Natural Balance - Upminster

[Stitch]

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Location - On St Mary's Lane in central Upminster. Opposite the petrol station / 100yrds from Waitrose. Busy main road with lots of passing traffic & pedestrians.

Parking - meters on the road outside or use the more discreet Car Park above Waitrose for £1 for 90mins.

Ease of Booking - Quick phone call to older Chinese woman, good English. Said I'll be there in 15-20 mins. Gave a name. Sorted.

Premises - Big glass fronted entrance, not very discreet but looks like a legitimate business. Could not see any showers, but didn't ask either. Very clean and tidy. Looks professional.

Massage - Relieved of £45 for 60mins and shown to a nice room. Looks like there are 3 rooms.
Got naked, but laid a small towel that was laying on the bed across my butt In case it was legit (it was soon removed)
In came Tin-Tia (best I could make of her name) nice looking in her mid 30's, about 5'3" size 4, slim with small boobs and very nice bum. Not very good English, but made me very welcome and comfortable. I made a joke about her not having cold hands and she did her best to warm them up.
It was difficult to have a conversation with her, but kept saying thank you and you like to my moans.

See gave a really strange massage, like none I've ever had. Very professional, like she was well trained & qualified for the job. A great massage that I would have been happy to get without any extras. No CC swipes etc whilst I was on my front, but when I turned over she smiled and pointed at my semi. She started applying oil to my abdomen & top of thighs, giggling as the old chap woke up and stood to attention. See said something that I didn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded. Seemed this was a signal for her to start touching him. I asked what she offered and in gestures and pointing discovered that sex was not a option (I would have) I pointed to her mouth and then my cock, she smiled and said how much ? I offered £30 and she said ok and down she went owo. Not the best oral, a little bit toothy at times but it got me close to boiling point and she finished me off by hand. Not the best, but well satisfied. Cleaned me up and continued with more massaging.

Would I see her again - YES even if only for the massage. (Her day off is Tuesday)

On the way out I caught a glimpse of a very nice younger girl that I wouldn't mind trying.
Bit nerve racking walking out onto the street as you never know who might be driving or walking past.

[Stitch]

Second visit to NB in Upminster today. Just asked if anyone was available now and 10mins from call to massage bed.
Usual £45 for 60mins and was shown to a room. I asked if they had showers for washing afterwards and the answer was No !! They give you a good rub down with a hot towel. Bit like the towel at the end of a good Indian, but bigger.

Laid naked on bed with folded towel across my butt and in came Gina ??? Sounded like that to me.
Chinese lady in her 40's. Nice arse, small firm tits and enormous hard nips. Quite a bit of belly on her, but tight and nothing special to look at.

Towel was moved straight away, opened up and laid across my legs to keep me warm.
First CC swipe within 10 seconds and constant hand movements from my shoulders down to my crack. A few moans from me told her she was on the right track.
After this it went downhill. I thought I was onto a good one here, but this was one of the most mediocre massages I've ever had. About 40mins on my front before she asked me to turn over. I'd been expecting her to say something about extras, but nothing was said. She wasn't very talkative at all. I then asked about extras, she said something and pointed to my semi and I just said yes.

She started playing and I asked if there was anything else on offer like B2B or oral ? She nodded and said £50 for oral or £40 for B2B. I tried to get her to £40 for the oral, but she wouldn't budge.
Off came her kit except the nics (body as above). Bit of body rubbing whilst my hand was running up and down her legs and into her nics whilst having a good suck on her nips. Didn't complain about the finger going in, but moved away once I tried to get them off. She wasn't game.

Asked her to get on top of me and it was a half hearted B2B. About 5 mins of that and it was feet back on the floor. Some decent oily rubbing of the old chap soon had me coming.
She cleaned me up with some tissue and then she got dressed, left the room and came back with the hot towel to clean of the oil all over.

That's about it.... Mediocre Massage, Crap B2B and a HJ that was nothing much to get excited about.

