Author Topic: London Escort Agencies - Recommendations and ones we'd like to see  (Read 732742 times)

Offline Momodan38

I used to travel a lot in Eastern Europe and girls of her calibre were $500 for all night, singers, actresses, models, strippers, pricing has gone crazy in London these days.
Wait till the hotties from here go to Dubai. They will give the boot to all the dogs over there, who in turn will return to London with hiked up prices. Get your doggie biscuits ready to dish out the treats during winter.

Seriously though, it used to be a certain type that could charge so much. You had to have a certain look (not to everyone’s taste) and have some name value (some don’t care for it, but it’s beside the point) or be British.

Now it’s every girl trying to have a go at it. Not long before the Russian bubble bursts I would assume.

Offline JackSaint

Wait till the hotties from here go to Dubai. They will give the boot to all the dogs over there, who in turn will return to London with hiked up prices. Get your doggie biscuits ready to dish out the treats during winter.

Seriously though, it used to be a certain type that could charge so much. You had to have a certain look (not to everyone’s taste) and have some name value (some don’t care for it, but it’s beside the point) or be British.

Now it’s every girl trying to have a go at it. Not long before the Russian bubble bursts I would assume.

I hope so, really hope so.

Offline massagepuntingfan

Have any of you High end punters used an agency called The Gallery? I've never used it but a colleague recommended it a few years back but the prices put me off.

Offline Momodan38

Have any of you High end punters used an agency called The Gallery? I've never used it but a colleague recommended it a few years back but the prices put me off.
There was one review on here within the last six months if you care to dig it up. I had a quick search but couldn’t find it, but it’s out there. If you find the review you may get more info from the OP if you PM him.


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Have any of you High end punters used an agency called The Gallery? I've never used it but a colleague recommended it a few years back but the prices put me off.

It's not high end punting

It's open wallet foolish make a mug out of me punting
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Offline puntingpumping1920

There was one review on here within the last six months if you care to dig it up. I had a quick search but couldn’t find it, but it’s out there. If you find the review you may get more info from the OP if you PM him.

 
"High end punters"  :lol:
 
You know his trolling for a reaction
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Offline puntingpumping1920

Just message instagram birds with their email saying "business enquiries"
If you got some game, and enough bills to burn they're usually down to fuck.

 
That won't work  :lol:
 
The punter way is to book an agency girl that is very bait and connected in London
 
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You book her ✔️
You get her private number ✔️
You build a relationship and she will provide you girls that work UTC for a fee ✔️
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Offline bonapati

think we need a thread for “over £500 Ph hookers in London”?

Offline golden bull

If these prices are real I’ll need to go to Russia:

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Offline The Film Director

If these prices are real I’ll need to go to Russia:

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No wonder 'most' of them seem to be over here.   :dash: :lol:

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"High end punters"  :lol:
 
You know his trolling for a reaction

How is my comment trolling? If I was intent on trolling you I would have piled in on the multiple tout accusations last week. I merely added that I felt you were showing off with your 30k remark on the seeking thread, something others have said previously.

Offline User176

If these prices are real I’ll need to go to Russia:

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A lot of fake profiles on that site

Offline golden bull

How is my comment trolling? If I was intent on trolling you I would have piled in on the multiple tout accusations last week. I merely added that I felt you were showing off with your 30k remark on the seeking thread, something others have said previously.

Don’t worry m8, we all know who the troll is. Pot kettle?

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Offline puntingpumping1920

Don’t worry m8, we all know who the troll is. Pot kettle?

 
Grow some balls lol
 
You don't need to follow your Daddy's shadow (Bonapati)

You don't even have a problem with me YOUR Daddy does

This is why Payyourwaymate didn't want to argue with Bonapati because he has like 5 sons on this site ready to defend him
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Offline puntingpumping1920

How is my comment trolling? If I was intent on trolling you I would have piled in on the multiple tout accusations last week. I merely added that I felt you were showing off with your 30k remark on the seeking thread, something others have said previously.

 
I never said you was trolling me specifically
 
The "high end punter" comment was trolling
 
You should have piled on me.   
 
How was I showing off ??
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Offline puntingpumping1920

@massagepuntingfan
 
Ask Jack   
 
The type of punters that see these £750+/ hr escorts
 
Is talking about a 30K arrangement showing off in London
 
This girl (External Link/Members Only) said she made £10K from one punter in one day
 
This is what happens in London
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Offline pantywetter

Any intel on Aqua?

