Author Topic: Busty British Chloe - Bracknell  (Read 15768 times)


9 review(s) for BRITISH BLOND BELLE (0 positive, 1 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by ]

LL

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I saw Busty British Chloe today at a hotel in Bracknell.  She mainly works in the Buckinghamshire / Berkshire area.
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Phoned her this morning and asked what time she would be free to meet.  She told me that she would check in to the hotel at 10:30am so I could come any time after that.  I suggested 11am which was accepted.  £80 for 45 minutes (a "summer special" according to her profile - 45 minutes for the price of 30).  On the phone she said it would be £10 extra for OWO but I said I didn't want that as I was happy with OW.

Arrived at the hotel and called her from the car park at 11am.  She said she'd just pulled into the car park herself so I said no rush, and asked her to call me when she was checked in and ready to see me.

A few minutes later I got a call from Chloe with the room number so I headed straight in to reception and walked up to her room.  When I arrived it was 11:10.  Chloe answered the door whilst on the phone to another client - "Steve" (hey that's not our own Steve2 is it?!) and ushered me in.  She's not wearing any special sexy outfit or anything just plain jeans and a sweatshirt top.  Underneath is boring shapeless beige underwear.  Maybe she would have made the effort if she wasn't running late getting to the hotel but I'm not sure about that.  She finished her call and the started chatting away to me - the usual stuff, where had I come from, what do I do.  She's a very chatty girl.  I'm not sure I wanted to hear all about her arrangements for her kids as soon as I arrive - how her Mum was looking after them whilst she was working, etc, etc.  I hand over the cash as she's getting undressed and then get undressed myself.  She asked me if I want anything extra like CIM to which I said no.  I took a good look at Chloe.  I'm rubbish at guessing ages but I would say she's probably early thirties - only a little older than stated on her profile.  She has a pretty face and nice big breasts, lovely long legs.  Her stomach is a little saggy, from having kids I guess, and she's carrying a bit of weight on her hips too.  Neither of which I was too fussed about - that's not why she gets a negative.

I sat down on the bed next to Chloe and we start caressing each other a bit.  I had to ask for a kiss and this was her style really.  Not a girlfriend experience like she advertises, too clinical from the very beginning.  I'm laying on a towel on the bed next to her and I can feel the pack of baby wipes and the lube next to my legs.  She goes to suck my cock but I remind her that we'd talked on the phone about it and that I wanted OW, and besides there was an extra cost for OWO apparently (that's why I didn't feel I needed to state explictly at the beginning that I wanted any oral to be done covered).  Whatever I ask her for she obliges politely (when I want to change position, etc) but she's not even pretending to be into it.  A girlfriend experience is easy to pull off - it simply involves eye contact and kisses and cuddling, that's all.  If she's not comfortable to do that then she shouldn't advertise GFE on her profile.  Her eyes were closed the whole time we were having sex.  She made no attempt to kiss or cuddle me.  In the first few minutes I asked her if I could cum twice. "No, that would be the 45 minute booking or longer for cum twice" was her answer.  I told her that I had booked 45 minutes.  "Oh, OK", she says, maintaining politeness and friendliness the whole time.  I guess she just forgot that I had asked for her special summer deal 45 minutes for the price of 30.  Maybe some guys call up without having seen that on her profile.  Now some more negative points - kissing was very light, not passionate. Actually that was probably just as well since although I was her first client of the day, her breath didn't smell nice.  Like a mixture of cigarette smoke and morning breath.  I don't think she was freshly showered either.  Not dirty but you can tell when somebody's just had a shower as they smell of the shower-gel / soap.  I thought that if I was her first client of the day then she'd be immaculate.  Before I left my own house, I had a shower, brushed my teeth, ironed a smart shirt to wear.  I even shaved my balls for fuck sake!  So I put a lot of effort in to being hygenic and presentable and I don't think she put much in at all.