Would I see HER again - No chance.
The lack of a shower is a bit of a pain, but the hot towel served its purpose.

Would I go back there ? - Yes, but only to see the girl I saw first time..... She was Very good.

[Stitch]

There is a back door to leave by along a unmade and muddy track when wet if you don't want to walk out onto the main road.

[sparkus]

A great massage that I would have been happy to get without any extras.

Without wishing to sound fluffy, I love it when that happens (and it does).

[sparkus]

There is a back door to leave by along a unmade and muddy track when wet if you don't want to walk out onto the main road.

I think we often try the back door and have to use the dirt track 

[Stitch]

I think we often try the back door and have to use the dirt track 

HaHa.... Great reply ! 

[Stitch]

Natural Balance Upminster - Re visited 

Quick call to them this morning @ 11.30 and was on the bed @ 12.00.
Booked a hour with Tin-Tia as my last visit here was a bit naff, but I knew Tin-Tia was worth the visit.
Nice welcome from the Madam as I walked in, as she said hello Michael. Handed over my £45 for 60mins and showed me to one of the rooms. They can't be very busy at the moment, as we got to the room she offered me a 4 Handed massage at a 'discounted rate' of £80 for the two girls (Tin-Tia & Linda)
I hadn't planed to spend that much today,  so I said it was too much for me today, then cheekily offered £70 ! That was met with a No !! Oh well, nothing ventured !
I get undressed and cover my bare butt with a small towel and in comes Tin-Tia, looking great in her traditional clothes and immediately removes the towel, saying we don't need that 
A bit of chat as the first lot of oil goes on and she gets to work, when there's a knock on the door and in walks madam suggesting £75 for the two. Oh well..., why not ! A few minutes later, Lynda joins us. Shorter than Tin-Tia, nice figure and very pretty. She better English than TT, and also comes across as very cheeky !! The girls get to work on me and it's okay, one working each end. Totally unorganised. Now TT really knows how to massage as I said in the original post and I would gladly see her just for the massage (and still would) but whilst TT was doing her best, Lynda was nothing special in the massage game but she did love to tease my crack and balls.  !! I knew she'd be more naughty !
Time to turn over and both attack the old feller with big smiles. Then down to business ! Lynda did most of the talking and the options came at me. HE, 1 girl £20. 2 girls £40. B2B-HE 1 girl £40, 2 girl £80. I laughed, how would we all get on the bed. Thoughts of a Happy Sandwich came to mind 
I opted for the HE with one for £20 as I'd already hit my budget, and choose Tin-Tai as it was her I came to see. TT soon gets to work on the old chap as Lynda left the room and with a little help from a finger teasing my crack and hole. It wasn't long before I showed my appreciation all over her hand. She cleaned me up with tissues and went back to work. Giving great head and shoulder massage. 60mins came up and it was all over. I had a very enjoyable session.

I don't think I'd bother with a 4hand again.
Tin-Tia is still the best masseur in the area imho.
Lynda is a naughty little girl that I've got to give a chance.

[brownie]

oh this isnt far the zen place, ill try this one out to 

[Davyboy25]

Which would u rate better Stitch? Natural Balance or Zen?

[Stitch]

Which would u rate better Stitch? Natural Balance or Zen?

Zen is probably the better place, due to its shower facilities and more varied girls.
Tin-Tia at Natural Balance is the best proper masseur I've seen in a long while, with the option of HE and B2B. But I've got to try Lynda.... There's just something about her 

[winkywanky]

Looked at their Gumtree ad. and WTF?

"Best relaxing massage while removing the body toxins use the special special method". So that's Chinese for: your spunk is toxic, we need to get it out of you! 

And: "Try our massage service offering Chinese CASTROL oil massages"  You likee furry sinfetic or da 10w/40? We check your spark prugs too! 

Also: "We also do lymph gland detoxing to help build immunity, fight cancer and other diseases and make you feel great again" Get the poison out of your limp gland and stop you getting cancer. 

I wonder whether you'd get offered that down at A&E?

