Mariga Thai massage - Sutton Coldfield - Leah - (FBSM)

[Littlefoot]

Went to this place this morning:

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Didn't realise how far from the city centre it was. (Not from that side of town).

Didn't book, went for a walk-in late morning time. Not a very discreet entrance, but door was open, so in I pop. Who I believe was Yumi came rushing from the back of the shop to greet me. I thought she was on her own!

So after confirming I'd like a massage I'm told to make my way up the spiral, somewhat rather tricky to navigate metal staircase and go into room 2. At the top of the stairs on the landing was a shower, (strange place to have a shower, if they were busy everyone would be able to see you in this shower cubicle. Although no one else was in when I was there, very quiet).

So in the room I remove my hat and coat and wait for the arrival of Yumi. My heart sank when a fat munter named Leah reached the top of the stairs. If I was fucking her I'd have walked, but as I'm only having a massage and a wank I thought oh well might be good.

I pay her £35 for one hour, makes sense really, as 30 mins was £25. Off she pops with the dosh and to fetch me change, whilst I get my kit off and jump on the table.

Straight from the off she parts my legs and kneels on the table between them and starts applying good pressure on my feet, back and legs. Every inch of my body was massaged. It was very average! Ok I suppose, just! What I didn't like though there was no sort of routine to the massage. It was legs, back, legs, back, legs, back. Most massages I have you can tell the girl goes through her own individual routine. This seemed like it was aimlessly rubbing trying to fill in time.

Although there were a few touches on the tops of my inner thighs, the touches never got close to brushing my privates. So I remained like mr jelly on turnover. 

After briefly doing the fronts of my legs the question of a HE gets asked. I confirm I'd like one for £20. Thought it might get good. She continues the frontal massage a while longer. Then strange thing she gets a wet wipe and rubs my flaccid knob with it until I get hard. (Only thing I can think of, I may have leaked a bit of pre cum, and she didn't want to touch it! I do tend to leak a fair amount of pre cum when either touched by a female or just thinking of sex for 5 seconds, I don't have to be hard to produce this as well).

So when I do get hard (not very sensually at all) she starts wanking with the throttle fully out and squeezing the life out of the poor little thing. I touch up her fat arse and flabby boobs. I ask if she will remove her top and get her tits out. That was a "nooooo!" So I say "can I just have a look?" She then lifts her top over her huge tits, and reveals her big barrel belly and big black bra covering her fat tits. I try to slip my hand into her bra, but she's not keen, so I fondle her tits over her bra whilst she wanks me furiously. Almost ripping my cock off! She wouldn't look me in the eye, and she had an extremely strained, determined look on her face. I thought she was going to burst a blood vessel! She just wanted me to cum asap! Eventually I shot a weeks worth. Took a long time though, as when they do go at it 100 miles a hour it has the opposite effect to what they want to happen.

Then for the last 10 mins she pointlessly rubs my legs, chest and arm. So why the rush with the HE? She then asks if I'd like to shower. And I did. There were two bottles of shower gel in the shower, both had been topped up with water!   

Pros: Nice clean place
        Shower
        Good hourly rate

Cons: Girl I saw was fat and ugly
         HJ was shite
         Average massage
         Not chatty at all
         Although not unfriendly, I tend to like them more friendly than that!

When I went downstairs to leave a young attractive burd let me out  why couldn't I have had her! 

I wouldn't go back there again, too far for me and there's a lot better out there. Backs up my theory that the Chinese are far superior in the cock handling department! 

[mr.bluesky]

A good report Littlefoot,. a pity it was a crap service. One to avoid I guess  A pity you didn't see the young  attractive burd maybe things might have been better.

[Littlefoot]

A good report Littlefoot,. a pity it was a crap service. One to avoid I guess  A pity you didn't see the young  attractive burd maybe things might have been better.

Thanks mr.bluesky, yes they may well have been better if I'd gotten the young chick. No guarantees though. I think they should suspend that large one until she loses 5 stone!

I very nearly booked Laura at lode lane instead as well! 