The next negative.  "I'm not sure I'll be able to make you cum twice" she says 15 minutes in.  Next thing I know she's really going for it.  Up until this point I'd been going really slow.  That's how I like to do it when I'm on the clock, just take it really slow and gently so I don't cum too quick.  Now she's riding on top grabbing hold of the headboard with both hands and pounding the shit out of me.  I came in the condom (didn't manage to take it off in time to cum on her).  She cleaned me up and then starts getting dressed.  Fuck.  "Is this the end of our session then?", I ask her.  "I can give you a massage but I don't think I'll have time to make you cum again", she replies.  I show her the time - it's 11:30 - I'm 20 minutes in.  I explain to her that I've had less than half of the time I've paid for.  "You got here at 11 didn't you?", she asks.  I explain that she didn't even check in to the hotel until after 11 and that I got to her room at 11:10.  "Oh OK then".  On Chloe's profile it says she's been doing this job for many years.  Wouldn't it be the first thing you'd learn, to look at the clock on the wall as the money is handed over?

Chloe's phone rang half way through our session.  She didn't answer it but checked it for a text just as we finished.  It was her Mum looking for door keys.  I don't feel that she was trying to con me out of the last 25 minutes - I think that's just disorganised.  Her mind is elsewhere - she's thinking about her kids and her Mum.  She's not able to shut all that out during our session.  I've paid her a discounted rate for our time together.  However, it's still £80!  It's a lot of money and I don't feel I got good value for money.

Anyway, I'm about to lay down for a massage or pluck up the courage to ask her if we can have sex again (it seems like I'd have to talk her into it) but then I just think, fuck it - do I really want to be here any more?  I make an excuse, get dressed, use the bathroom and leave.  25 minutes in.

Chloe, take some advice - your heart isn't in it - do something else.  I'm sure you need the money to support your kids but if you want to do this job you have to put more effort into it to keep people coming back.  No wonder you're offering discounted rates on your profile!  Actually I read your profile and I fell for it - the persona you'd invented for yourself on there ("I love my job").  I thought that if I picked an older lady, and an English one too there wouldn't be any risk of having the cold crappy experiences that I've had when booking EE girls in London most of the time (OK, some of them were good but on the whole I mean).

So in summary - Chloe is a very pretty, lovely, chatty and friendly girl but offered a run-of-the-mill service rather than a GFE.

Once again I've risked punting with someone who's not had a review posted here and I've been disappointed with it.

jimbobwood

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Sorry to hear about your shitty punt. What is wrong with wg's trying to cut your time short?! Hope the next punt is better mate.

Melb

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Glad I saw your review, I nearly booked her.

Offline ampersand

What a shame, she looks gorgeous - not a surprise that you took a risk on her.

Offline sailor3

Thanks for this review, I was tempted until reading this.

vorian

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Thanks for this review, I was tempted until reading this.

Nice one, sharing knowledge helps avoid the bad punts.

sash

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thanks for detail - was on list to do in Berks but will wait to see if she gets this feedback and sorts it out so its a mutually enjoyable time together.

mrfixit37

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  :thumbsup: I love this site ..was just going to book her .. But now the computer says no.  :thumbsdown:

LL

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  :thumbsup: I love this site ..was just going to book her .. But now the computer says no.  :thumbsdown:
It was over a year ago.  You never know she might have read my review and changed her attitude / started putting more effort it.  But I wouldn't risk it again personally.

mrfixit37

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It was over a year ago.  You never know she might have read my review and changed her attitude / started putting more effort it.  But I wouldn't risk it again personally.

Nah I'll pass . nothing worse than someone that's going through the motions. I'm not so niave to think they're there for my sparkling personality and good looks just my money but I would like some kind of good acting lol

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Cheers for the review mate. Saved me some time/money there too! I love UKPunting! Haha
Banned reason: Thinks it's Ebay, posting sales ads all over.
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Offline Huawei

I just did a quick search, and she just popped up in Bracknell today - looked good and I was about to call... then I thought to check on here, and thank fuck I did! Won't be calling now. The profile reads really well, but UKP says differently.  :thumbsdown:

Thanks LL  :thumbsup:

Offline Billy Buxton

Many thanks for the report, I saw this girl before Xmas as she is often in the Farnborough working out of the [Hotel names removed by admin, exchange names by PM].

The punt was even worse than yours, I booked for the hour , and when I got to the room she was dressed for doing housework, baggy t-shirt and loose fitting jeans.  As soon as I had paid she just stripped off and sat on the bed whilst I undressed. Everything from then on in was poor, hand job, blow job and sex no interaction in fact it was just how I would imagine it is shagging the wife! (which I don't have).

