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Author Topic: mum in need of fun of Chalcot Berks (Theale actually)  (Read 3499 times)


1 review(s) for mum in need of fun (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by nigel4498]

Offline Horizontal pleasures

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

This ranks for me as one of the best. I had some time to spare and found her on line at AW on a proximity search. I messaged her. She asked me to text her and gave her number. I texted, she responded and next day off I went. She is located very close to Junction 12 on the M4 near Reading. I was early and about to call into Motorway services to stop and read the paper when she texted me that she was home and ready. I could not text at 70mph but I could to an automatic speaker call and pressed the button and told her 5 minutes. That was telepathic as well as telephonic. Easy to find, called on arrival and I was guided into her modern small home, clean, well appointed, except for a small noisy dog.

Went upstairs only to find that the toilet was downstairs so she took me down again to keep the dog off me while I took a pee. All clean and tidy no problems. I paid her with the notes tucked into the back of a bar of dark chocolate which she loved, approving kiss to break the ice.

So for the main event. She is nicely voluptuous, about a size 14 but breasts 16, whoppers, not too floppy. She does have a little tummy but mitigated by an unusual flowery tattoo over the centre – not the usual ugly scrawl but bold bright colours. Short hair and a great smile. We undressed which did not take her very long, she was wearing some sweet nothings. I asked her to get off the bed as I like a first greeting vertically which gets me going and if it goes well. Gets her going. Snogg, snog, finger finger, I turned her round and undid her bra and clasped her boobs from behind and mister happy nuzzled her large rear cheeks. I laid her down and entered her in mish, my erection was like a teenager, immediate and randy.

I stopped in order to have some more fun, we kissed some more and then I went down on her, delicious and very responsive. She went down on me only briefly and then sat on me, cowgirl. Her tummy resting on mine was a great feeling and I enjoyed the views. Delicious. I could suck her nipples at the same time, very responsive. More cuddles and snogs and then mish, finally doggy and a whoop of delight from her when she orgasmed and old me so just before I came. The rear view was wonderful.

It was just the sort of good clean dirty fun she stated on her profile.

Cleaned up, cuddled, conversed, and on my way. Only £60 terrific value. I did not look at my watch.
 
« Last Edit: October 27, 2017, 01:21:20 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

Online hamchang

50 year old tubby barebacker?


No thanks.  :vomit:

Offline Belgarion

50 year old tubby barebacker?


No thanks.  :vomit:

Are you new to the site?

Offline nigel4498

Are you new to the site?

He obviously is as he doesn't know HP's likes.  :lol:

Online hamchang

He obviously is as he doesn't know HP's likes.  :lol:

Correct. I suppose though if you are going to bareback a prossie you might as well do a granny one. At least then you will be sure if it is another mans jizz dripping out or just some seepage from her deteriorating organs.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Correct. I suppose though if you are going to bareback a prossie you might as well do a granny one. At least then you will be sure if it is another mans jizz dripping out or just some seepage from her deteriorating organs.
she is not yet a granny, a very vital lively randy lady of 49, youthful enough for me at a randy 75 - and I act younger than my calendar years. I had a great time and sour age grapes bounce off me. I was her first man of the day.

Online hamchang

  sour age grapes bounce off me. 


that would be her hemorrhoids.


To be fair though, 75.... I'd be bare backing as well.  :drinks:

James999

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I was her first man of the day.

Probably of the month, fat old skanks tend not to be in great demand in the pro$$ie world  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Probably of the month, fat old skanks tend not to be in great demand in the pro$$ie world  :vomit:

Actually, she is a delightful person and the reviews on AW (of the gents who actually met her), for all that you might distrust them, are accurate in that my experience was similar. She was a pleasure to be with socially and in bed. No vomiting emojis needed please.

Offline linkburn

Probably of the month, fat old skanks tend not to be in great demand in the pro$$ie world  :vomit:

Classy!

Offline MrMatrix

Pleased you had a good time HP. Always good to read your reviews.  :hi:


James999

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she was middle classy

There's nothing classy about a fat old woman selling herself for bareback sex  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Longinthetooth

Chubby Barebacker wasn’t he a 60’s soul singer :yahoo:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

There's nothing classy about a fat old woman selling herself for bareback sex  :vomit: :vomit:
Our tastes differ. She did not strike me as old, and plump or voluptuous yes but not fat.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Chubby Barebacker wasn’t he a 60’s soul singer :yahoo:
Chubby Checker maybe?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Pleased you had a good time HP. Always good to read your reviews.  :hi:
+1, thanks, I like your reviews, esp that Cardiff lady.

