Author Topic: FBSM - Yaya's relax centre - Shirley - Hilen  (Read 1813 times)

Offline Littlefoot

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Never been before, so thought I'd give this place a go:

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Didn’t book, just rolled up late morning/early afternoon time. It’s just off the Robin Hood Island in Shirley/Hall Green.

Not a very discreet entrance, but that doesn’t concern me, as I’m not from that neck of the woods.

Door was locked, but you can step inside the doorway, away from prying eyes somewhat. So that is what I did, and rang the bell. Soon answered by a quite good looking Oriental lady, 30s I’d say. Slim, tiny boobs. I thought she looked a tad Thai, but no, she confirmed she was Chinese!  :thumbsup: She was wearing a very tight fitting top and an even tighter pair of leather trousers.  :wacko: I thought she looked attractive, so in I went. Half way through the massage I discovered her name was hilen.

She was friendly and attentive enough throughout! She showed me into a tiny dark room, with a table, and everything else that is required to do the job in hand.  :thumbsup: There was also a tiny heater on, which she made a point of turning up. (Last review of this place said the room was freezing, perhaps they’ve taken note?? It was just the right temperature for me).

She asks how long I want, I decided on 30 mins for £25. So I pay her, and she briefly disappears, leaving me to undress and ready myself.

Not long before she re enters, and begins. She starts by applying a good amount of oil all over my back, arms, legs and arse. The massage was ok, nowt special. Mainly soft pressure, but occasionally medium at times in the right areas. Didn’t seem all that relaxing on the whole though. Seemed like her hands were moving too quick! But I’ve had worse, it was ok. Unfortunately there were no reach unders at all,  :thumbsdown: even with me massively hinting by parting my legs as wide as they would go!  :unknown:

After a while I’m asked to turn over, no movement from the little chap yet! She then applies oil to my chest, arms, belly, and legs. Then does my front bits, until I’m asked the question about HE, which was an additional £20.

Now the actual build up to the HE was very good!  :wacko: Plenty of oil, and really taking her time to get me aroused. Gently kneading, caressing, stroking, tickling and softly massaging of the Crown Jewels until I'm rock solid!  :thumbsup: The actual wanking bit was ok, without being spectacular. Had better in that regard. This one was all about the C&B massage build up though. I must mention the use of her nails tickling my balls during the build up and the actual wanking bit, felt very pleasant indeed.  :wacko: I soon shot my load once she started getting serious, with the ABBA track Waterloo blaring out from the radio. That didn’t bother me, I like ABBA!  :)

My thighs were then given a good going over. I was finished off by getting a thorough wipe down with tissue to rid me of the worst of the oil. Still needed a shower when I got home though. I'd had 40 mins by the time I left.  :thumbsup:

There were good points and bad points, I probably wouldn’t go back and see the same woman, as there’s better out there. But I like going to new places, so that’s another chalked off. In regards of me touching her, it was all on the outside of her clothing, not really my thing that anyhow. So sorry, can't say if anymore is on offer with this lady, I doubt it though. Another little note, she doesn't seem to be confident enough to maintain any prolonged, meaningful eye contact. There was just the right amount of chit chat at times. Not too much or too little. Just right for the mood I was in.

The whole experience was ok, without being spectacular! So thought a neutral rating appropriate. If only she'd done some teasing reach unders, to get me hard on the flip over, this could of been a positive then!


Offline mr.bluesky

Good report Littlefoot. I went there a long time ago and had probably the worst massage and hand job I've  ever had (did a negative report on the place ) and have never been back since. Sounds as though it's not got any better. :thumbsdown:

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Good report Littlefoot. I went there a long time ago and had probably the worst massage and hand job I've  ever had (did a negative report on the place ) and have never been back since. Sounds as though it's not got any better. :thumbsdown:

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Offline seandana

Hi there LF I too have seen Hilen a couple of times and I've had an identical experience on each occasion and there is definitely nothing else on offer with Hilen and I agree eye contact is very limited  :thumbsdown:

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Hi there LF I too have seen Hilen a couple of times and I've had an identical experience on each occasion and there is definitely nothing else on offer with Hilen and I agree eye contact is very limited  :thumbsdown:

Hi seandana,

Thanks for confirming nowt else is on offer, that was the impression I got... just as I thought!  :hi:

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Great report Littlefoot  :drinks: I am intrigued by her build up to the HE methods  :sarcastic: onto the FBSM HL she goes  :thumbsup:

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I am intrigued by her build up to the HE methods 


Thanks Marc  :drinks:

When I say the build up to the HE, what I mean by that is... If when I'm face down and the reach unders are not very sensual, or in this case non existent, I will not get a hard on! (I don't find it easy these days to get, (and sometimes maintain) a hard on). If this is the case, on occasions I class this as a failure on the part of the WG. She can recover the situation somewhat as far as I'm concerned if the then 'build up' to the HE is particularly sensual on turnover. The build up to me is the bit getting me hard before the wank is administered. In simple terms, I like having my cock and balls played with!  :wacko:

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Thanks Marc  :drinks:

When I say the build up to the HE, what I mean by that is... If when I'm face down and the reach unders are not very sensual, or in this case non existent, I will not get a hard on! (I don't find it easy these days to get, (and sometimes maintain) a hard on). If this is the case, on occasions I class this as a failure on the part of the WG. She can recover the situation somewhat as far as I'm concerned if the then 'build up' to the HE is particularly sensual on turnover. The build up to me is the bit getting me hard before the wank is administered. In simple terms, I like having my cock and balls played with!  :wacko:

Thanks Littlefoot  :drinks: sounds like she recovered it well after turnover, so perhaps Hilen could be more suited for a WIHJ?  ;)

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so perhaps Hilen could be more suited for a WIHJ?  ;)


Yeah, that's a good shout... If she could possibly hold a bit more eye contact. That's presuming she'll do a Wihj!   :unknown: