Drop Dead Gorgeous - Natasha - Gatwick. Disappointing

[MrMatrix]

So I was looking for a GFE and just felt the need to be pampered,  External Link/Members Only   Natasha has been on my HL for quite a while. The gallery photos are accurate and she does own that fabulous figure - she has really taken care of herself.

The accommodation was a really nice ground floor flat that was nicely furnished. The bedroom had a bed and a square table and thats all. She said she rented it- Probably for the hour I think but could be wrong. A glimps into the second bedroom as the door was just ajar showed girly clothes etc strewn on the floor. Couldnt see any furniture from where I stood. Lounge was nicely appointed.

Well I arrive and enter flat received a very ordainary kiss on the cheek. And we had an intro chat and I paid £200 for what I was hoping an upmarket GFE punt with a lovely girl. At 44 she is the oldest person I've ever booked up  although I have been with older under B&S. She is as described in profile , more attractive that her pictures. She has an amazing body for her age with enhanced boobs which are nicely proportioned to the rest of her body which is well fit with a flat stomach. One of the nicest looking pussys I've seen for a while. Very tidy. And she was OK with fingering providing it was gentle. Overall physically she really was very nice.

Having sorted the paperwork she decided to chat about her other work. And talked more. After 10 minutes she finally undressed and we were on the bed at long last. The FK was soo disappointing. I'm with an experienced SP and its just lips. I ask for more tongue, but its not happening for me. A slight improvement I guess. Again I ask and no change- Ok she decides to give me OWO and it was goood, very good. Plenty of eye contact. After nearly 10 minutes I decide I should reciprocate so I ask her to turn over onto her back and she says "I dont like being told what to do". WTF...But I say nothing. As I say she has a lovely pussy which receives a lot of oral. However every thing is sensitive, keep getting instructions of what not to do. never the less I persevere. On with mac and several positions, but the one that surprised me was CG as suddenly she was diving in with FK and indeed a bit of DFK and yes shes a good kisser when she finally let loose (I mean very good) as the CG was under way - really very nice. Did I mention she likes to talk.
She also sat on my face which was very nice, looking up at this really very nice body. Then mish where I came to completion. Any further kissing was as before - slightly disappointing.

She clock watched as well. I'm paying £200 and she clock watches. And calls it time at 1 hour after my arrival a very vanilla GF experience. VFM it was not.

Shes an extremely nice girl, nice body, upmarket, can hold a great conversation ( did I mention she likes talking) which wasnt expected as I'd rather have a bit more intimacy. I was there for a shag after all. Today I was happy with a nice GFE just wanted to enjoy the company and the body of a nice girl and I found it slightly awkward, just didn't feel at ease. I wasnt looking for any thing OTT. The sex when engaged was great but I felt she controlled the situation. She's quite a strong character. I would have liked a shower and felt this wasnt on, although she did changed her mind but I thought nope I'm going as she had something else to do by the sound of it.
 Neutral or negative - At best this is a generous neutral, it could have been so much better and proper french kissing would have pushed it to being better. I walked out of there dissappointed.

[Brazilian Martian]

On her other review she got caught out for using pics of Kourtney Kardashian on her profile.

[MrMatrix]

That was the one of her reclining on a sun lounger.. Even if I'm mistaken they won't be far away from the real thing. She is a fit looking girl

[Zimbaman]

Sorry it was a neutral.. sounds like she could have been so much better. Did you feel the talking was a deliberate attempt to waste time, or just getting comfortable? Thanks for the review though 

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review, MM.

Yes, definitely an extremely generous neutral, given you paid £200ph. For that, one expects a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

As a matter of interest, did you specify services especially FK prior to the meeting or handing over the cash? The more one pays, the more demanding one should be.

Posting fake pictures is not a good sign and I am very wary of escorts who describe themselves as 'Drop Dead Gorgeous', 'high class', 'alluring' and 'elegant' etc.

Given the arrogance and her heavy price tag, she clearly has a very high opinion of herself and one has to question whether an escort like that would put herself out to deliver a decent service - which, going on your review, she clearly doesn't.

[MrMatrix]

I accept it was a generous neutral. I think she likes talking - was it deliberate to waste time- who knows. Being cynical probably yes.
As you say CP, should be more demanding more expensive. Price doesnt necessarily = better performance. And no I didnt clarify any thing before the meeting. I asked twice for more tongue and it made minimal difference. Yet in cowgirl as I said she shifted up to top gear and boy was it good. She is definately up herself and I hope she reads this review and thinks about it. She wont get much business from forums members and at £200 we want a lot more commitment.
That day I phoned two other WGs and asked about FK and OWO and they were bounced. No one had done a proper TOFTT so it had to be done at some stage, win a few , lose a few. I will get round to doing some other reviews soon.