Offline Horizontal pleasures


Probably of the month, fat old skanks tend not to be in great demand in the pro$$ie world  :vomit:
maybe you think so but she has 20 mostly positive short reviews so I am not the only one to have fun with her. I look forward to reading a fun review of yours one day soon.

Offline MrMatrix

maybe you think so but she has 20 mostly positive short reviews so I am not the only one to have fun with her. I look forward to reading a fun review of yours one day soon.
Could be a long wait then.. :D


Offline Horizontal pleasures

good review HP
thanks Dynatron. We look forward to reading some of yours,
HP

James999

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thanks Dynatron. We look forward to reading some of yours,

What are you hoping, that he also like dirty old bareback skanks  :vomit:


Offline Horizontal pleasures

What are you hoping, that he also like dirty old bareback skanks  :vomit:
nope, I have an open mind. What I am hoping is that you write a review or three soon.

James999

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nope, I have an open mind.

Shagging munters bareback is more indicative of a sick mind than an open mind  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Shagging munters bareback is more indicative of a sick mind than an open mind  :vomit:
well they have open legs.....
So if you are not writing reviews maybe tell us why not?

James999

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well they have open legs.....

The fact they don't care should raise concerns with any sane person, if a prostitute doesn't use protection, why?

Already infected so doesn't care  :unknown:

Forced  :unknown:

Addict  :unknown:

Mentally unstable  :unknown:

Or a combination of the above  :vomit:

DUNDA55

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Whatever floats your boat.

This forum isn’t about what’s acceptable, but what is generally, not.

James999

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This forum isn’t about what’s acceptable, but what is generally, not.

What a load of bollocks, you've not even been here a month no wonder you're so clueless  :music:

Offline thekman100

Well this review is getting way off track.

For my 2 pence worth. I thank anyone for a good review. This was a good review. So thank you OP.  :thumbsup:

BB is not something I search for or seek out but this site is for Punting. This includes all sorts of activities. We all have our fetishes we want to seek out. I know I do!!

So James, less bashing of the OP please and the WG. We want to encourage reviews on here, not put people off if they haven't gone for something Vanilla!

ps. 75 and still giving it some....good for you!!!!!  :drinks
pps. James - 12k+ posts and not one review. Unbelievable.

Offline MrMatrix

+1, thanks, I like your reviews, esp that Cardiff lady.
Thanks HP. I've seen Rachel several times since then. She still makes my legs go wobbly. I keep the mission impossible format to my Welsh punting. I had a cracking one on Sienna (shes no longer escorts) from a second visit to her- never got to post it.  :hi:

Offline linkburn

The fact they don't care should raise concerns with any sane person, if a prostitute doesn't use protection, why?

Already infected so doesn't care  :unknown:

Forced  :unknown:

Addict  :unknown:

Mentally unstable  :unknown:

Or a combination of the above  :vomit:

The profile makes it clear its a side job hence no evening/weekends. This doesnt quite fit your abuse model of being drugged by a pimp.


Offline Zimbaman

The profile makes it clear its a side job hence no evening/weekends. This doesnt quite fit your abuse model of being drugged by a pimp.

So that leaves already infected... doesn't care. This is what most right thinking people would assume. Why else would she willingly take the risk?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Well this review is getting way off track.

For my 2 pence worth. I thank anyone for a good review. This was a good review. So thank you OP.  :thumbsup:

BB is not something I search for or seek out but this site is for Punting. This includes all sorts of activities. We all have our fetishes we want to seek out. I know I do!!

So James, less bashing of the OP please and the WG. We want to encourage reviews on here, not put people off if they haven't gone for something Vanilla!

ps. 75 and still giving it some....good for you!!!!!  :drinks
pps. James - 12k+ posts and not one review. Unbelievable.
+1
thanks

Offline dynatron

Pherhaps he would find it difficult to write more than one line at a time and even more difficult not to insult,offend or slag anyone off which to be fair is all he does in every comment it seems