Author Topic: London Escort Agencies - Recommendations and ones we'd like to see  (Read 713970 times)

Offline centry

I pondered maybe too long about replying to this review, because I am a very shy reporter (I actually wrote only one in the past) and not even a frequent punter (non-residents were deeply hindered by lockdowns), even though I like to read this forum and dream about my next adventure...
I know that I will be criticised for what I am writing, but nevertheless I decided to challenge your tolerance and try to put in a good word for a girl that I met and had a very satisfying time with.
I was really shocked to read that things went so wrong with her to deserve a full negative grade.
Again, I am not so talented in the art of punting, but I do think that she does not belong to the unfortunately crowded tribe of money seekers.
Maybe I'm wrong, or just a hopeless romantic  :rose:, but to me Ammie was more than a money-for-sex experience, because she consider this job as a way to make people feel better. My experience with her was just like the first part of this date.
I am sure that this unlucky outcome was just a matter of misunderstanding and poor communication and if I had the chance, I'd see her to personally check what happened.
Stop the virus  :angelgirl: and I will come and do it  :D
Thanks to all who contribute to this forum, play safe in these hard moments.

Honestly, I almost spat my Bailey's out in the middle of reading that comment.
Not sure if this was meant to be ironic or he's just your regular simp/white-knight.
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Offline bedhedred

Honestly, I almost spat my Bailey's out in the middle of reading that comment.
Not sure if this was meant to be ironic or he's just your regular simp/white-knight.

I'm still scratching my head about where lumpy's review of Ammie has got to. With such enthusiasm and simp love, don't tell me that he can't remember and articulate his experience. I will be happy to add it to the aggregator of mainly positive reviews she has registered on ukp.


Every time I think about Diva, I can't avoid thinking about excessive lube! OK so I only met one so far but there are hints of others


She didn't even apply lube with me at all, or maybe she was already pre-lubed.

She was tight though, that much I can remember. I usually never finish without kissing, but with Keva I managed twice.

However Essence from Divaescort did apply a substantial amount of lube to the point that I felt that I could be having sex with the ocean  :dash:
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Thanks for that advice. I will really take it to heart.

It's not easy to get over it if you've lost £200.. sounds simple but isn't when you have been ripped off/short changed
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Offline bedhedred

It's not easy to get over it if you've lost £200.. sounds simple but isn't when you have been ripped off/short changed

I'm toying with Amber and Flaminga. I'm only prepared to consider £100 30 minutes options for now.

Offline HERTSBLUE

I'm toying with Amber and Flaminga. I'm only prepared to consider £100 30 minutes options for now.
Flaminga Looks rough Megan  :yahoo:

Offline BootsnBunches

Flaminga Looks rough Megan  :yahoo:

I must admit I’m not getting this one.


Offline bedhedred

I must admit I’m not getting this one.

I've got a thing for the gypsy look now and again. If I thought she would fuck me like curly Sandra I'd sneak out of the house tonight.


Offline BootsnBunches

Has anyone ever seen Emerald, Ametista, or Isabelle?

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Isabelle has always looked tempting but I’ve preferred to keep a kidney rather than sell it.

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Isabelle has always looked tempting but I’ve preferred to keep a kidney rather than sell it.

Like the look of Isabelle too. Sorely tempted but price is high so would be expecting a truly amazing experience that is probably not going to happen (weight of expectation etc)

Offline Tokidoe

Has anyone ever seen Emerald, Ametista, or Isabelle?

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Seems like ametista shares the same location as Ammie. I visited Ammie mid last week, after my session I just kept hearing the neighboring girl, moan very loudly, overhearing that she was in pain and saying the stranger was too big 🤷‍♂️

Offline bedhedred

Isabelle has always looked tempting but I’ve preferred to keep a kidney rather than sell it.

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Offline bedhedred

If I was thinking of a trip to Diva today, these two have just blown that idea away. 😍

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=98715.msg3076146#msg3076146

Downside risk is paying 100 for a frosty and unwilling p&d intro session 🤔
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=294136.0
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Isabelle has always looked tempting but I’ve preferred to keep a kidney rather than sell it.

Chandelier in the photos = sure sign the list price will cost you body parts. @750/hr :dash:

However, Sexy London Girls ('The Agency - you can trust!' :rolleyes:) have her @£400/hr.

So that will just be an arm, and save you a leg :D

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Offline JackSaint

Chandelier in the photos = sure sign the list price will cost you body parts. @750/hr :dash:

However, Sexy London Girls ('The Agency - you can trust!' :rolleyes:) have her @£400/hr.

So that will just be an arm, and save you a leg :D

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Good find Dashing, the website must have cost all of £25, the fonts and layout are offensive!

Offline Alexmck

Lot of familiar faces there. Some have left the country?

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Lot of familiar faces there. Some have left the country?


They will be back
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Offline popmopcop

Chandelier in the photos = sure sign the list price will cost you body parts. @750/hr :dash:

However, Sexy London Girls ('The Agency - you can trust!' :rolleyes:) have her @£400/hr.

