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Looks very 😋😋😋👅👅


Cherry forever Porkies 1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Measurements aren't usually accurate, but she's listed as 38c chest - that indicates a wide girls.

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Look at the leather jacket on chair photos. The belly is very clearly and poorly photoshopped...maybe recent baby and saggy skin/extreme stretch marks?

🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊Points for focus 👍👍
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Hides belly on all photos

🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅Points for extreme focus👍👍👍🥊🥊🥊👊👊
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🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅Points for extreme focus👍👍👍🥊🥊🥊👊👊

Chalk you up for the assist on that one KT

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Chalk you up for the assist on that one KT

Your sterling and I'm kane 👍👍👍👍
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Your sterling and I'm kane 👍👍👍👍

Sterling can't finish!  :lol:

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TOFTT anyone ? 😍😍

£600/hour  :thumbsdown:
Says she's 6' tall and then the blurb further down says 5'8", so are there any other stats that are wrong about her? :thumbsdown:
Reviews on her page: one says he got bumped because the next customer was early. :thumbsdown:

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Aihara doesn't offer 30mins booking anymore  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: 
 
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It makes me laugh the way they just think you’ll say “Ok then. Charge me twice as much”. It reminds me of the time I enquired about someone else hi was £150 an hour and when they weren’t available they suggested 2 people and just advised I had 30 mins for the same price. No hint of an offer to tempt me.

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Aihara doesn't offer 30mins booking anymore  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: 
 
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£13 a minute! I wonder if 2 showers are included in that time. 😜
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Who has member status at Agency Barracuda ???????

How much is the discount for this provider --- External Link/Members Only
« Last Edit: August 21, 2021, 07:00:44 am by puntingpumping1920 »
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It makes me laugh the way they just think you’ll say “Ok then. Charge me twice as much”. It reminds me of the time I enquired about someone else hi was £150 an hour and when they weren’t available they suggested 2 people and just advised I had 30 mins for the same price. No hint of an offer to tempt me.

She must be doing well for herself to turn down £400/ 30 mins

I will see her for £600/ 60 mins

I'm a sucker, smh 🤣😂
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Who has member status at Agency Barracuda ???????

How much is the discount for this provider --- External Link/Members Only

If they are offering 50% discount

Can someone book her for me (I will pay) and I will give you a nice gift in exchange for your assistance

They said I need to make a minimum of ten bookings to become a member 👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿



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Offline Snowenne

50% discount seems too much isnt it i got divas membership but its only like 50quid for 200/250/300 prizes, if 50% is right will have to start booking from barracuda :D

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50% discount seems too much isnt it i got divas membership but its only like 50quid for 200/250/300 prizes, if 50% is right will have to start booking from barracuda :D

I wouldn't mind a 30% discount 👀👀


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Offline Snowenne

Anyone has any info by any chance if Freya, Mikel or Melty are coming back anytime ?  :blush:

Offline Moneyd

Anyone has any info by any chance if Freya, Mikel or Melty are coming back anytime ?  :blush:

I really want Melty to come back. But I’d rather the prices start to stabilise first. I’m hoping the surge in prices start to come down again after a while. But I’m probably dreaming.

Hopefully she’s still be £150 anyway.

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I really want Melty to come back. But I’d rather the prices start to stabilise first. I’m hoping the surge in prices start to come down again after a while. But I’m probably dreaming.

Hopefully she’s still be £150 anyway.
You won’t be happy to hear this but agencies don’t reduce prices. They are sharks, that’s what they do exploit both hookers and punters for money.  Sex is always in high demand and those that can afford it will pay just like crack. Would you take a pay cut for the same job?? Therefore I won’t hold out for a hooker based on “reduced prices” unless you arrange privately so you don’t pay agency commission. I suppose that’s why some of us collected SP numbers.

Don’t lose sleep waiting for Melty… the more you mention it the more likely she will demand more.
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I suppose that’s why some of us collected SP numbers.