[mr.bluesky]

Thanks mr.bluesky, yes they may well have been better if I'd gotten the young chick. No guarantees though. I think they should suspend that large one until she loses 5 stone!


I very nearly booked Laura at lode lane instead as well! 

You won't be disappointed if you book Laura. Haven't seen her for a while. Another visit is long overdue.

[Littlefoot]

You won't be disappointed if you book Laura. Haven't seen her for a while. Another visit is long overdue.

Quick question mrbluesky, there wouldn't be a problem with me booking Laura? Ie would they say "sorry you've got to have who's available at that time" ?? I must see her soon!

[mr.bluesky]

Quick question mrbluesky, there wouldn't be a problem with me booking Laura? Ie would they say "sorry you've got to have who's available at that time" ?? I must see her soon!

No problem at all asking for Laura , not sure what days she works now. She used to have a girl called Sally working for her who's left now so I think Laura has to put in more shifts. I always ask for Laura. If she's not available at a specific time just ask for a different time. If she asks how you know about her just say she is well recommended.

[Littlefoot]

No problem at all asking for Laura , not sure what days she works now. She used to have a girl called Sally working for her who's left now so I think Laura has to put in more shifts. I always ask for Laura. If she's not available at a specific time just ask for a different time. If she asks how you know about her just say she is well recommended.

Much appreciated. 

[mr.bluesky]

Much appreciated. 

I look forward to reading your report 

[MarcT]

Thanks mr.bluesky, yes they may well have been better if I'd gotten the young chick. No guarantees though. I think they should suspend that large one until she loses 5 stone!

I very nearly booked Laura at lode lane instead as well! 

Thank again for sharing Littlefoot  Sorry it didn't go as hoped. To be let out by a fitter bird really is  Reading your review has confirmed that I definitely won't be risking getting the large older one.

The quest continues

[MarcT]

No problem at all asking for Laura , not sure what days she works now. She used to have a girl called Sally working for her who's left now so I think Laura has to put in more shifts. I always ask for Laura. If she's not available at a specific time just ask for a different time. If she asks how you know about her just say she is well recommended.

Laura will be busy  I need to get back before she reduces her shifts 

The quest continues

[Littlefoot]

Thank again for sharing Littlefoot  Sorry it didn't go as hoped. To be let out by a fitter bird really is  Reading your review has confirmed that I definitely won't be risking getting the large older one.

The quest continues

Cheers Marc 

[Samjos]

Well if I wanted the fitter looking bird I would have said so and asked for my money back have done so at various establishments

They don’t like it but we are the paying customer and we still have rights

[Littlefoot]

Well if I wanted the fitter looking bird I would have said so and asked for my money back have done so at various establishments

They don’t like it but we are the paying customer and we still have rights

The first time I was aware there was a fit burd in there was on my way out! I suppose I could of asked for Yumi if I wanted, but she's put some timber on also, but was still better than the one I had.

[Littlefoot]

Well if I wanted the fitter looking bird I would have said so and asked for my money back have done so at various establishments

They don’t like it but we are the paying customer and we still have rights

When should I have asked for my money back? After the massage, and after she tossed me off?

[Littlefoot]

Well if I wanted the fitter looking bird I would have said so and asked for my money back have done so at various establishments

They don’t like it but we are the paying customer and we still have rights

I couldn't exactly of asked for my money back because I didn't fancy my masseur and I received a bit of a shit service   

Where's these establishments where you've had to demand your money back? Reviews would of been very useful if something so significant happened whereupon you had to ask for a refund!

[Samjos]

Happend at Boldmere 18 months ago ish when I booked to see Kerry, Anne the boss lady took my money and another girl came in short and dumpy I said no way I want my money back and I got it and went back a few days later and saw Kerry sadly as most know she no longer works

Did the same at the one at Robin hood island a couple of months back if the girl is not the one you ordered then ask for your money back or as I do now I say I will give it to the girl when she comes in to make sure I am getting who I wish

I here so much these days about bait and switch I makes me smile when peeps continue with the switch and then complain

Look you pay your money it’s your choice if you ask for a girl by name and you don’t get her then walk or at least see who they are offering if it’s not to your taste then walk

If you go into a bread shop and the loaves are not nice you don’t buy... we are buying a service to massage us/ wank us off/ to fuck

No difference these girls play sometimes on our needs and wants about time some of us say no and teach them lessons that they cannot switch

[Samjos]

By the way I still go to Boldmere and Robin Hood Island establishments although I understand it’s All change at Boldmere

[gerrybear]

I was planning to go to Boldmere after reading the review last night. What is different?

