YidArmy and I clearly share a similar stomping ground. His top-notch TOFTT in July put
Tina MILF XXX on my HL. Her prices cheekily went up after sudden UKP interest in her … she then seemed to go down with “dusty phone” syndrome … but last month, Tina was back in action as
MILF TINA BABE, plus back to reasonable prices …
Link:Current: External Link/Members Only and
External Link/Members OnlyFormer: External Link/Members Only is now defunct, referring to Tina’s former AW identity as
Tina MILF XXX. After she disappeared, this link has been used by other WGs … no doubt run by some cabal of EE pimps … but is now defunct.
Logistics:I had tried Tina’s phone several times over a fortnight, whenever driving through Wood Green, but there was no answer. Then, one random time … there was! Almost taken aback that Tina had answered her phone, I heard several other voices in the background … both male and female, and so assumed Tina must be out-and-about and unavailable. She surprised me again to say she was available there and then, and texted her postcode. As I was only a few minutes drive away, I texted back to book 60mins for £80, and that I’d be there in 5. Sorted!
I should state here that Tina later mentioned that she usually alternated every 2-3 weeks between London and Budapest, which explains why she sometimes goes completely off the radar for weeks at a time.
Location:Tina currently works out of a large three storey Victorian terrace on High St … not the most discreet location. Parking is free on side roads after 1300. Otherwise, Wood Green tube station is a 15min walk away.
On standing on the porch, I found no flat numbers or bells to ring! I called Tina, who told me to wait. Within a minute, she opened the front door, and I followed her into a dingy open plan hallway that lead into multiple rooms. I heard at least two male voices behind one door, not bothering to be discreet, yammering away in some eastern European language. As I crossed the hallway to follow Tina to her bedroom, a door behind me opened … before I could turn, a naked fat wench wobbled passed me, and disappeared into what looked like a kitchen to start convo with another female voice. Where the fuck was I?!? I was suddenly a tad nervy, finding myself in a big grimy house, surrounded by brazen WGs and pimps … Tina noticed, and pulled me into her haven, closing the door behind us. I guessed I wasn’t going anywhere.
Looks:Tina is the woman in the photos below … a mid-40s MILF (mother of three, no less), with a handsome face framed by blonde highlights, and who’s maintained a stonking body in to middle age … tanned and smooth, skinny and tight … with an ass that ain’t buxom, but is grabbably squeezy … and tits that have been incongruously bolted on, which aren’t squeezy at all. For those that like to lick, Tina has lusciously long labia.
Haling from Hungary, and indeed returning every 2-3 weeks, Tina hasn’t bothered to improve her English much … so convo is rather limited.
Services:Once in her bedroom, in Tina’s personable presence, I was able to forget about the dodgy dealings outside and relax. I'd booked a VFM hour, and thought I’d go slow … so I asked to start with the “oil body to body massage” stated on Tina’s AW profile. We both undressed separately, and I lay face down on the toweled bed. With minimal
Baby Oil, Tina delivered a basic and uninspiring hand massage of my back, shoulders and upper arms. Within minutes, her rock-hard tits were rolling over my back, while her pussy grazed my hams and ass, all in a rudimentary effort at B2B. Tina then leaned forward to kiss my cheek and suck my earlobe. She followed this by slowly licking her way down my oily back … I next felt her fingers stroking and caressing inbetween my splayed thighs and up my gooch, and scratching gently over my balls and by-now-erect undershaft. With further reach-unders, Tina knew she’d got her desired erection, and so rolled me over onto my back … eye-to-eye, she smiled and asked, “Sex?” … fuck, yeah!
Lying on top of me, Tina initiated FK, and engaged in typical GFE fare … necking, deep breathing around ears, cuddles, fingers running through my hair. At some point, I geared her nipples into my mouth, but they gave little, being taut on immobile bolt-ons. I also had one hand reaching around and behind Tina’s crack, fingering her dry pussy. Tina then licked her way down my chest, leaving trails of saliva over my stomach and around my groin. A wet-wipe appeared and was used … again eye-to-eye, Tina smiled and dropped her mouth onto my wiped cock.
Tina’s OWO smacked of experience … this MILF has sucked cock good and for good long time! Tight suction. Spit. Full shaft. Slurp. Tongue action. Slop. Ball play. Sup. Dammit, I had to cum … but I knew I had at least 40mins left, so was hopeful of time enough for a second pop. I warned Tina, as I hadn't paid extra for CIM … alas, she didn't give me a freebie, and she withdrew as I started spurting, wanking me off onto my belly.
After wet-wiping me clean, Tina lay cuddled up by my side, head on my chest … a valiant attempt at GFE, but not supported by good chat. Silence gets quite awkward, when you’re staring at the ceiling, realizing you’re on grubby bed with a muted whore in a grotty room … especially when said silence it’s broken by foreign male voices outside! I thus asked for another a massage, and turned over. Tina repeated the same as above, but quicker … before I knew it, she rolled me onto my back again, and again was pleased that she’d got me erect. Repeat OWO got me throbbing solid, so on she slipped a condom. Lubing herself up, Tina slipped on to me in CG … good Golly, she was surprisingly tight for a old bird with a flappy pussy! Tina pumped up-and-down, bending over me into FK, and plopping her tits in and out of my mouth … while I squeezed and pulled at her moving ass. Sadly, whether it was the thickness of the rubber or whether I was still internally nervy in that suspect environment, my cock started softening. Tina noticed my cock bend out of her, but failed to push me back in. Knowing I wouldn’t be able to penetrate her again, I asked for OWO to finish, Tina dutifully returned to bob her head around my lil’ head … although she got me hard, I soon enough knew I'd lost my mojo, and raised a white flag to quit.
Tina now sat by my side, checking her phone, while I caressed and admired her upright body … amazed it’s mothered three kids. There was minimal convo inbetween her texts. I noted the time on her phone, and worked out that 41mins had passed. I didn’t see any point in hanging around for another 19mins … so I showered, dressed, kissed and was out at 49mins.
Conclusion:Mulling over this sexperience with Tina last month, I think she herself is good … a cracking MILF, even … but I reckon her dubious location and the even more dubious company she keeps was off-putting enough to drop my less-than-an-hour with her to a
Neutral. Having said that, as I drive passed Wood Green frequently, I think I might keep Tina’s phone number for a £50 pump-and-dump, hoping this might prove better than Neutral in future.
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