Not sure if you old heads (35+) know Swarmz

Nearly every SP number I have collected from Diva they know him 🧐

I know it's not just because of the music lol

I never see him in any Night clubs in Mayfair/Chelsea/ SOho

That guy has to be a big Diva spender 💷💷
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Offline EasyRider21

She's listed at 30+, maybe she's late thirties or above, was red hot in her prime and is way past the photos and videos now, older Russians generally deliver rock solid service, really depends on how her face and body have aged, maybe worth a punt, there is a chance she will still be hot and you can always walk if she looks grim in the room.

Just posted my review about her. I have to say you are spot on with your description.

Read review here - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319339.0
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Just posted my review about her. I have to say you are spot on with your description.

Read review here - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=319339.0

 
You can see from her videos she is an old woman
 
If she was in her 20s/ 30s she would be £600
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You can see from her videos she is an old woman
 
If she was in her 20s/ 30s she would be £600
 
 
I will also add, £250 Russian agency girl is mid range plain looking
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I will also add, £250 Russian agency girl is mid range plain looking

Looks are always subjective - there are £600 girls on Diva I wouldn't touch with a stick but my taste is by no means the gold standard here.
The real problem with £600 is rather that I highly doubt that the level of service becomes twice as good. I understand the WG will look more attractive but the potential for a bad punt is still there (despite great reviews here). For the same amount you could go for someone like Cathy Heaven who has proven exceptional DT skills (if she happens to be in London) OR do a longer booking with a trusted SP (or try a duo booking). You could also justify it if the WG provides something that's rare to find but based on a cursory search of reviews here these pricings tend to be a trap for people who don't mind throwing their money out.

Just look at this review to see what I mean - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=310472.msg3247116#msg3247116
These type of reviews aren't unusual here.

I have had no issues paying the £250 but in my review I also mention alternatives that I think offer better relative value at that price point. At the end of the day it's for people to decide what they prefer but I don't think it hurts to be a bit more conscious about these things.
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Offline Moneyd

You won’t be happy to hear this but agencies don’t reduce prices. They are sharks, that’s what they do exploit both hookers and punters for money.  Sex is always in high demand and those that can afford it will pay just like crack. Would you take a pay cut for the same job?? Therefore I won’t hold out for a hooker based on “reduced prices” unless you arrange privately so you don’t pay agency commission. I suppose that’s why some of us collected SP numbers.

Don’t lose sleep waiting for Melty… the more you mention it the more likely she will demand more.

I’m not losing sleep on it and I’m holding out on it. Would be nice to see her again but if I don’t I’ll be fine.

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Not sure if you old heads (35+) know Swarmz

Nearly every SP number I have collected from Diva they know him 🧐

I know it's not just because of the music lol

I never see him in any Night clubs in Mayfair/Chelsea/ SOho

That guy has to be a big Diva spender 💷💷

 :lol: :lol: :lol: The rapper swarmz that crashed the supercar?

What, so he could not get action from his groupies nah? LOL

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Looks are always subjective - there are £600 girls on Diva I wouldn't touch with a stick but my taste is by no means the gold standard here.
The real problem with £600 is rather that I highly doubt that the level of service becomes twice as good. I understand the WG will look more attractive but the potential for a bad punt is still there (despite great reviews here). For the same amount you could go for someone like Cathy Heaven who has proven exceptional DT skills (if she happens to be in London) OR do a longer booking with a trusted SP (or try a duo booking). You could also justify it if the WG provides something that's rare to find but based on a cursory search of reviews here these pricings tend to be a trap for people who don't mind throwing their money out.

Just look at this review to see what I mean - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=310472.msg3247116#msg3247116
These type of reviews aren't unusual here.

I have had no issues paying the £250 but in my review I also mention alternatives that I think offer better relative value at that price point. At the end of the day it's for people to decide what they prefer but I don't think it hurts to be a bit more conscious about these things.

 
I agree, higher prices doesn't equal better service.  Some of these £600+ girls are overpriced in terms of beauty. 

IMO, looks are subjective to a certain point. A Russian SP on an Agency with this level of beauty will never be £250/hr in London - External Link/Members Only
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Offline Golden Hind

:lol: :lol: :lol: The rapper swarmz that crashed the supercar?