All the time she just moaned about how much her kids were going to cost her at Xmas, how hard life is, how much Xmas costs, jesus it was hell.  I shot my load dressed and got the fuck out of there.

Be warned this is one worn out old WG that is just going through the motions as she has neither the looks or the brains to do anything else!

Stay well away

Billy

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I saw this girl before Xmas

Any chance you could copy and paste this and a bit more detail into a standalone review, please?

At present, there is only one review of her. Having more reviews helps build up a picture when one is researching - a single negative review may be discarded by many as a possible one-off bad experience.

Thanks.

Matt2015770

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Saw her about 2 years ago in Hilton, bracknell.

As said, was wearing plain clothes and did not look that sexy. Was horny so went ahead with it..

No interest what so ever, very saggy every where and that was couple of years ago.. Very bad service, and definetley would not recommend ever to anyone..

Avoid

Offline Silver Birch

Thanks for the review & comments. I was doing a bit of research and thought "she looks nice". Dodged a bullet there. Thanks  :drinks:

Offline hantshagger

Thanks for this review, I was tempted until reading this.

She is the worst girl  EVER  -  please avoid!

LL

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I'm amazed that's she still on the game to be honest. It's over 2.5 years ago since I saw her. Surely word would have gotten around the South of England by now that she's not worth seeing. Since then nobody has jumped in to defend her anyway - via comments here or with their own positive review. I see she's working over in Surrey now so she'll be looking for some more punters to scam, somewhere new.

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I'm sorry that I only found this site a couple of weeks ago, or I may have saved people time and money.  I saw the lady about two months ago, and was as disappointed as the others.  The punt is a bit of a vague memory now, so I couldn't write a review that would be of the required standard of this site.  Pretty looking girl in the photos, but zero for attitude, and also for effort.

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I'm amazed that's she still on the game to be honest. It's over 2.5 years ago since I saw her. Surely word would have gotten around the South of England by now that she's not worth seeing. Since then nobody has jumped in to defend her anyway - via comments here or with their own positive review. I see she's working over in Surrey now so she'll be looking for some more punters to scam, somewhere new.


The fact you posted this review and warning (thanks for sharing). May have stopped others from punting her.

But like many forums, if they know of it. People read, but don't often comment or add.




 

Offline Joe112

Glad I saw your review, I nearly booked her.

i sadly did book her - and shouldve seen this review before hand!!!!!

i saw her - and in the first ten mins - she said "you look asian (indian) - therefore, it's just not going to happen" ....

i was not goign to argue a case and say "i just came back from holiday" - instead i went.... you're right - can i have my money and leave please?

DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!

also - her pics are wrong! she looks about 2 dress sizes bigger, with stretch marks all over. *shiver*

LL

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A lucky escape for you my friend. Although it was a very long time ago I saw her, I still remember the encounter clearly, no matter how hard I try to forget it! :D

Offline thekman100

i sadly did book her - and shouldve seen this review before hand!!!!!

i saw her - and in the first ten mins - she said "you look asian (indian) - therefore, it's just not going to happen" ....

i was not goign to argue a case and say "i just came back from holiday" - instead i went.... you're right - can i have my money and leave please?

DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR!!!

also - her pics are wrong! she looks about 2 dress sizes bigger, with stretch marks all over. *shiver*

OMG, are you f'ing kidding me? You LOOKED asian and therefore said it wasn't going to happen!?? Jesus Christ, that is indeed disgusting racist behaviour. She shouldn't just be blacklisted from me, but from everyone!

I get so wound up with this, "it's nothing personal but my just my preference" bullshit. Asian money is the same as any money. We have all the same body parts and same colour spunk!!!

Offline Joe112

Agreed. Disgusting behaviour sadly mate.
Big turn off

Offline Cum_again

Avoid this beast

Avoid avoid avoid...

There are poor girls and then there's Chloe, who is in a whole different league of awful..

JS1965

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She looks and sounds fucking awful

Bigboy2k

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Get a review up n AW too to help those who haven't found this site?!