I visited Alina’s Massage based in Chingford... link to her website is is shown here:
External Link/Members OnlyI've read many reviews about Alina's massages and the majority of them have all been positive. But I wanted to find out for myself whether the experience will be the same or if there is something different about her massages that has not been reviewed in detail. So let's begin the long detailed review…
CommunicationsI booked an appointment for 01/11/2017 via text message, two days in advanced, requesting for a 1hr B2B massage. Within the text I confirmed that this would be my first time visiting her and wanted to know if touching her legs and bum will be ok during the massage. She replied back confirming this would be OK. On the actual day of the appointment I had arrived 15 minutes early and let her know by text message that I had arrived. Alina responded back quite quickly and confirmed to me that she will let me know when she will be ready for me to visit. I had to wait until the actual appointment time when Alina confirmed that I can now visit and texted me her door number. This may suggest that arriving early does not give you an earlier appointment but at least it does show that Alina keeps to the agreed appointment time.
LocationNow where Alina is located, Sewardstone Gardens, is a narrow road. The road itself has one side with trees and the other a steep slope of grass which does have several concrete steps built into the grass slope for you to reach the property which is a terraced house. As a note with parked cars on the road this will only allow one vehicle to drive in either direction as to give space to another vehicle will require you to drive on the side of the road which has the trees.
If you are driving a vehicle you would have to be careful not to park on the driver's side of the vehicle facing the high slope of grass. Reason being is that your door will not fully open as it will hit the steep slope of grass. Sounds like common sense but mistakes can happen so be mindful of this. So make sure you park your vehicle close to the kerb on the passenger side which will allow you easy access out of your vehicle.
Looks of AlinaAs I arrived Alina opened the door and I walked into the main hall way. Alina was wearing black leggings and a tight blue T-Shirt showing the size of her breast which I must say looked large and perfectly shaped i.e firmly shaped breast. Her breast looked like they were 34 D in size and definitely not 36. Her body is quite curvy i.e. slim arms, small waistline, voluptuous arse and her legs not chunky and definitely not fat but the right size for a curvy woman. Even though she greeted me with no shoes on Alina was close to being 5Ft 9” as I’m 5ft 10” and standing in front of her we were pretty much close to being the same height. So she is fairly tall for a woman.
As mentioned previously Alina is a curvy woman and has a nice shaped bum showing through her leggings. Her bum reminds me of the pornstar Valerie Kay as shown here:
External Link/Members Only And as a visual her legs appear similar as well...
External Link/Members Only. I do like women who are of this size so for me Alina ticks those boxes. With regards to her looks the photo on her website actually looks different because it is an older photograph. Up close and personal Alina does have a pretty face and has faint brown freckles which on her photograph does not show this clearly but it is the same person. When she smiled I could recognise that the resemblance of the photo was definitely the same.
Alina introduced herself to me with a hand shake and I did the same. She has an accent but speaks good enough English for you to understand. Alina asked me to take off my shoes and place them on the shoe rack which is actually a nicely made bench with a rail underneath to place your shoes. I noticed that there was no other shoes placed on the rail to which I assumed we were alone.
Massage ServiceI was led into a room which was nice and warm. The room was fairly large in size and had a two seater sofa, massage table and one large window. Alina walked over to the window and closed the curtains slightly. Alina confirmed to me what the massage will be, i.e. 1hr B2B, and asked if I can pay her first before we started. For 1 hr B2B costs £100. I handed over the money and she mentioned to me to get undressed and lay face down on the table. She asked me to place all clothes on the sofa and that she will leave me to get undressed and will be back in a few minutes. Alina is pretty regimented in how she speaks to you as part of her service. I have no issues with that. So I got undressed and I laid on the massage table. The massage table had a white sheet cover on it and music was played in the background using her smartphone, docking station with a couple of speakers. Alina walked into the room naked and closed the curtains fully. She started stroking my legs and asked if I have any known problems with my body that she needs to be aware of to which I confirmed there was none. Whilst stroking my legs she mentioned how smooth they were.
