BLONDIE00 - Heathrow

[MrTucker]

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Hi, this is my first punt and first review so apologies if it's not up to the usual standard.

I met blondie00 last week for an 'incall' at her usual hotel near Heathrow. £120 for an hour. She seems to like most things except anal or cim, but I was just looking for something quite vanilla.
Arranged the appointment through adultwork email and she was pretty quick to respond.
She says she's 55 on profile which seems quite accurate, I'm sure she's not everyone's cup of tea, but exactly what I was looking for. She's an attractive older woman, curvy not slim and her underwear was holding in. Large natural breasts that were a pleasure to play with.
Being my first punt I was very nervous but she really put me at ease.
She was into French kissing, lots of this, liked having a few fingers up her pussy, this got her very wet, she is most definitely a squirter, she really drenched the bed.
Had some 69 and she tasted really nice, and she knew how to work her mouth around my cock, also got her tongue working my arsehole which was amazing.
Fucking we did her on top and missionary, then more oral and kissing.
She showed me her toy collection that we could have played with, lots of BDSM type gear, but as I said I was just after vanilla sex
Would I see her again, yes I think I would, really enjoyed my time with her.

[James999]

Reads like an advert for the fat old minger 

[MrTucker]

Like I said, not everyone cup of tea, but no need to be rude about her like that is there?
Sorry if my review wasn't up to scratch.

[James999]

It's not a view it's facts, she's Old, Fat and a minger, seriously there's no need to pay to shag old women like that, they will willingly give it away for a bag of crisps and half a lager, or in her case she's probably pay for the crisps and drinks 

[Mightier Than]

first review

Thanks for the review.  It tells me what I need to know, and much more helpful than comments from people who never post reviews

[finn5555]

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Hi, this is my first punt and first review so apologies if it's not up to the usual standard.

I met blondie00 last week for an 'incall' at her usual hotel near Heathrow. £120 for an hour. She seems to like most things except anal or cim, but I was just looking for something quite vanilla.
Arranged the appointment through adultwork email and she was pretty quick to respond.
She says she's 55 on profile which seems quite accurate, I'm sure she's not everyone's cup of tea, but exactly what I was looking for. She's an attractive older woman, curvy not slim and her underwear was holding in. Large natural breasts that were a pleasure to play with.
Being my first punt I was very nervous but she really put me at ease.
She was into French kissing, lots of this, liked having a few fingers up her pussy, this got her very wet, she is most definitely a squirter, she really drenched the bed.
Had some 69 and she tasted really nice, and she knew how to work her mouth around my cock, also got her tongue working my arsehole which was amazing.
Fucking we did her on top and missionary, then more oral and kissing.
She showed me her toy collection that we could have played with, lots of BDSM type gear, but as I said I was just after vanilla sex
Would I see her again, yes I think I would, really enjoyed my time with her.

She claims she never met you 

[sloopjohnb]

She claims she never met you 

I think she's referring to James.

[finn5555]

I think she's referring to James.

Ah ok I don’t think James fucks ancient mingers 

[James999]

It's not a view it's facts, she's Old, Fat and a minger, seriously there's no need to pay to shag old women like that, they will willingly give it away for a bag of crisps and half a lager, or in her case she's probably pay for the crisps and drinks 

According to her reports she has been getting similar comments via text, if true that means I am not alone in my view 

[James999]

She claims she never met you 

She's quickly turning her positive review into a Negative  

[Matrix]

It's not a view it's facts, she's Old, Fat and a minger, seriously there's no need to pay to shag old women like that, they will willingly give it away for a 6 pack of crisps and half a lager, or in her case she's probably pay for the crisps and drinks 

Overnight is a deep fried mars bar and a pickled egg.

[dynatron]

useful review thats what this sites all about -dont be put off by negative people like james

[Horizontal pleasures]

Thanks for the review.  It tells me what I need to know, and much more helpful than comments from people who never post reviews

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[thekman100]

Thanks for the review.  It tells me what I need to know, and much more helpful than comments from people who never post reviews

+1

[scutty brown]

this review sounds like bollox

its his first punt, yet he knows which is the girls "usual hotel".

Doesn't add up. This is an advertorial piece, not an honest review

[dynatron]

she could have simply told him ITS HER USUAL HOTEL

[James999]

she could have simply told him ITS HER USUAL HOTEL

Why have you appointed yourself as the pro$$ie spokeperson 

I notice you joined in July this year, were you previously a member here 

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[Mightier Than]

she could have simply told him ITS HER USUAL HOTEL

A perfectly logical comment from someone who writes a review

[scutty brown]

Her other review looks very much like it was written by the same person. Funny how both punters, in very short reports, make a point that she was so wet that she must have been spurting.......I don't believe in coincidence

[glamourtog]

Her other review looks very much like it was written by the same person. Funny how both punters, in very short reports, make a point that she was so wet that she must have been spurting.......I don't believe in coincidence

Her other review was written by me.....?  So unless you think I feel the need to have two profiles and am indeed her too then you're definitely wrong.  I'm pretty sure this review isn't an advert.

[scutty brown]

Her other review was written by me.....?  So unless you think I feel the need to have two profiles and am indeed her too then you're definitely wrong.  I'm pretty sure this review isn't an advert.

In that case there's two  of you writing in  a similar style of bollox

[glamourtog]

In that case there's two  of you writing in  a similar style of bollox

And what's bollocks about my report? If you don't like it don't read it. You wonder why people are reluctant to post on here? Keyboard warriors like you and that 999 prick trying to make them feel stupid. Have a word.

[James999]

You wonder why people are reluctant to post on here?

Did he touch a nerve 

As for reluctant to post on here, it's the largest and by far the most active forum there is, so that's bollocks, perhaps bullshitters / fakes / spammers / pimps / touts may be reluctant to post on here for fear of being called out, that's a good thing 

[James999]

And what's bollocks about my report?

It basically says she's an unattractive old woman who pissed on your bed 

And you're acting as her spokesman, if she wants to state things on here she should do so, she's a member after all 

[DUNDA55]

I don’t mind a rough trotter every now again, but she takes the biscuit!

[MrTucker]

she could have simply told him ITS HER USUAL HOTEL

Errr yes, at least someone has the intelligence to work that one out.

[linkburn]

Did he touch a nerve 

As for reluctant to post on here, it's the largest and by far the most active forum there is, so that's bollocks, perhaps bullshitters / fakes / spammers / pimps / touts may be reluctant to post on here for fear of being called out, that's a good thing 

Hey James, why are you reluctant to write reviews? You shit on every 1st time post on here but have never written a review. Are you scared of being called out?