[Littlefoot]

Happend at Boldmere 18 months ago ish when I booked to see Kerry, Anne the boss lady took my money and another girl came in short and dumpy I said no way I want my money back and I got it and went back a few days later and saw Kerry sadly as most know she no longer works

Did the same at the one at Robin hood island a couple of months back if the girl is not the one you ordered then ask for your money back or as I do now I say I will give it to the girl when she comes in to make sure I am getting who I wish

I here so much these days about bait and switch I makes me smile when peeps continue with the switch and then complain

Look you pay your money it’s your choice if you ask for a girl by name and you don’t get her then walk or at least see who they are offering if it’s not to your taste then walk

If you go into a bread shop and the loaves are not nice you don’t buy... we are buying a service to massage us/ wank us off/ to fuck

No difference these girls play sometimes on our needs and wants about time some of us say no and teach them lessons that they cannot switch

point 1: I didn't book a specific girl, so no B&S! Point 2: if I was fucking the girl, (as I mentioned in the review) I would definitely of walked. But it was only a massage!

Anyway practice what you preach, you should of walked here, but didn't!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143823.0

[db751]

That's a great bad review, Littlefoot. I wanted to try this place because it's local but not too close to me but I think I've seen enough negative comments to put me off now. Never been to a Chinese massage but I intend to seek one out.

[Littlefoot]

I could forgive a mediocre massage, if the HJ was rather excellent! Funny thing is if the massage was particularly good, but the HJ was shite... I couldn't forgive that!

[Stapler]

That's a great bad review, Littlefoot. I wanted to try this place because it's local but not too close to me but I think I've seen enough negative comments to put me off now. Never been to a Chinese massage but I intend to seek one out.

If it's convenient to you, all you have to do is phone and ask for Yumi. She is the most attractive and the most experienced. If she's not available when you get there - walk or go back later. Simple!

[Samjos]

If it's convenient to you, all you have to do is phone and ask for Yumi. She is the most attractive and the most experienced. If she's not available when you get there - walk or go back later. Simple!

Totally agree with you Stapler

[Samjos]

point 1: I didn't book a specific girl, so no B&S! Point 2: if I was fucking the girl, (as I mentioned in the review) I would definitely of walked. But it was only a massage!

Anyway practice what you preach, you should of walked here, but didn't!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=143823.0

Think your clutching at straws here

1) I have walked many times if the person I asked for was not the one presenting herself
2) was you going expecting to see Yumi if so why did you not ask for her plenty of good reviews about her over the years
3) the review was about a naturist massage and I knew what I was getting sadly the quality was not up to it and sadly her looks did nothing to help however sometimes the best looking bird is shite and the ugliest can be amazing
4) if you do your due diligence before you go you know the person your going to see or are wishing to see in this case you would gave like I guess Yumi and your bitching about a service provided by someone other than Yumi who provides an excellent service as Stapler and others over the years have testified

So stop trying to defend a mistake you made .....

You have made a lot of fantastic reviews over time a number of which I have gone to see because if your excellent reviews

So an an experienced member of uk punting I am sure you realise you dropped a clanger on this occasion

[Stapler]

Totally agree with you Stapler

 

[Littlefoot]

Think your clutching at straws here

1) I have walked many times if the person I asked for was not the one presenting herself
2) was you going expecting to see Yumi if so why did you not ask for her plenty of good reviews about her over the years
3) the review was about a naturist massage and I knew what I was getting sadly the quality was not up to it and sadly her looks did nothing to help however sometimes the best looking bird is shite and the ugliest can be amazing
4) if you do your due diligence before you go you know the person your going to see or are wishing to see in this case you would gave like I guess Yumi and your bitching about a service provided by someone other than Yumi who provides an excellent service as Stapler and others over the years have testified

So stop trying to defend a mistake you made .....