Just for your information I had both of my legs waxed 2 weeks ago from Danielle (
External Link/Members Only) and this was a first time experience and does make a difference when getting a B2B as your skin will be more sensitive. Have to visit her again soon. Anyway.... let's continue....Alina mentioned in my ear if I wanted a prostate massage. I said OK and she replied "Do I know what it is?" and I said "Yes" to which she replied "It is free with the massage and you do not have to pay extra for it". OK... go for it!
Hidden Image/Members OnlyNow this is my first time doing a prostate massage and maybe I should have mentioned this to Alina. However, I already confirmed that I'm happy for her to stick her finger in my arse so this may suggest that I’ve experienced a prostate massage before which is not the case. So the oil starts pouring onto my skin whilst she rubs her finger on my arsehole. She decided to put on a rubber glove. Alina mentioned to me "When I give you the prostate massage if you feel uncomfortable tell me to stop." What would of been useful is for Alina to explain why any discomfort might occur from her finger. Or to ask me if this was my first time. Anyway she starts to insert a finger in my arse but Alina has firm hands and her insertion did not try to ease her finger into my arse slowly or gently nor was her approach to giving me a prostate massage considered if her method was the right one to use such as use a warm up method first before you go diving into a sensitive arse. As soon as she got one finger nail into my arse she pushed fairly hard and my reaction to her gave her the sign that it was no longer an enjoyable moment for the both of the us. I did not tell her to stop but made a groan from my mouth of pain rather than pleasure. Rather than Alina change her technique she decided to stop and took off the glove. So for my first time this was not a great experience of prostate massage but if Alina is experienced in performing this I cannot understand why without talking to me her decision was made to stop rather than try to make the experience more enjoyable. Could be many reasons why she decided to stop but clearly no communication came from her considering that she is performing the massage.
Maybe it would of been better if Alina had inserted her finger in gently and more slowly so that my arse can adjust to this new feeling. My arse is a muscle at the end of the day but more importantly I did not communicate to Alina that this was my first experience. This could have helped the situation as she was not aware. Can't fault her for trying as she is aware of the feeling prostate massage can provide and was willing to offer this at no extra cost. Based on my negative reaction to the prostate massage Alina continued massaging me as normal…..No questions asked. Legs and arms were massaged but my back got plenty more attention. During her massage she was constantly providing credit card swipes which were nice but just a little too firm for my liking. Alina used her bum a lot to massage my back which felt fantastic. Her nicely shaped breast is actually fake as you feel the firmness of the breast when they rub against your body. Now I know why they are perfectly shaped. She asked me to turn over and she started working on my chest and legs. I got plenty of attention with her rubbing my cock but again her grip was too hard for me.
After 40 mins or so into the massage I was not even erected so she could see that any previous touches of my cock did not make me aroused. I noticed that Alina does not encourage you to touch her even though she confirmed before the appointment that touching her legs and her bum is allowed. I started to touch her bum and her legs as she started to give me a hand job. I started rubbing my hand on her nicely shaped arse. Alina smiled at me to acknowledge she was ok with me touching her. I decided to take the rubbing to the next level by placing my hand close to her vagina by brushing the back of hand against it whilst rubbing the inside of her leg. She did not say anything and did not make any sudden movements to indicate that she is not comfortable with this. So I continued rubbing her legs and then touched her vagina directly with my hands. I had no intention of inserting any fingers as I just wanted to play with the lips of her vagina to get turned on. By me touching her vagina she changed her feet position to extend her arse out which meant my hand had difficulty reaching her vagina. This was a sign that Alina, although not telling me she does not want to be touched there, indirectly showed me that she is not comfortable with me touching her vagina.