[umailjack11]

Hi

did anyone tried Lynda (natural balance upminister) please any suggestions and reviews?

thanks
jack

[dieseldriver]

I've done a few reviews of Zen. The most recent a few days ago. Saw Layla. Brazilian, nice looker. But hey, read my review in the East England section.

Disappointing to see chocolatenuru of Chelmsford no longer on AW.   

[Titti Tatti]

Upminster is on the tube + inside M25 = LONDON?

[dieseldriver]

Upminster is on the tube + inside M25 = LONDON?

Maybe so, but Upminster is in Essex, as can be found on ordnance survey maps. And address's in Essex do not have a London postal address. Because some places are within the M25 circle does not necessarily make them in London. Essex = East England.

[sparkus]

Upminster is in the London Borough of Havering. If you dial 999 Essex Police won't show up.

[dieseldriver]

Gets more confusing by the minute? London boroughs in County area's.

[Hackneylad1]

All goes back to the days of the LCC (London County Council) when it was just inner boroughs. Then The London Borough of Havering was created in 1965 by the combined former area of the Municipal Borough of Romford and Hornchurch Urban District which had been transferred to Greater London from Essex by the London Government Act 1963.

[Stitch]

Maybe so, but Upminster is in Essex, as can be found on ordnance survey maps. And address's in Essex do not have a London postal address. Because some places are within the M25 circle does not necessarily make them in London. Essex = East England.

Barking is in Essex !
Ilford is in Essex !
Chigwell is in Essex !
Romford is in Essex !

What's the issue with Essex ?

Where do you Draw the line ??
Inside the Congestion Zone ?
Inside the Circle line ?
Inside the North & South Circular ?

Simples..... There's this dirty great big Blue line that goes around London called the M25. Your either IN or you Not, as I said Simples !! 

Rant over 

[dieseldriver]

Hahaha, I always look at London as well as East England anyway. Never know who is recommended on my travels? So wont miss any reviews of Upminster establishments.......

But like to some more reviews of Ching in Ockendon, even though I've seen her three times. London or East England??

[Titti Tatti]

Hahaha, I always look at London as well as East England anyway. Never know who is recommended on my travels? So wont miss any reviews of Upminster establishments.......

But like to some more reviews of Ching in Ockendon, even though I've seen her three times. London or East England??

Ockenden, outside the Pale, aka inside M25, aka civilisation, aka London. Simples.


East England is so big it beggars belief that my one review in Mildenhall is of interest to anyone in Peterborough or Southend.   No need to make it bigger still.

[dieseldriver]

Wherever its posted, like to see if anyone's got further that I have? Sliding my hands up her dress to nice arse above stocking tops while standing at my head, and touching her pussy outside her panties that she wont remove.

As for the finish, much better than some at Zen have given me!

[sparkus]

Wherever its posted, like to see if anyone's got further that I have? Sliding my hands up her dress to nice arse above stocking tops while standing at my head, and touching her pussy outside her panties that she wont remove.

As for the finish, much better than some at Zen have given me!

Glad we're back to talking about NB.

[longoneforyou]

Wherever its posted, like to see if anyone's got further that I have? Sliding my hands up her dress to nice arse above stocking tops while standing at my head, and touching her pussy outside her panties that she wont remove.

As for the finish, much better than some at Zen have given me!

Diesel who was this with ?

[bigbrit]

Diesel, off topic Re natural balance but I’ve seen ching 4 times and never got any further than you. I have asked her outright and she says she won’t strip and no b2b. Let me know if you have any more luck than I’ve had!

[longoneforyou]

bigbrit, I have seen qianqian twice at NB, £60 extra on top of the £40 entrance fee got OWO CIM but spit out, bit toothy for me TBH

[dieseldriver]

Diesel, off topic Re natural balance but I’ve seen ching 4 times and never got any further than you. I have asked her outright and she says she won’t strip and no b2b. Let me know if you have any more luck than I’ve had!

Don't think I'll bother any more? Instead do a search for someone who will........