Honestly, I almost spat my Bailey's out in the middle of reading that comment.
Not sure if this was meant to be ironic or he's just your regular simp/white-knight.
I'm still scratching my head about where lumpy's review of Ammie has got to. With such enthusiasm and simp love, don't tell me that he can't remember and articulate his experience. I will be happy to add it to the aggregator of mainly positive reviews she has registered on ukp.
Every time I think about Diva, I can't avoid thinking about excessive lube! OK so I only met one so far but there are hints of others
She didn't even apply lube with me at all, or maybe she was already pre-lubed.
She was tight though, that much I can remember. I usually never finish without kissing, but with Keva I managed twice.
However Essence from Divaescort did apply a substantial amount of lube to the point that I felt that I could be having sex with the ocean 