She continued rubbing my cock fairly hard but I was not aroused by any of her hand techniques. I believe her intention was for me to orgasm but with those firm strokes…..Not possible. Unfortunately, she only had ‘Plan A’ to work with i.e. rub your cock like she is shaking dice in her hand. Rather than change her hand technique to find those arousal spots on my cock or better still to question how I would like my cock to be rubbed so that I get erected she had no other technique to use. She decided to take my hands and rub it on her breast hoping that this might change anything. But this did not do anything further to excite me. In the end I did not cum, no thundering orgasm which was disappointing.
Alina asked me if I was ok and if I have any problems down there and I told her no..... considering Danielle released a lot of sperm from my cock after she waxed my legs two weeks ago actually proves that not all hand jobs are that good. So the real question is…Is there anything wrong with Alina’s hand techniques? Probably, as I did not get excited from her and although she made the effort it was probably the lack of communication between both of us by her not knowing how I like my cock to be rubbed and by me not telling her. That I believe was the main problem. Alina tried taking my own hands to play with my cock to which was a pointless exercise as I left my home hoping for her to do this for £100. Rubbing my own cock is FREE. That being her last option decided to confirm that I may have something wrong with me as my body felt a bit stiff during the massage according to her. So she offered me a shower and that was the end of the massage.
VerdictSo has this experience met all expectations….Unfortunately no. The verdict is a neutral because there were some positives that I did like and also some negatives. The neutral verdict for me is that I needed to communicate more and I did not. Read the rest of the review to find out more.
Positives: The massage itself was ok and Alina used her beautiful body quite well during the massage. Plenty of credit card swipes during the massage. Her breast was also used to massage my cock and my bum. In addition, the use of her bum sliding up and down my back was quite pleasing. What was a bonus during the massage was that she allowed me to touch her vagina, bum and breast but she indirectly does not want her vagina touched continuously or to lead this onto anything else. This may only apply to me so do not take this as a general behaviour Alina has.
Negatives: In my opinion the body massage compared to others I’ve had did not feel relaxing and enjoyable. The techniques used on some parts of my body was rushed such as on my hamstring area. Alina concentrated a lot on just performing the massage and did not realise that her hand strokes on either side of the body was not always identical. Also there was no interaction with you by questioning if any movements she is performing feels good to you. The massage is not tailored to you so the percentage of time spent on parts of your body that you may prefer is left to Alina to make the judgement. For example, leaving only 10 mins of the massage to your cock to get excited and hopefully orgasm may not apply to all men especially me. Who agreed that the massaging of the cock should only be 10 mins?
Accountability: Most of the massage time was spent on my back considering that I confirmed to Alina that I did not have any pain in my body. So why spend more time on my back instead of spreading the time equally amongst the rest of my body parts? I know this was not discussed when I booked the appointment so I’m partly to blame for not receiving adequate time on all body parts. This could suggest a communication breakdown between Alina and myself and we both have expectations of what we want. Had my expectations been discussed in more detail then I would know clearly how satisfied I will be.
Alina is not a mind reader so if my cock is not getting hard by your hands then she is not fully aware of what hand techniques will cause my cock to be aroused. This links to the communication breakdown again mentioned earlier. Hand jobs are not specifically advertised by Alina on her website but she does perform this on you without any questions as though it is expected from her regardless of the massage service she offers.
Would I go Back: If Alina is experienced in giving prostate massage to her clients then I’m surprised why she did not make the experience more better for me. Although it is a service she is wiling to offer I feel that in my interest she should have tried to make the experience feel better at a price of £100. Would I go back to see Alina? Yes I would because if the communication can be improved then maybe the experience can be also.
I did enjoy her company as she is quite friendly and no where near rude. She even offered me a sweet at the end of the session and remained naked until I left her premises. What this has taught me is that so long as she is willing to try certain techniques on me e.g. Prostate, then we should both improve our communication to confirm how we both enjoy the massage as well. And who knows the next review with Alina may be better.