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Offline CJ69

Re Aqua: a quick Yandex search shows she was working in Italy 3 years ago using the same pics, reviews on the Italian version of UK Punting imply she's good looking but totally disinterested, all looks and no service = way overpriced at £300ph.

Offline puntingpumping1920

MSF,

I will have to block you because you just want me to argue with you

You only have a problem with me because I moved your PC review to the regional section

It's not that serious.

I apologize if that upset you.

I will never address you again
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Offline Momodan38

Nancy/Avabella, the chick that started out at £600, went up to £1k then back down to £750 has disappeared. No more current profiles that I can find. I wonder if she even had a single client?

I was saving her for potentially next month. The up and coming months are worrying.


Offline Thegamesjj1982

Unfortunately i need to agree with some comments above that you really need to pay premium to get quality chicks(service though is not guaranteed)…really sad. I’ll try uk glamour girls and see how it goes

Offline golden bull


 
Grow some balls lol
 
You don't need to follow your Daddy's shadow (Bonapati)

You don't even have a problem with me YOUR Daddy does

This is why Payyourwaymate didn't want to argue with Bonapati because he has like 5 sons on this site ready to defend him

My daddy? And you’re not trolling for a reaction  lol 😂

No I don’t have a problem with you or your reviews , I actually think it’s nicely formatted but you are trolling when saying 200-250 SPs are ugly…. Maybe average yes but not ugly.

Nobody is disputing the higher you pay the better the looks, I agree with you there but no guarantee of a good service either hence I switched to agencies from AW as the looks and services are often better, not 100% guaranteed but it takes all the hassle away from chasing a punt.

You punt in a pond only I can dream of so good for you as it’s your prerogative and I’m happy with my punting ground and aw punters happy with theirs so no need for derogatory comments to how other people punt.

PYWM don’t need you to defend him, he and Bono crossed swords, had a debate and conversation not an argument and they were adult about it and from what I could see he held his own, was articulate in his his exchanges and that was that, no hard feelings in the end.

So how do we work this block option on here? Anyone?

Offline massagepuntingfan

MSF,

I will have to block you because you just want me to argue with you

You only have a problem with me because I moved your PC review to the regional section

It's not that serious.

I apologize if that upset you.

I will never address you again

I'm honoured to be yet another name added to your lengthy block list - there's only one person who seems to be arguing a lot on the UKP London threads and its not me.
You're right to say we have previous, I admit to being pissed at the time that you wrongly accused me of writing a fake review and repeating this accusation on separate PC threads. This brought your rather charmless character to my attention.
I have a problem with you because I find you to be rude, arrogant, quick to temper and start fights with others. You act like a punting know it all and this has doubtless riled up many contributors on these threads.
Furthermore I find you to be a braggart, someone who enjoys showing off about spending large sums of money on hookers and wearing it like some badge of honour. It's one thing to share your experience, it's another to think that yours in the only experience that matters.
I find it interesting that you think people are obsessed with you and that somehow you feel a victim. Have you ever considered that we might be a victim of your arrogant and bullying behaviour.
Lets see if that block button of yours is working.
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Offline prelude141

I'm honoured to be yet another name added to your lengthy block list - there's only one person who seems to be arguing a lot on the UKP London threads and its not me.
You're right to say we have previous, I admit to being pissed at the time that you wrongly accused me of writing a fake review and repeating this accusation on separate PC threads. This brought your rather charmless character to my attention.
I have a problem with you because I find you to be rude, arrogant, quick to temper and start fights with others. You act like a punting know it all and this has doubtless riled up many contributors on these threads.
Furthermore I find you to be a braggart, someone who enjoys showing off about spending large sums of money on hookers and wearing it like some badge of honour. It's one thing to share your experience, it's another to think that yours in the only experience that matters.
I find it interesting that you think people are obsessed with you and that somehow you feel a victim. Have you ever considered that we might be a victim of your arrogant and bullying behaviour.
Lets see if that block button of yours is working.

Spot on !!

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Offline Momodan38

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I’ve had several failed attempts at booking her back when she was at £600. Now at £750. If she’s not on a flight to Dubai, might give her a go in the new year.

Offline puntingpumping1920

I’ve had several failed attempts at booking her back when she was at £600. Now at £750. If she’s not on a flight to Dubai, might give her a go in the new year.