You have made a lot of fantastic reviews over time a number of which I have gone to see because if your excellent reviews

So an an experienced member of uk punting I am sure you realise you dropped a clanger on this occasion

Ha ha, most amusing post! Mostly bullshit obviously. But I haven't got much on tonight, so I will humour you by going through the points/comments/bullshit you raise one by one.

Point 1: what's that got to do with my review  I didn't book anyone  it was a walk-in  check the review!

Point 2: To tell the truth I was hoping I might get to see Yumi. But that's all it was hoping, I wasn't expectant, as I hadn't booked! She looks ok on here, not so good in the flesh! When I first walked into the shop I thought she was on her own. (Check the review). So when she told me to go upstairs I wrongly assumed I'd get her. Perhaps though she had someone booked in. 

Point 3: I agree with some of your points  but why are you telling me I should of walked then. A little contradictory! But you would say that, after I pointed out you're 1 negative, in which you say you should of walked... But didn't  but I do agree with you when say "sometimes the best looking bird is shite, and the ugliest can be amazing." Bit of a mockery really though when your banging on all the time about walking if you don't like the look of the girl!    I would never walk from a massage punt myself, because of the points you raise, also I have traveled a long way usually. But I would not get a B2B off a munter! 

Point 4: in your own words "bitching about a service" is that what you call a negative review! 

I fail to see what 'clanger' I have dropped, when all I was doing was having a walk-in punt, and provided the correct negative rating review!    seems your the one dropping clangers, as half your comments in this thread are totally irrelevant to the actual review!  like your spouting on about B&S (not applicable, walk-in) you saying I should of asked to see the fitter bird. The fitter bird you are referring to, I only saw on the way out! (Yumi was not the fitter burd I was referring to in my review, the girl I was talking about was a lot younger than Yumi. From what I could make out it looked like 3 were working there).

I will tell you a little about my now punting habits, it may help you understand better!  I don't have a car, I can drive but choose not to, more money for punting  cost a fortune to run a car! These days I prefer not to book where and when I can. I much prefer walk-ins, mainly because some of my punts I'm traveling on 2 sometimes 3 buses, trains as well. So it can be difficult for me to get there at a set time. Not impossible, just difficult. Hate turning up a hour early, and sit there twiddling my thumbs waiting!    so when I go on walk-ins I can't exactly demand who I want to see, as I haven't booked! So I'm willing to take my chances. On the whole I'm usually happy enough.

Now I have a question for you, have you been here before? I'd put big money on you have! That illegal first review you done (don't know how that got in  ) I suspect you were playing the naive newbie card then, trying to throw us off the scent of your previous membership! I don't think your as daft as you make out!

One final point I hope your still not upset with me giving you're favourite prossie a grey card!  I know it upset you at the time! Well get over it, thinking now it should of been red! Bad punt! Hard for you to believe and take, but very true!

Best advice I could give you, read the reviews more carefully in the future! I certainly look forward to reading you're next review, you write good reviews! 

Sorry to ramble on so much!

[Samjos]

i have been once to see Yumi and as you gave observed I have given a review, if your implying that Yumi is my favourite no she is not- would I see her again yes i would as she is only two mins from where I live however despite the fact she gives a good service I prefer other who provide me with what I enjoy

I guess my comments hit a raw nerve because your embarrresed by the fact you wrote something and now regret writing it

If you don’t like something then walk - if by walking in virtually un-announced then you are asking for wasting your hard earned  Money - you got what you deserved that’s not my fault or anyone else’s but yours

So get your blinkers off and look outside the box and you will see how you look

[Littlefoot]

i have been once to see Yumi and as you gave observed I have given a review, if your implying that Yumi is my favourite no she is not- would I see her again yes i would as she is only two mins from where I live however despite the fact she gives a good service I prefer other who provide me with what I enjoy

