Probably one of the worst puns I’ve ever had. Arrived at the house and was simply told, up stairs then. I asked for a massage, got some baby lotion and a shoulder rub. Chewed gum for the majority of it, then when I started to give her oral she moaned and groaned but seemed fake. I’m not well endowed yet she said it was too big and hurting trying to get me to go into a position I specifically said I didn’t want to do. She isn’t very discreet either. Had several texts weeks later asking who I was.
She did have a nice body, nice boobs and her fanny was clean shaven and looking fine! That was probably the only positives.