She's a party girl 🤣
 
She's in London
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I'm honoured to be yet another name added to your lengthy block list - there's only one person who seems to be arguing a lot on the UKP London threads and its not me.
You're right to say we have previous, I admit to being pissed at the time that you wrongly accused me of writing a fake review and repeating this accusation on separate PC threads. This brought your rather charmless character to my attention.
I have a problem with you because I find you to be rude, arrogant, quick to temper and start fights with others. You act like a punting know it all and this has doubtless riled up many contributors on these threads.
Furthermore I find you to be a braggart, someone who enjoys showing off about spending large sums of money on hookers and wearing it like some badge of honour. It's one thing to share your experience, it's another to think that yours in the only experience that matters.
I find it interesting that you think people are obsessed with you and that somehow you feel a victim. Have you ever considered that we might be a victim of your arrogant and bullying behaviour.
Lets see if that block button of yours is working.

This.

This thread jumped the shark with his refusal to play by the (then) thread parameters. Nothing but a thin skinned show off.

Offline petermisc

This thread keeps coming up on my "new replies" list, so I must have commented at some point in the past, when it was discussing agency girls with sensible prices.  But now it just seems to be about what (to me at least) are ridiculously over-priced girls.  £750 an hour!!!  I think too many people must have bulging pockets, post-lockdowns.

Offline bonapati

This thread keeps coming up on my "new replies" list, so I must have commented at some point in the past, when it was discussing agency girls with sensible prices.  But now it just seems to be about what (to me at least) are ridiculously over-priced girls.  £750 an hour!!!  I think too many people must have bulging pockets, post-lockdowns.

PP and Co should just create a thread titled “750+ hookers and agencies”

That should let us “non-high affordable” punters to concentrate on the < 300 hookers.

Offline prelude141

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Nana plaza Bangkok, 800 THB / 20£ for a short time. This one might have had a cock in the past though. Sharing is not always caring

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Offline pantywetter

Re Aqua: a quick Yandex search shows she was working in Italy 3 years ago using the same pics, reviews on the Italian version of UK Punting imply she's good looking but totally disinterested, all looks and no service = way overpriced at £300ph.

Thankyou buddy just saved me £300 and a bad start to the week!

Offline asianguy251

Womens unedited selfies are as close to their true state in real life you will get. There are no pro angles, enhanced lighting or editing apps usage in that picture. I'm surprised she uploaded that picture. It's on the same level as a B&S comparing to her pro pictures in my eyes. I think you could probably find a girl lookswise on her level for a cheaper price in a romanian brothel house or on AW as an indie to be honest. She's not worth £150 in my opinion. Your call though obviously.  :hi:.

Must have seen your post as she's removed that picture. 

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Must have seen your post as she's removed that picture. 

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Indeed. She has now put up two videos instead.

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She has the body of a ironing board.

I appreciate your honesty 😂🤣

What do you think of this escort's looks (Disregard the price)

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I appreciate your honesty 😂🤣

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This one is harder because in some of the pics she looks like three different people. I'll attach them. If you see the first one in the bodysuit it's a strong no from me personally. If you see the other two versions she is fine. The question is which one will you meet  :lol:.



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This girl was Swedish the other week -- External Link/Members Only

I saw that profile today and was concerned. The pic of her in the tracky is lovely but I don't want another Lumina trap again. She's not showing her body in the video either 😓😓😓. She's hiding something.

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This one is harder because in some of the pics she looks like three different people. I'll attach them. If you see the first one in the bodysuit it's a strong no from me personally. If you see the other two versions she is fine. The question is which one will you meet  :lol:.



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Very good point
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I appreciate your honesty 😂🤣

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A top grade stunner
- points for fake ⚽⚽
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Only reason I haven't seen her after eagle hawk eye analysis I think face to face she would a plump pie pudding
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10% off if you booked via Babylon

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Oops. I went via BlueVelvetGirls ... They had her at 650/2H when I booked, then changed to 750/2H to align prices with Diva. I complained but ultimately followed through.

She has the body of a ironing board.

Ha! Yeah, her ass was nothing to write home about... Huge tits though.

Writing up a review now, but TLDR: She is a bit thicker than the advertisement and I think the photos are of a younger her (maybe 2 or 3 years old). Man, I think she used to be a 9/10. Now probably 7/10. Naturally large breasts, not perky but not saggy.

Great sex, excellent DFK, very average owo.

Biggest negative for me was she was rather chatty (I guess she teaches English back in Ukraine). Nothing self centered or entitled, just a bit a loopy / zany. Not sexy or seductive.

Pretty solid neutral from me. And thus depending on the budget, a pass for most. She's only here 1 more week BTW.