I guess my comments hit a raw nerve because your embarrresed by the fact you wrote something and now regret writing it

If you don’t like something then walk - if by walking in virtually un-announced then you are asking for wasting your hard earned  Money - you got what you deserved that’s not my fault or anyone else’s but yours

So get your blinkers off and look outside the box and you will see how you look

Ah now we maybe getting closer to the truth... A regular haunt of yours then, living 2 mins away. So sounds like a veiled attempt at White knighting! Or could it be your still upset with me for giving that grey to you favourite prossie and your still baring a grudge  as you rightly say Yumi is not your favourite, and neither is Kelly the milf 

This is one of your favourites, which you were so upset by  as I say, it should of been red really, since I've had many more punts and realise that now!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=120096.0

So weather you're white knighting or still holding a grudge, get over yourself.

Just what I needed really, after traveling on 2 buses, 2 and half hours there in the pissing down rain, shite punt then 2 and half hours back, in even more heavy rain, soaked! Then write an honest negative review, to then get a #Norse punter on my case who is unable to read without any understanding is a piss take.

What's wrong with walk-ins anyway  a lot of punters enjoy the freedom of not booking and casually turning up in their own time! Nothing wrong with that! I've had many good walk-in punts! Seems your try to excuse the place for giving me a shite service! No excuses I received shit service, so just accept that, and less of the white knighting please!

Stop keep banging on about walking, your beginning to sound like a parrot! I think I've made it clear why I didn't walk! You Hypocrite!

Been as though your sounding like a broken record I will join you and offer you good advice again, before commenting on a review, read the review with understanding! And also show a bit of compassion to a fellow member who's just been on a crap punt or if you can't don't comment in the first place!

You dodged my question, so I'll try again.... Are you a previously banned member?

[Samjos]

You really are clutching at straws

Nancy is not my regular - yes I ocasionslly see a girl more than once and despite being 2 mins away I have only as said before seen Yumi once as I prefer one or two others who I see on a regular basis which I am happy to travel outside of birmingham to see

Interesting and amusing your verbal attack I deffo hit a raw nerve with you and your obviously by the way you write quite embarrassed by your original post and so trawling through all my posts and reviews to see if you can catch me out - rather sad when you think about it

and what’s this about being a banned member? It’s quite sad and laughable about what your trying to imply to deflect the fact you did not do your due diligence before you did your walk in

[Littlefoot]

You really are clutching at straws

Nancy is not my regular - yes I ocasionslly see a girl more than once and despite being 2 mins away I have only as said before seen Yumi once as I prefer one or two others who I see on a regular basis which I am happy to travel outside of birmingham to see

Interesting and amusing your verbal attack I deffo hit a raw nerve with you and your obviously by the way you write quite embarrassed by your original post and so trawling through all my posts and reviews to see if you can catch me out - rather sad when you think about it

and what’s this about being a banned member? It’s quite sad and laughable about what your trying to imply to deflect the fact you did not do your due diligence before you did your walk in

Ha ha ha, your a scream a minute! what’s embarrassing about my review  nothing wrong with it, apart from you don’t like it, because it’s your local wank shop. I’ve done other reds for walk-ins, but you didn’t mind them  so just this one because it’s your local! Attempting to shift the blame onto me for a shite service your Cleverley attempting to save this shops (or the fat munters) reputation! That is a sneaky form of white knighting IMO.

I haven’t got the time or inclination to look through your posts. I was flicking through my reviews, when I noticed more white knighting from you. Probably one of your favs at the time!

Now due diligence..... this place had 3 positives in October, which I carefully read! 

Your obviously not familiar with walk-in punts, even when we have a walk-in we should still expect to receive a good standard of service... if not, which is the case here I will neg it weather you like it or not!

So be a good lad now and toddle off back to your castle. 

