Dwarfs/ Midgets

[Trenchrat1418]

Anybody have any details of any dwarfs or midgets, offering sexual services in the North West

[cueball]

I'll keep a close eye on this thread as there's little choice and we're short of midgets in the nw 

It's a growing niche though




Ok, ok, I'll get my coat 

[chrishornx]

I'll keep a close eye on this thread as there's little choice and we're short of midgets in the nw 

It's a growing niche though




Ok, ok, I'll get my coat 

for the sake of the debate what is the height limit to qualify??

[Thecunninglinguist]

for the sake of the debate what is the height limit to qualify??

Maybe the OP will let us know shortly?

[MrMog]

I see little attraction in midgets to be honest.

[bigthickdick]

Anybody have any details of any dwarfs or midgets, offering sexual services in the North West

I'm sure you can't get any lower than that...

[BP]

Hi Hoooooooooo

[Trenchrat1418]

I saw a lady who was a midget whilst out shopping on Saturday and looking for pornos on Saturday night

I came across some videos and thought I may try that

Hence the question, I think the height would be about 4 foot

[chrishornx]

I saw a lady who was a midget whilst out shopping on Saturday and looking for pornos on Saturday night

I came across some videos and thought I may try that

Hence the question, I think the height would be about 4 foot

so you saw the lady whilst out shopping and then again when looking for porno? Sound like you pulled and the search is over.

if not try this...  External Link/Members Only

[Clitheroelad]

We're a bit short of midgets at the moment.

[klaus88]

I second this post. Can we not compile a collect prize for the first to find a decent midget/dwarf? Been looking for years. Even when going abroad. Going Amsterdam soon. Anything there?

[JAShoots]

searched by height on AW a few months ago shortest I could find was about 4ft 5

[Laid_back_bloke]

I saw a dwarf once for some roleplay once.
Got told “It’s 60quid”. I said “I’ve only got 40”. Reply came “I’m not Happyl”. “OK”, I said “Which one are you then”.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[irwell]

I second this post. Can we not compile a collect prize for the first to find a decent midget/dwarf? Been looking for years. Even when going abroad. Going Amsterdam soon. Anything there?

Is four foot nine a dwarf? If so, I claim the prize with External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

and she's in the NW, Darwen to be precise

[softlad25]

what a shame bareback advertised 

[shaft10]

I saw a dwarf once for some roleplay once.
Got told “It’s 60quid”. I said “I’ve only got 40”. Reply came “I’m not Happyl”. “OK”, I said “Which one are you then”.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Trenchrat1418]

No luck on finding a midget/ dwarf to play with

I think I will have a short each night of this 15 year old of scotch whiskey 🥃 which was going to the prize

 

[xxlmuscles]

What about these?

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4'7"  /www.adultwork.com/2826624 or External Link/Members Only

[scutty brown]

this girls profile says she is 4' tall, but that doesn't fit  her other statistics of size / weight

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[Blackpool Rock]

this girls profile says she is 4' tall, but that doesn't fit  her other statistics of size / weight

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Yeah I did a quick search on AW for height to see who was the smallest and there were a few Rom's putting down very short sizes such as 4' so i'm thinking they don't understand feet and Inches

[goldwing1]

Yeah I did a quick search on AW for height to see who was the smallest and there were a few Rom's putting down very short sizes such as 4' so i'm thinking they don't understand feet and Inches

She`s changed her hair colour External Link/Members Only
and someone smells a rat here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=104618.375

[ThrustMaster]

Not in your area but still, pretty short all the same.   

4'2"

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[Trenchrat1418]

So we are all in agreement that we are short of dwarfs and midgets in the region

So out of the 7 dwarfs, which 1, am I for putting up this ridiculous post

[klaus88]

So we are all in agreement that we are short of dwarfs and midgets in the region

So out of the 7 dwarfs, which 1, am I for putting up this ridiculous post

Its not though. Genuinely been looking for years

[Trenchrat1418]

Its not though. Genuinely been looking for years

Ok, your mission should you accept it.  Is to find a midget or a dwarf and have your wicked way with her and report back.

[titton]

Never shag midgets with a low I.Q.

Why?

Because it's not big and it's not clever!!

I thank you.

[bigbilly22]

Not in your area but still, pretty short all the same.   

4'2"

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Fuck me. Is that Jocky Wilson in drag??

[cueball]

Not in your area but still, pretty short all the same.   

4'2"

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Hell fire, she's fussy too... She wants a face pic on top of needing to fancy the man who's paying her

 

[Trenchrat1418]

I

[Fast and Bulbous]

I

That definitely qualifies as the shortest comment so far on this thread

[Schuey]

I find Midget hookers little to get excited about...

[JAShoots]

Not in your area but still, pretty short all the same.   

4'2"

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Fussy bitch! Oh hang in she's got a private gallery.... at only £0.60p I'm goin in.....

[scutty brown]

I find Midget hookers little to get excited about...

must be great if you only have a short penis