Author Topic: London Escort Agencies - Recommendations and ones we'd like to see  (Read 744186 times)

Offline king tarzan

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I'll stick to the beer thanks..... seen better teeth on bare knuckle fighters 😆 🤣

£600...... piss off

I'm a real big fan of bareknuckle boxing!!

Top dog!!
Valor bareknuckle boxing
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Offline Sperminator22

Recommend her? I’m planning my weekend punt and can’t make my mind up! Saw svetlana last weekend  (need to review!)

It’s between these at the moment

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Koa is good, but not unforgettable.
She also changed her rate several times in the past few month's , from 300 to 500, down to 300, up to 600 and back again to 300. I would personally not return

Offline yesbby

Booked tomorrow Nara from Diva…do you guys have any intel?
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looks gorgeous.. did you see her?

I wonder if she has an AW or kommons

Offline yesbby

Bacardi - Diva - is

Aghata, who I gave a negative review of for £200, thru AW or Kommons

now £300

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=328612.0

Diva seem to be upping the intake of Brazilians since Ukraine

Offline The Night King

I took the plunge with Lucy Li

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Unlike WXL I wrote a review :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=342958.0

Shocking service but je ne regrette rien  ;)



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Offline Thegamesjj1982

looks gorgeous.. did you see her?

I wonder if she has an AW or kommons
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=342983.0

If she feels well it can be a very decent punt

Offline coolguy12

looks gorgeous.. did you see her?

I wonder if she has an AW or kommons
Very bad service. Mannish face, made me concerned that she’s not fully a she (rest assured, she is but her face he excessively strong features. Awful service actually.

Offline Thegamesjj1982

Very bad service. Mannish face, made me concerned that she’s not fully a she (rest assured, she is but her face he excessively strong features. Awful service actually.
Agree on the face…really strong features but the rest is super she…boobs are really nice. Service with me was actually more than decent…issue was her fricking flu

Offline coolguy12

Agree on the face…really strong features but the rest is super she…boobs are really nice. Service with me was actually more than decent…issue was her fricking flu
Just posted a review, she was terrible with/to me. I realize it’s a YMMV business.

Offline pantywetter

I walked from “Absolute” at Diva after 10 minutes with refund.  Very inexperienced and coldest personality I’ve ever seen.

Some tidy looking girls like Mallory and Bacardi on the site but suspect they will be a let down.

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Looks absolutely gorgeous
Confirmed with agency
NO DFK 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Spotted a new one on diva External Link/Members Only

Looks pretty good, DFK on the list, but will not be testing in a while. Took a break from punting to save some costs, but damn I’m gonna be broke in this hobby.
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Looks absolutely gorgeous
Confirmed with agency
NO DFK 😭😭😭😭😭😭

No OWO either

Offline pantywetter

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Looks absolutely gorgeous
Confirmed with agency
NO DFK 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Respect to the girl for being truthful up front.  That’s all we can ask.

Offline pantywetter

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Looks pretty good, DFK on the list, but will not be testing in a while. Took a break from punting to save some costs, but damn I’m gonna be broke in this hobby.

Agree she looks smoking hot, but I think too good to be true.

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Respect to the girl for being truthful up front.  That’s all we can ask.

It was mistake..
It's owo she doesn't provide
Got plenty of face eating dfk!!👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🙌😋🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Will review
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Anyone tried? Looks incredible...

Price was 300p/h and now 400p/h?! At this rate it will be 600p/h by the end of the week....

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Anyone tried? Looks incredible...

Price was 300p/h and now 400p/h?! At this rate it will be 600p/h by the end of the week....

She’s on UKGG aswell

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Anyone tried? Looks incredible...

Price was 300p/h and now 400p/h?! At this rate it will be 600p/h by the end of the week....

Yeah I agree, she was unavailable for the next few days almost immediately when I checked, so I can see another price hike in a few days  :(

Offline Alexmck

Facially average.. no way with £400 an hour

Oral with kills it for me

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New pics and she’s now gone up to £600 an hour  :scare:

I’ve seen her twice and really enjoyed both visits, but she’s now double the price I paid. Must have been expensive photos 🤣

Nice  girl though

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New pics and she’s now gone up to £600 an hour  :scare:

I’ve seen her twice and really enjoyed both visits, but she’s now double the price I paid. Must have been expensive photos 🤣

Nice  girl though

A gorgeous woman.. had splendid time with her..
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I think it's a man


TPU🐅





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Looks delicious 😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅

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Looks delicious 😋😋😋😋😋😋👅👅👅👅👅


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I think it's a man


FFS  :dash: get your eyes tested.
Your paranoia is ridiculous.
She does not look like a man, unless of course you've seen a picture of her with The Racing Post under arm when she went for a dump?

Offline a4s4f4

Lassy now listed at £400.

Saw her for £200, wasn't even worth £20.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=320397.0

Won't be a dusty phone it will be a brick of mold phone
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Offline Malvolio

That's a hell of a name to give to a WG - wonder if it was inspired by Kim Cattrall in Porky's?

Offline wxl

Somebody rescue me from the suspense: is she? Isn’t he? 

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Anyone tried this French girl from UK GG?

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Found the same girl on another agency website where she is described as "Italian".

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WTF?

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Somebody rescue me from the suspense: is she? Isn’t he? 

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I would say "she". The weird hat picture I would say proves it.

According to the review on her page you've only 1 month to see her.

Offline a203203

Found the same girl on another agency website where she is described as "Italian".

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WTF?

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funnily enough another french girl has just popped up on diva? External Link/Members Only

At least the profile/pictures are different. Might book this one instead :P

Offline pantywetter

I saw Chanel this week.  Solid green, a bit light on GFE (LFK not DFK) and not quite as smoking hot as the pictures, but she’s good.  I will return. 

A few other bits of intel for the thread.

Bacardi - Diva said she had bad reviews so cancelled
Nonna - Diva recommending her

Will write a review on Chanel when I get a chance
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Bacardi - Diva said she had bad reviews so cancelled

Her reviews on her page are not good to understate dramatically. For £300/hour, 1 pop and in a hurry to get rid you once she's overcharged on extras! Wow. Will be giving her a wide swerve.

Offline The Night King

Just like the London scene itself this thread has been dying a slow and painful death recently.... :cry:

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...it looks like Rom Queen Melty is back this week : External Link/Members Only ....her BFF Pantera is back too :wacko:

New photos look a bit dodge and I recall her saying she wanted to get a boob job the last time I saw her a couple of years back so who knows  :unknown:

I hope she's not back in that awful flat where she was staying in Paddington last time.

I've got this fellas :hi:
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Offline Moneyd

Just like the London scene itself this thread has been dying a slow and painful death recently.... :cry:

BUT

...it looks like Rom Queen Melty is back this week : External Link/Members Only ....her BFF Pantera is back too :wacko:

New photos look a bit dodge and I recall her saying she wanted to get a boob job the last time I saw her a couple of years back so who knows  :unknown:

I hope she's not back in that awful flat where she was staying in Paddington last time.

I've got this fellas :hi:

The boob job worries me but it’s good she’s back

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Just like the London scene itself this thread has been dying a slow and painful death recently.... :cry:

I suppose we could copy the other thread and just post endless links to girls we won't see  :unknown:

Offline Momodan38

I suppose we could copy the other thread and just post endless links to girls we won't see  :unknown:

Awww, is it your time of the month again?

To use your one of your favourite phrases here - “as I’ve stated before” -

A lot of the girls listed do get checked and reviewed eventually 👍

Offline massagepuntingfan

I suppose we could copy the other thread and just post endless links to girls we won't see  :unknown:

Seems to me they spend as much time talking about cartoons as they do whores.

Offline Momodan38

Seems to me they spend as much time talking about cartoons as they do whores.

I knew your periods would be synced 😂

Who’s next, your dear leader Bonapati?

Btw, it’s anime and not cartoons 🤣

For the better part the year you’ve been fixated on being passive aggressive with another member rather than the discussion of hookers.

