Lady Dita - Bristol Tour

[Razor Boy]

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Venue: Nice hotel in the centre of Bristol near Cabot Circus Shops. Lots of car parks nearby

Dita was touring for a few days from her home patch in Cardiff. We had exchanged messages on UKE and via text before the meet. All comms were excellent

Meet: when Lady Dita opened the door I had a pretty good idea of her physical features due to her interactions on UKE
She has a lovely beaming smile with perfect lips only enhanced by the red lippy I asked for. Dita has dark hair and her love of burlesque shows in her make up and dress sense...
She is a really personable lady who puts you at ease straight away before pouncing on you in a fantastically sexy way.
Dita has recently lost quite a bit of weight but still has large boobs that are a good handful and would be, to my mind, not in the BBW category, she is smaller than that but quite obviously a BW !
She will tailor the meet to how you want it and I wanted more of a GFE than the domme that I understands she also offers... she can also be quite subbie too.
After some great DFK Dita proceeded to give a good blow job with plenty of variation and took all of my cock in her mouth ... which was blooming great!
As she continued sucking my cock I played with her pussy and clit, which has a pretty piercing through it that LD seemed to enjoy being played with. She does get very wet and I gave her a fingering as she sucked me deeply, until she came to a shuddering orgasm.
Quickly on with the Skyn and LD rode me in cow girl, we changed to mish and then doggie before I unloaded over her lovely tits.
Dita is no clock watcher and we had a little chat that went a bit over the allotted time. I found Dita to be is a very sexy and interesting person, just the right combination of filth and friendly for me.
I will be returning ! 

[mrdiamond77]

Nice review.  Glad you had a good time with her.   

[vw]

thanks for the review, seems to get about a bit, so on the radar, not my usual style but never stopped me before. 

[OMellors]

thanks for the review, seems to get about a bit, so on the radar, not my usual style but never stopped me before.

Strange VW, but you seem to take this review as bona fide, which I am sure it is, whilst you thought the review on the Welsh Site was as a result of a conspiracy

If I remember you thought it was not to be trusted

You seem to have modified your opinion have you not?


OM

[vw]

Strange VW, but you seem to take this review as bona fide, which I am sure it is, whilst you thought the review on the Welsh Site was as a result of a conspiracy

If I remember you thought it was not to be trusted

You seem to have modified your opinion have you not?


OM

Not at all, did dita post about OP discussing reviews?  No she posted about steelworker discussing reviews, which makes me not trust him. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=141666.msg1806174#msg1806174

[OMellors]

Not at all, did dita post about OP discussing reviews?  No she posted about steelworker discussing reviews, which makes me not trust him. 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=141666.msg1806174#msg1806174

Sorry VW but you implied that they were in cahoots

“Backtracking” I believe is your word of choice.  Isn’t that shay you said about L D?

I believe you said something about not to be trusted

Physician heal thyself

OM

[vw]

Sorry VW but you implied that they were in cahoots

“Backtracking” I believe is your word of choice.  Isn’t that shay you said about L D?

I believe you said something about not to be trusted

Physician heal thyself

OM

steelworker is not to be trusted discussing reviews with escorts, no back tracking here.

[OMellors]

steelworker is not to be trusted discussing reviews with escorts, no back tracking here.

Because he allegedly told L D he was going to write a review. He did not say if it were good bad or indifferent

Blustering VW, Blustering now your duel standards have been revealed, as no doubts will those on the other side of the Severn

I will leave it to others to judge your convoluted logic

No doubt L D will welcome you appropriately should you see fit to contact her

I look forward to that review. Hope it is one to be trusted

OM

[vw]

Because he allegedly told L D he was going to write a review. He did not say if it were good bad or indifferent

Blustering VW, Blustering now your duel standards have been revealed, as no doubts will those on the other side of the Severn

I will leave it to others to judge your convoluted logic

No doubt L D will welcome you appropriately should you see fit to contact her

I look forward to that review. Hope it is one to be trusted

OM

what duel standards?

Maybe quote them if you can? 

I think steel worker is not to be trusted discussing reviews with escorts.  simple as that.

do you tell them you are going to review?    Or discuss them?

[OMellors]

what duel standards?

Maybe quote them if you can? 

I think steel worker is not to be trusted discussing reviews with escorts.  simple as that.

do you tell them you are going to review?    Or discuss them?

Sorry VW

But I have been reading some of your other threads

I don’t have to white knight for SW or LD. Both can speak for themselves

I’ll let others judge for themselves whether you have been trolling or not

[vw]

Sorry VW

But I have been reading some of your other threads

I don’t have to white knight for SW or LD. Both can speak for themselves

I’ll let others judge for themselves whether you have been trolling or not

Well maybe report trolls, that would be the civic thing to do, and while you are at it report the touts and white knights. 


you forgot to answer this part

do you tell them you are going to review?    Or discuss them?

[OMellors]

Well maybe report trolls, that would be the civic thing to do, and while you are at it report the touts and white knights. 


you forgot to answer this part

Ignored not forgotten

What I may or may not do in some hypothetical circumstance is not the issue and neither can I answer a hypothetical hypothesis

You are trying to divert attention from your subversive and unnecessarily hurtful rhetoric which you have peddled mercilessly for ages across various areas, at the cost of other contributors, and girls for no reason than your personal gratification

OM

[vw]

Ignored not forgotten

What I may or may not do in some hypothetical circumstance is not the issue and neither can I answer a hypothetical hypothesis

You are trying to divert attention from your subversive and unnecessarily hurtful rhetoric which you have peddled mercilessly for ages across various areas, at the cost of other contributors, and girls for no reason than your personal gratification

OM

WTF are you on about?      Who is bending your ear?       

