easily be wrong. She was dressed in a strappy top and a long skirt and looked nice, if not sexy.
Massage room is a bedroom with a double bed, all very clean and tidy, plenty of heaters keeping it nice and warm. Bathroom facilities and a drink offered.
This is where the experience begins to differ from the more traditional massage experience. Invited to take off all my clothes and lie on the bed. No hint of expecting you to keep underwear on. She explains that her massage is different and she does it her way. Explains she will start with a head massage, then your back, then indicates the nether regions ending with the feet.
The head massage consists of vigorous rubbing of the head and temples with her fingertips followed by stroking of the eyelids and eyebrows. Not unpleasant just different. This is done standing behind you so you can't really see her. When she finished my head she reappeared minus her skirt, saying she was hot. She was now wearing just briefs on the bottom half. Some vigorous arm rubbing and stretching followed. Not like a Swedish massage but rubbing very quickly with the fingertips. She said this is a traditional Chinese/Japanese technique. She will hold a conversation with you and is very matter of fact. Then followed the back massage which again was very firm, fast rubbing up and down my back. To the extent of pushing the air from my lungs at some points. Similar treatment to the back of my legs.
At this point she got me to turn over and I asked her if she took her top off. She replied she would be naked for £5. OK by me! Wenlan has a slim willowy figure nice sized boobs for her build with the usual chapel hat peg nipples and trimmed bush. I think she has a good figure and was good to watch.
However, this is the strange part for me. It isn't at all sexual, she just goes on doing what she is doing, only without clothes. She will chat or just rub with no shyness or attempt to hide anything from view. I did start stroking her leg and all she said was I don't like soft strokes, do it firm if you are going to. I also had a handful of her boobs, which was very nice but she doesn't bat an eyelid, just keeps rubbing. Anyway eventually, she points at mini me.......still mini because nothing arousing had happened and asked if I wanted massage there. I have never experienced a technique like her HJ efforts. Basically, thumbs between your legs pushing up behind my scrotum and fingers round the base at the front, encircling me and more vigorous motion, with her thumbs pressing upwards. It worked after mini me got over the shock. Again there was nothing sexual about it. Cleaned up and onto my foot massage. More cleaning, Wenlan went off to the bathroom whilst I got dressed. She came back, still naked, got dressed. I paid her £30+£5 with which she was very happy. On the way out she insisted on tying my shoelaces for me.
To sum her up, she is certainly one of a kind but in a good way. If she were English I would say she was somewhat eccentric but I don't know the Chinese psyche so I can't say.
A different experience. If it appeals, try it. is all I can say.
Would I go back?......Probably at some stage. Wenlan is a bit of an acquired taste but pleasant, even if she seems a bit potty to our way of thinking.
I would say you would not get any more than a cursory touching of her body and certainly not a proper sexual experience though.
Vive La Difference, as they say.