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Btw, it’s anime and not cartoons 🤣
Sounds like the same kind of difference as between massage and nuru.

Offline Momodan38

Sounds like the same kind of difference as between massage and nuru.
One is a sexier version of the other…

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Offline massagepuntingfan

I knew your periods would be synced 😂

Who’s next, your dear leader Bonapati?

Btw, it’s anime and not cartoons 🤣

For the better part the year you’ve been fixated on being passive aggressive with another member rather than the discussion of hookers.

You really are a think skinned and resentful member aren't you. Pot kettle comes to mind, leaping to the defence of your master and 'bros' at the slightest comment. I care not for you play school bullies who have made the London threads so hostile. Children watching cartoons.

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You really are a think skinned and resentful member aren't you. Pot kettle comes to mind, leaping to the defence of your master and 'bros' at the slightest comment. I care not for you play school bullies who have made the London threads so hostile. Children watching cartoons.
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Listen you weirdo, I’ve no issues with you. In fact you even posted a message here clarifying you don’t have an issue with me either? But with the cartoon dig and showing support for your fellow sister of the covenant you clearly have an issue with me now. Nothings changed since you posted that message, so I’m unsure what got your knickers in a twist within that time.

You want to do all the piss taking and cry bully once someone claps back???

Are you now gonna follow me around and post passive aggressive messages about me for the next 6 months??? More messages than actual hookers???

My advice, focus on punting rather than what other members are doing. If your not capable of that then log off and take a break, being a bitch in a punters forum is not good for the brain 👍
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Listen you weirdo, I’ve no issues with you. In fact you even posted a message here clarifying you don’t have an issue with me either? But with the cartoon dig and showing support for your fellow sister of the covenant you clearly have an issue with me now. Nothings changed since you posted that message, so I’m unsure what got your knickers in a twist within that time.

You want to do all the piss taking and cry bully once someone claps back???

Are you now gonna follow me around and post passive aggressive messages about me for the next 6 months??? More messages than actual hookers???

My advice, focus on punting rather than what other members are doing. If your not capable of that then log off and take a break, being a bitch in a punters forum is not good for the brain 👍

I repeat pot kettle comes to mind. You're the one doing the direct name calling and being aggressive. The fact is the 3 of you attempted to subvert this thread and any remarks made by me were to counter this behaviour. I've noted over the last 6 months how quickly all 3 of you pile in if any member makes a comment the 'group think' dislike. This behaviour in my opinion is bullying and hostile and has happened countless times.

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I repeat pot kettle comes to mind. You're the one doing the direct name calling and being aggressive. The fact is the 3 of you attempted to subvert this thread and any remarks made by me were to counter this behaviour. I've noted over the last 6 months how quickly all 3 of you pile in if any member makes a comment the 'group think' dislike. This behaviour in my opinion is bullying and hostile and has happened countless times.

Direct name calling is better then the pussyfooting indirect insults you are prone to.

Have I ever got involved with your spat with PP? To the point you even clarified you had no issue with me? Where was the gang mentality we displayed back then. Did I get involved when Jacksaint, who I have a ton of respect for, had a spat with them? Liverpool I only occasionally respond to in jest.

So what changed your tune towards me?

I will revert back to my original advice for you, don’t focus on what others are doing. Focus on you.

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Direct name calling is better then the pussyfooting indirect insults you are prone to.

Have I ever got involved with your spat with PP? To the point you even clarified you had no issue with me? Where was the gang mentality we displayed back then. Did I get involved when Jacksaint, who I have a ton of respect for, had a spat with them? Liverpool I only occasionally respond to in jest.

So what changed your tune towards me?

I will revert back to my original advice for you, don’t focus on what others are doing. Focus on you.

My clarification comment was back in January after PP attempted to drag you into the conversation, since then you've made more than enough backhanded remarks(power rangers?) in your bros thread to show what you truly think and your disdain for other members of this site is clear. Seems you're not taking the advice you dish out. I'm done with the back and forth, needless to say you'll have the final word.
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Offline king tarzan

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There is no need for a period war...


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