[thekman100]

Oh mate, £200 for that.  I felt I got robbed with my last neutral which cost me £20 over the odds (£130!).

This habit is all a gamble I guess but one would hope you could find a more 'sure fire' winner for £200 ph.

Better luck next time!

[MrMatrix]

Oh mate, £200 for that.  I felt I got robbed with my last neutral which cost me £20 over the odds (£130!).

This habit is all a gamble I guess but one would hope you could find a more 'sure fire' winner for £200 ph.

Better luck next time!

Yes you would, but its all a bit of a lottery. At least the forum is the wiser and thats whats so good as we help and support one another. Its a shame really as it was within her to give a much better performance. 

[Cunning Punt]

Most of us are guilty of being trusting, just going with the flow and not checking services beforehand too many times.

That day I phoned two other WGs and asked about FK and OWO and they were bounced.

Good man - take consolation from the fact you saved some £££ there. 

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP I think you are being generous but hey its your call.........my hard earned stays put as they need to be passionate GFE for me and this doesnt sound like it.......shame cos older girls are usually more service orientated and less reserved....nope I wont bother with this blacklisted girl/woman....

[brian1123]

That was the one of her reclining on a sun lounger.. Even if I'm mistaken they won't be far away from the real thing. She is a fit looking girl

Would you mind elaborating on your description of her face wise? Is she pretty/ gorgeous ? There have been a few highly blurred face pics posted on her AW profile but I found it hard to make out.

I was tempted to make a booking with her in the summer but the high price put me off.

[MrMatrix]

Would you mind elaborating on your description of her face wise? Is she pretty/ gorgeous ? There have been a few highly blurred face pics posted on her AW profile but I found it hard to make out.

I was tempted to make a booking with her in the summer but the high price put me off.

I would say she is attractive. Prettier than her photos I would say, she did have a full face picture up until recently on her public gallery. She'd turn your head if passing in the high street. Really nice body. If any one is booking I'd make sure that she knows the FK is important. As I say she gives a great BJ. Had she delivered what she was clearly capable of I would have returned. However I didnt regard this as VFM. Trust this answers you question

[brian1123]

Anyone know if she is still around? Was heading to Gatwick area next week for work and was going to make a booking but her profile has gone.

[MrMatrix]

I noted her profile disappeared about 4-5 weeks ago.

[MrMatrix]

I noted her profile disappeared about 4-5 weeks ago.

Looks like Natasha has reinvented herself - I'd put money on it .
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[Cunning Punt]

Looks like Natasha has reinvented herself - I'd put money on it .
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Thanks for the warning. Even without your review, that profile is enough to put many folk off - a clearly very arrogant girl charging £200ph.

I’m an independent high-class companion offering a luxury GFE, with fantastic bedroom skills to a few sophisticated gentlemen who prefer a high end experience.
I’m exceptionally cute, with a beautiful smile. Always impeccably dressed and groomed, I guarantee both brilliant company and the hottest experience.

As well as being well-travelled, privately educated and articulate, I radiate a natural beauty, being dark-eyed and provocatively curved in all the right places.
I’ve got an exquisite flexible body, a slender frame, tiny waist and gorgeous long legs.

Good grief! 

[MrMatrix]

Thanks for the warning. Even without your review, that profile is enough to put many folk off - a clearly very arrogant girl charging £200ph.

Good grief! 

I hope she will be more giving - she has it within her to be really impressive. But at £200 its a big risk. And as you pointed out an expensive escort doesn't guarantee top service and it bloody well should do.

[harry1980]

She’s also advertising on Friday Add with full Facebook pics - looks hot but I read somewhere that she uses fake pics as well.

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[Victor7522]

Someone should suggest to her that if you're going to photoshop your figure stay away from doors and furniture with straight lines - her Friday Ad photos demonstrate what happens if you don't.

[tel_house]

Someone should suggest to her that if you're going to photoshop your figure stay away from doors and furniture with straight lines - her Friday Ad photos demonstrate what happens if you don't.

Well at least it gives you the option of photshoppong it back to straight lines so you can see how big she really is.

TH

[MrMatrix]

Well at least it gives you the option of photshoppong it back to straight lines so you can see how big she really is.

TH

She actually has a cracking figure. A lot better than most 25 year olds. I have no idea why she feels the need to photo shop. And yes its the same girl.

[MrMatrix]

Looks like shes reinventer herself again as Lou Harper. External Link/Members Only   

[MrMatrix]

Looks like she as reinvented herself again as Absolutley Gorgeous
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[Fuzzyduck]

Looks like she as reinvented herself again as Absolutley Gorgeous
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Thanks for keeping this updated. I see she's lost a few years in age
A terrible profile in any case.

[MrMatrix]

Thanks for keeping this updated. I see she's lost a few years in age
A terrible profile in any case.