[Samjos]

Man the verbal Brown stuff you are writing to deflect the fact you had an opportunity to walk and did not is quite unreal and does you no credit at all - considering people look up to you and your reviews and respect them like stapler and Beamer and Ming and roger boner etal sorry not mentioning everyone but I have up until now classed you in the same category as these guys

Sadly I am now going to have to downgrade you from these guys because of your responses which loses the respect your previous reviews have given and again your review was excellent in this case but if you was hoping for someone and got someone else who was not what you was looking for then it’s your fault for not asking for the other girl....  also if I was going to travel a distance by car and or bus I would make darn sure that I was going to get what I wanted or rather who I was hoping for so I think by the very fact you laboured on about your distance etc you have again shot yourself in the foot

[Littlefoot]

Man the verbal Brown stuff you are writing to deflect the fact you had an opportunity to walk and did not is quite unreal and does you no credit at all - considering people look up to you and your reviews and respect them like stapler and Beamer and Ming and roger boner etal sorry not mentioning everyone but I have up until now classed you in the same category as these guys

Sadly I am now going to have to downgrade you from these guys because of your responses which loses the respect your previous reviews have given and again your review was excellent in this case but if you was hoping for someone and got someone else who was not what you was looking for then it’s your fault for not asking for the other girl....  also if I was going to travel a distance by car and or bus I would make darn sure that I was going to get what I wanted or rather who I was hoping for so I think by the very fact you laboured on about your distance etc you have again shot yourself in the foot

You are the only person posting shit here! Where if you’d read the review properly (its not complicated), there would be no reason to spout this shit you’ve posted, because it’s not relevant to my review).

I don’t think people look up to me at all, and I hope no one does, as I don’t look up to anyone on here. I’m grateful of a lot of the reviews most do, but that’s all!

At the end of the day I had a shit punt, and reported it, nowt wrong with that. All the infos there now, they can at least avoid the fat minger if they wish now, because of this review. So every review is helpful imo. Members will make they’re own minds up who they trust.

Can’t wait for your next review, providing your not banned before for your white knighting or because you’ve been banned before! 

On that I rest my case! All the evidence is there, no point in keep chatting shit to a white knight for the sake of it. I’ll let you have the final say, if you don’t repeat shit you keep going on about! 

[Samjos]

Well at least you have taught me something never heard of the expression white knighting before had to google it lol

Grins guess you have lost the plot

[MarcT]

Think your clutching at straws here

1) I have walked many times if the person I asked for was not the one presenting herself
2) was you going expecting to see Yumi if so why did you not ask for her plenty of good reviews about her over the years
3) the review was about a naturist massage and I knew what I was getting sadly the quality was not up to it and sadly her looks did nothing to help however sometimes the best looking bird is shite and the ugliest can be amazing
4) if you do your due diligence before you go you know the person your going to see or are wishing to see in this case you would gave like I guess Yumi and your bitching about a service provided by someone other than Yumi who provides an excellent service as Stapler and others over the years have testified

So stop trying to defend a mistake you made .....

You have made a lot of fantastic reviews over time a number of which I have gone to see because if your excellent reviews

So an an experienced member of uk punting I am sure you realise you dropped a clanger on this occasion

IMO Littlefoot has already made it clear that went for a walk in and he didn't book a specific girl.

As far as I can tell, he has not suggested that a B&S took place. The negative is due to the crap skills of the Thai Pat Butcher. He appears to have simply said that on departure he noticed a much fitter staff member. With the benefit of that info, then anyone reading his review can subsequently make their own inquiries and if they decide to visit then take the approach Stapler suggests, but he has not said it was a B&S so I struggling to find the relevance in this specific case of these "advisory" comments.   

The quest continues

[dog999]

Fuck me, 'handbags at dawn'!.

[Spurt]

The shower at the top of the rickty staircase in full view of all suggests a planning cock up ,or they were expected people with a penchant for public showering ,like a certain Harvey Weinstein.

Having visited, I think it flatters to decive and I would not return.

[Tommy1983]

Totally agree with you Stapler

I'm certain the last time i went here about a month ago I saw yumi, and she wasn't anything special, in fact chubby compared to her photos.....or have i got the wrong woman as well, sure looked like a chubbier round the belly Yumi from the photos to me!