So that will just be an arm, and save you a leg :D

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What's wrong with the agency? They are not legit?

Offline JackSaint

Isabelle has always looked tempting but I’ve preferred to keep a kidney rather than sell it.

She's £500 for members, still too expensive, the member rates should be half price for any girl over £500, at £300 I'd definitely see her when we get released from captivity in March.

Offline tantric talents

Hot collection used to share a lot of Diva girls.
Anyone used them recently as I haven’t for years!

Offline Alexmck

She's £500 for members, still too expensive, the member rates should be half price for any girl over £500, at £300 I'd definitely see her when we get released from captivity in March.

No owo, probable deal breaker for me

Offline User176

She's £500 for members, still too expensive, the member rates should be half price for any girl over £500, at £300 I'd definitely see her when we get released from captivity in March.

It's crazy how prices for these Russians have been going up nonstop the past year, I swear Isabelle's rack rate was 500 at some point

Offline yesbby

Diva have removed the dates from the on-site reviews, which is actually very unhelpful

Offline magnetico

Diva have removed the dates from the on-site reviews, which is actually very unhelpful

Plausible deniability regarding breaking the lockdown laws

Offline JackSaint

Diva have removed the dates from the on-site reviews, which is actually very unhelpful

Dates and times gone, very unhelpful indeed.

Offline yesbby

Plausible deniability regarding breaking the lockdown laws

Hopefully that’s it

Offline JackSaint

Plausible deniability regarding breaking the lockdown laws

Good call


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I'm surprised new women are appearing, given lock down. Then again perhaps I shouldn't be surprised.


Offline the-newb

What's wrong with the agency? They are not legit?
I see several Diva ladies that definitely are supposed to be on holidays - Brooklyn and Thaisa to name those whose Diva nicknames I can remember, but there are more than just them. This doesn't exactly inspire confidence to me.

Offline yesbby

I see several Diva ladies that definitely are supposed to be on holidays - Brooklyn and Thaisa to name those whose Diva nicknames I can remember, but there are more than just them. This doesn't exactly inspire confidence to me.

Do you mean Thaisa is in London and you have seen her, while she isn’t listed on Diva as being here?

Offline dryanse8

Do you mean Thaisa is in London and you have seen her, while she isn’t listed on Diva as being here?

I think he means that this particular agency is advertising lots of SPs who aren’t actually available.
Several girls in their gallery haven’t been around for months I reckon.

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I think he means that this particular agency is advertising lots of SPs who aren’t actually available.
Several girls in their gallery haven’t been around for months I reckon.

Yes, you and 'the-newb' are correct. Diva seem to be one of the few agencies who are actively on top of who's available and who's not.

Offline rizaa1

Chaps who would you recommend from divas current rota for around £200?
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I was eyeing this 150 Fk owo 69

Then I spotted this...

"Does not look the pictures and kinda stale nothing great

I'm still tempted by the slim look and the b cups but no 30 45 minutes options.

Anyone tried her?

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I was eyeing this 150 Fk owo 69

Then I spotted this...

"Does not look the pictures and kinda stale nothing great

I'm still tempted by the slim look and the b cups but no 30 45 minutes options.

Anyone tried her?

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Just make sure she don't make a puppy out of you!!

Always best to wait until non Russian eastern European ladies are reviewed, and then take chance..

Even non reviewed Russian hotties still taking s chance, but still strong chance will be more on the hit side than miss side
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There's lots of reviews of her. Not all positive. One by a certain "D" is quite revealing of poor attitude.

The image of her as mistress clarice has something appealing.



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There's lots of reviews of her. Not all positive. The image of her as mistress clarice has something appealing.



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Basic shit service and for £150 you'd want a better face than that to snog.. but bodywork is tasty
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Offline Lakislakis

So you book an appointment and walk within the first few minutes, in which time you've managed to persuade the SP (who you've never met before) to engage in your scheme to cut Sergei out of the equation.

Then come back later when Sergei's not looking

What could possibly go wrong?  :scare:

Quick set cement shoes, randomly coming to my mind  :( :( :(

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she had adult works profile??

Any links as i can't remember her name??

Thanks
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120ph bargain. I may book end of the month. I will be immune from the virus from afar so back in the saddle soon
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Hello there

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Any Intel about Aroma? I couldn't find any ukp review.in the website all are positive.

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120ph bargain. I may book end of the month. I will be immune from the virus from afar so back in the saddle soon

Add 30 if u want Owo.

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Saw statira.... She's been doing rigorous gym workouts she told me when gyms were open.. body was smoking hot.. very sexy beautiful looking... Great hot service
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Saw statira.... She's been doing rigorous gym workouts she told me when gyms were open.. body was smoking hot.. very sexy beautiful looking... Great hot service
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This sounds tempting! Was thinking Oliva or Bibana or back to Mikel. Now the head has possibly been turned