[OMellors]

WTF are you on about?      Who is bending your ear?   

That's what makes it all so sad - you don't understand.

But I am sure most contributors will understand and come to their own judgement

OM

[vw]

That's what makes it all so sad - you don't understand.

But I am sure most contributors will understand and come to their own judgement

OM

Well sure they will, and i highly recommend they look at your posts, you seem an obsessive stalker that talks in riddles, should i be worried?   

sure they will make their own judgment on it.   

[sigmund]

That's what makes it all so sad - you don't understand.

But I am sure most contributors will understand and come to their own judgement

OM

Yes we will.

My judgement is that you're a bit over invested in what VW has to say, you'd be better off reporting what he posts to admin and letting him decide if VW is a troll than trying to be the forum police. Better still just ignore him.

[Marmalade]

Sorry VW

But I have been reading some of your other threads

I don’t have to white knight for SW or LD. Both can speak for themselves

I’ll let others judge for themselves whether you have been trolling or not

As an “other” I had a quick look at your recent reviews. They have the air of someone who’s fallen in love and/or written for the benefit of the prossie’s ears. Take a fucking chill after you’ve dipped your knob and try to write factually about a PROSTITUTE instead of adorable companions with their their made-up names and hypnotic goddess radiance. They are pairs of cunt flaps who were paid to be nice to you for an hour, not some fucking gift of the Gods to be worshipped in front of non-believers.

[Lady-Dita]

As an “other” I had a quick look at your recent reviews. They have the air of someone who’s fallen in love and/or written for the benefit of the prossie’s ears. Take a fucking chill after you’ve dipped your knob and try to write factually about a PROSTITUTE instead of adorable companions with their their made-up names and hypnotic goddess radiance. They are pairs of cunt flaps who were paid to be nice to you for an hour, not some fucking gift of the Gods to be worshipped in front of non-believers.

Wow...aren’t you Prince Charming  Every girls dream xx Perhaps your opinion could have been put a little less offensively. You are entitled to your view, but whilst my cunt is amazing...I have a great personality and awesome tits that some do worship  And no...I’m not touting x

[Lady-Dita]

thanks for the review, seems to get about a bit, so on the radar, not my usual style but never stopped me before.

Aw thank you. Anytime hon. Come and see me anonymously whenever and wherever you like xxx You will find me most accommodating, very sweet, sexy and an amazing Fuck. Again...not touting, merely replying xx

[vw]

Wow...aren’t you Prince Charming  Every girls dream xx Perhaps your opinion could have been put a little less offensively.

Why?   

Anyway you have found your prince charming, in OM and steelworker, don't be greedy.   

[Lady-Dita]

Why?   

Anyway you have found your prince charming, in OM and steelworker, don't be greedy.   

I’m not looking for Prince Charming. Happily single for 3 years now. I’m definitely not greedy lol x

Why be less offensive? I think that’s self evident and therefore no explanation needed xxx

[Marmalade]

Wow...aren’t you Prince Charming  Every girls dream xx Perhaps your opinion could have been put a little less offensively. You are entitled to your view, but whilst my cunt is amazing...I have a great personality and awesome tits that some do worship  And no...I’m not touting x

It’s not my job to be charming to you and certainly not on here. I am polite and pretty “charming” during a punting session. I couldn’t give a fuck whether you think I or anyone on here is “charming” to prostitutes — which is what you are, not an amazing person. If you have a pleasant cunt and tits and a decent attitude then you are doing your job, one that you are paid handsomely for, so don’t come on here and moan. Try Saafe, UKE or not allowed: you’ll be very welcome. 

[Lady-Dita]

It’s not my job to be charming to you and certainly not on here. I am polite and pretty “charming” during a punting session. I couldn’t give a fuck whether you think I or anyone on here is “charming” to prostitutes — which is what you are, not an amazing person. If you have a pleasant cunt and tits and a decent attitude then you are doing your job, one that you are paid handsomely for, so don’t come on here and moan. Try Saafe, UKE or not allowed: you’ll be very welcome. 

Ha ha not moaning...more highlighting that perhaps you might want to be less offensive. As you don’t, that’s fine. Good to know you are lovely as a client. Yes I am great at my job and yes, I’m paid for it. Pleased we cleared things up 

[Marmalade]

When don’t prostitutes with good reviews just learn to shut the fuck up??

This is not a chat site to exchange niceties with service providers. It’s only by keeping them at arm’s length that people are free to give honest reports. So ffs prossies, if you want to send TLC and xxx’s go on UKE. Otherwise, just feel pleased you were appreciated for your work. We are commenting on YOU: not the other way round. Why risk digging a grave by coming on here and arguing with the purchasers?? Silly woman.

[Lady-Dita]

When don’t prostitutes with good reviews just learn to shut the fuck up??

This is not a chat site to exchange niceties with service providers. It’s only by keeping them at arm’s length that people are free to give honest reports. So ffs prossies, if you want to send TLC and xxx’s go on UKE. Otherwise, just feel pleased you were appreciated for your work. We are commenting on YOU: not the other way round. Why risk digging a grave by coming on here and arguing with the purchasers?? Silly woman.

I’m not arguing. Thank you for the advice though. It has been heeded xx

[vw]

As an “other” I had a quick look at your recent reviews. They have the air of someone who’s fallen in love and/or written for the benefit of the prossie’s ears.

Just had a read, whats a fluffy twat. 

I took with me a bottle of champagne and 2 bouquets of roses - on for each of them.

Thanks Girls

O