What, so he could not get action from his groupies nah? LOL

I remember reading some of the court documents around Mac millers death which included his text messages, he was bringing $5-600 an hour hookers to his studio in LA in the lead up to his death and he was a big star. Didn't make sense to me either.

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She’s on AW too

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I was close to book her but lukily I dodged the bullet, she has already a negative review at diva for shitty service

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I remember reading some of the court documents around Mac millers death which included his text messages, he was bringing $5-600 an hour hookers to his studio in LA in the lead up to his death and he was a big star. Didn't make sense to me either.

Only thing I could think of upon having a quick think was either convenience so they can leave and not pester them, protection from being trapped for a baby, or protection from potential allegations which could ruin their rep I guess.


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Worryingly part of Divas mature section. Not sure how up to date the pics are. May look ok in IRL if aged gracefully.

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Worryingly part of Divas mature section. Not sure how up to date the pics are. May look ok in IRL if aged gracefully.

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She could bomb the Taliban with those ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
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Offline Momodan38

Overpriced !

You might as well just visit A/W if you want to blow 300
I am almost certain her rates were at £200 an hour just yesterday!

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I am almost certain her rates were at £200 an hour just yesterday!

 
I wouldn't be suprised
 
£300 or less, in most cases you're getting finessed.
 
Diva will never price her more than £400 though
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Worryingly part of Divas mature section. Not sure how up to date the pics are. May look ok in IRL if aged gracefully.

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Yeah you can get some indie stunners along with good services for that price (£300).

Offline SlimShady

Yes, she was 200ph, I confirm. Haven't visited though. Romanians a quite risky from my experience.

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I am almost certain her rates were at £200 an hour just yesterday!

Correct, what prompts this price increase, maybe too many potential bookings, maybe greed.

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Correct, what prompts this price increase, maybe too many potential bookings, maybe greed.
is she new? First time I saw her was yesterday. Probably got a lot of bookings and just got greedy perhaps, or probably saw these two External Link/Members Only and thought, fuck that I’m charging more now.

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 Diva will never price her more than £400 though

The girls are in charge of setting their own rates, not Diva.

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The girls are in charge of setting their own rates, not Diva.

 
A girl like her will never be £400hr or more on Diva
 
It doesn't matter what rate she wants to set
 
She will stay in that £300hr or less section.
 
If A/W made a commission every time a punter made a successful booking........You don't think they will not influence SPs rates ?
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Offline West London Guy

She is still listed for 200ph in BG: External Link/Members Only

Not anymore, she's not.

Agree with the above comments, at £150/£200 I'd be all over that but zero interest for £300

Offline JackSaint

The girls are in charge of setting their own rates, not Diva.

The agencies are advertising and switchboard, the vast majority of girls have "managers" who set the bar, in reality these ridiculous prices mean we are getting fucked by Sergei and Alexandru, not the girls!

Offline a203203

muza is back and on my hotlist but... surely she wasnt 600 previously? External Link/Members Only

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muza is back and on my hotlist but... surely she wasnt 600 previously? External Link/Members Only

...and just an extra £100 for CIM .... you couldn't make this stuff up .... oh wait.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline Thegamesjj1982

muza is back and on my hotlist but... surely she wasnt 600 previously? External Link/Members Only
I know i don’t have review so my feedback is worthy close to zero, but i did see Muza recently and she is not worthy at all that money(face in particular and attitude)…there are better at Diva too who cost same or even less

Offline The Film Director

I know i don’t have review so my feedback is worthy close to zero, but i did see Muza recently and she is not worthy at all that money(face in particular and attitude)…there are better at Diva too who cost same or even less

One good way of addressing that is to stick up a review.  :thumbsup:

Offline Jeffe

I know i don’t have review so my feedback is worthy close to zero, but i did see Muza recently and she is not worthy at all that money(face in particular and attitude)…there are better at Diva too who cost same or even less

Adding a review here would help the forum, also who else would you recommend if you’ve seen a few?