Author Topic: KALLE - First Timer (East Putney)  (Read 3313 times)


1 review(s) for   Kalle (0 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Brazilian Martian]

Offline Conjoy87

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Evening All,

Long time lurker, first time punter and poster. I have been planning my first punt for quite some time and I booked today off work to complete the mission. I have around 12 WG's on my list but Kalle was firmly at the top.

Kalle Profile: Pictures and information is accurate along with her likes.

Comms: I text her number this morning for a post lunch meet up. Text messages came within minutes and got the address. The texts are definitely done by some English maid as Kalles English is not great.

Location: Just around the corner from East Putney station. I drove and there is plenty of parking at the next street. Its a new apartment block and its not suspicious lurking around the square in front. The flat is modern and clean, it was roasting though! Quick Note: When I buzzed her number at the flat randomly a woman came behind me and seen what number I hit. She was foreign and smiled at me and said "Are you Kalle's new friend?" I responded with a nervous smile and nod. We got the lift together to the floor and she talked about how amazing Kalle is, I followed her  to her flat but she turned around and laughed and said "no no you are down the hall". So I imagine there are a few operating out of the building.

Kalle Appearance: I'm really nervous at this point, its going to be my first punt and I don't know if its going to go well or a horror story like Ive read on here plenty of times. I knock the door gently and it opens, Kalle stood behind the door and told me to come in. I got nervous as she has positioned herself fully behind the door. I thought I was about to get mugged. Good news I didn't. I walked in and seen Kalle. FUCKING HELL, she is so fucking fit. 5ft 3, slim, slightly tanned, long brown hair and a sexy black dress that was so tight. She has smallish tits but they looked good in the bra and dress.

The Punt: I have read about making things very clear to the WG before handing over the paper. I didn't have any demands other than I wanted to cum more than once. She laughed and said I can cum as many times as I want. £140 for the hour.

She offered a shower but I was just after one, she told me to strip and get on the bed. She then asked me what I want to do. I said "suck my cock, leave the dress on". She whacks the dom on and gets into the middle of the bed. The blowjob was just fine. Good eye contact but she didn't deepthroat, didn't like when I had my hand on her head ( she kept moving it) and she told me to stop thrusting. I was holding a load in for a few days so after 3/4 minutes I came in her mouth with dom on.

She cleaned me up and I said I need 10 minutes to get back in action. She took her dress off and sat awkwardly staring at me, so I made some small talk but her English isn't great and I have an accent.

After 10 minutes, I said I needed to get hard again, so she gave me a HJ and played with my nipples while I stroked her pussy over her thong and played with her tits. I asked her to remove her bra. Again the tits aren't massive but there's stuff to hold on to. Her ass is fucking great BTW.

She sked what positon I wanted, I said "prone bone", she didn't understand so I explained I wanted her to lay on her stomach and I would fuck her from behind. She said she didn't do this position, I knew from reading sometimes you have to be very direct, so I insisted, she said she has had a horrible experience with someone removing a condom and she doesn't do it anymore. Fuck it, I thought and I said Lets do doggy.

Dom and Lube on I gave myself a quick tug while she got into position, she stopped and said I wasn't allowed to touch my dick because of hygiene. At this point I thought shes getting a little precious, so new dom on and new lube and she put the cock inside her. I did her doggy for 5 minutes, she moans a bit, she didn't look like she was into it.

I told her to get on top, she did that for 5 minutes and I got bored so I did missionary and fired another inside her. This time she was a little more talkative after and said " Do I have another one left in me", I thought I did, so I left it for 5 minutes and she put a dom on and started to suck and wank me off. She tried really really hard but it wasn't for going again. I said lets call it with 5 left to spare. Quick shower, she was really pleasant leaving, quick hug and said if I wanted to make it a regular thing and now that shes been with me shes happy to do an outcall or overnight.

Overall: For a first punt it was fine. A bit annoyed I didn't get to do my favourite position and also didn't get to facefuck. I will look out for these next time. She is so fucking fit though. I would not go back, nothing because of her, I get decent looking birds, I am starting punting for some sexual depravity and she is quite vanilla. If you are looking for a fit , simple punt in a nice safe area, shes one to look for. If you are looking for anything non vanilla, shes not for you.

First review done, let me know if you have any questions.



Offline LLPunting

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Grtz busting your cherry.

From what you describe with all the don'ts, this girl is way over-priced and deserving of a pretty convincing Negative.  Neutral if you really want to be charitable.

GL on a much better time with the next WG.

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Well done on posting your first review - great effort!! :hi: :hi:

Offline Honestperv

Her profile says she is British so she or her maid is bullshitting, she loses points for that.

Plus very vanilla, doesn't do basic positions, gets 'bored' like your money isn't entertaining enough?!

I would avoid this one.

Offline Meursault

I personally suspect the original post is an educated, carefully nuanced, piece of touting.

« Last Edit: November 10, 2017, 09:48:29 pm by Meursault »

Offline Conjoy87

That would be an odd strategy..
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Offline ricardo007

Pictures are accuarate. Met her for 30 minutes (£80) and it was one of the worst punts.  She does not like too much touching.  :dash:

Started with covered bj as I stroked her hair she said “don’t do that”.  I asked for 69 and she said that’s £20 more.

So onto a rushed cowgirl, shot my load and cleaned up and left.  Disappointing punt

She is so over priced at £140 an hour. 

One to avoid

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Pictures are accuarate. Met her for 30 minutes (£80) and it was one of the worst punts.  She does not like too much touching.  :dash:

Started with covered bj as I stroked her hair she said “don’t do that”.  I asked for 69 and she said that’s £20 more.

So onto a rushed cowgirl, shot my load and cleaned up and left.  Disappointing punt

She is so over priced at £140 an hour. 

One to avoid
There's no point in tagging your thoughts on someone else's review - more so if it's a Neg   :rolleyes:

Please post your own review; or explain why you won't  :unknown:

Offline Conjoy87

Hi Guys,

I came across this review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=147759.0

This is suspiciously like the experience I had. It looks like the WG's in this building are changing names etc.

I'll have to change my review to a neutral in hindsight.

Offline Sinz

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Was considering to see her, but based on the info I will pass.

Still don't get it why she has her Nationality: British - if she can't speak English