PenelopeDelRay - Wakefield

[Gas Man 40s]

Comms good, fired off a text, shagging 45 mins later

Paid £100 for an hour

Positives :

Offered a shower which I took before and after
Decent apartment, another girl in there
Decent kissing
Good blowjob OWO
Took a good pounding in missionary and doggy

Negatives:

A few rolls of belly fat
Whilst I was showering her next client turned up so I had to wait in bathroom whilst she put him in the bedroom
So she didn’t shower between customers

Conclusion :

Was a good shag, facially she was ok but a 5/6 in my eyes
Bigger lass than I expected but good arse
Big responsive nipples but had a belly on her and not showering puts me off a repeat

[Dick Cheese]

Oh dear,conveyer belt,not good  a shame she was on my to do list.

[vw]

Down hill since fishypoo it seem

the shower thing is well out of order, one to avoid IMO

Must have eaten loads since the last reviews then

A few rolls of belly fat

she’s fat free other than the slightest bit of a belly.

Or is it bait and switch?

[Gas Man 40s]

Reckon same lass as pic, tits are the same



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[Gas Man 40s]

Other lass must be taking her bookings as mine was confirmed halfway through me podging her unless I didn’t notice her on her phone in doggy 

[mrfishyfoo]

Oh dear !! Oh DEAR !!!  and OH DEAR !!!! 

Looks and body shape is subjective so I stand by my description which appears to be mirrored by MrT in his review.

Curvy “swimmers” figure with broad shoulders slim waist and child bearing hips. A little bit of fat here and there, but she aint fat and of course those huge and perky tits.

Running a conveyor and not showering is unforgivable. 

I certainly won't be making a return visit after reading this. 

[vw]

Looks and body shape is subjective so I stand by my description which appears to be mirrored by MrT in his review.

Rolls of fat and no fat are not subjective IMO, she must have been eating loads.   

she’s fat free other than the slightest bit of a belly.

[mrfishyfoo]

Rolls of fat and no fat are not subjective IMO, she must have been eating loads.   

You going to come fuck her MrVW ?? 

You can then put us all right. 

[vw]

You going to come fuck her MrVW ?? 

You can then put us all right. 

No thanks, not if she eats at that rate, she might eat me.   

[Gas Man 40s]

A few rolls of belly fat and a slightest of belly

Is there really that much difference?

Basically she has a bit of a belly! Ffs

[Gas Man 40s]

And deffo same lass as picture as she had a shit tattoo on her left shoulder same as the pic

[vw]

A few rolls of belly fat and a slightest of belly

Is there really that much difference?

Yes massive difference one sounds good one sounds horrible.

[Tricks]

Sounds like she's had a brush with the ugly stick and put on a couple of stones since I saw her.

Disregarding that, her new found popularity since Fishy's review has done her no favours... Green grey red. Not really the way she would have hoped for.
She's added some more rules too

[Gas Man 40s]

Yes massive difference one sounds good one sounds horrible.

Do you even punt in Yorkshire?

[vw]

Do you even punt in Yorkshire?

i punt in the UK, this is UK punting.   

should you not be taking things out on those that fed her or down played the belly. 

Has the fish been on pm?   

[cueball]

One says she's fat free, one says she's a swimmer and another says she's a few rolls of greggs wrapped round her  lets think of her as milk... red top, green top or full fat blue top 

You should've described her accurately fishy  I don't mind trackling a big un when the mood takes me 

Having said that, I don't want to tackle a big un that's not been in the shower between punters 

[mrfishyfoo]

A few rolls of belly fat and a slightest of belly

Is there really that much difference?

Basically she has a bit of a belly! Ffs

FFS indeed. 

Not in my books but I know there are some on here that get very excited with wordsmithery and the semantics of it all, is it logical or lexical, as that can really get their blood boiling.

Perhaps I should have described her as being "A thick set Polish lass that's starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly" 

[vw]

Perhaps I should have described her as being "A thick set Polish lass that's starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly" 

that would have been useful to punters but not brand fishyfoo though.   

[cueball]

Perhaps I should have described her as being "A thick set Polish lass that's starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly

All joking apart fishy, maybe you should have done.

I can see cas man has no interest in a conflict with you, doesn't hold any angst and can see its all just punting....

But... he'll have had your fat free comment in his mind when he knocked on the door... only to be shocked by what he saw.

we're all just pixels on a computer screen, if the description in a review is inaccurate then what else is inaccurate too 

[cueball]

I've a question for cas man too.....

Had you paid before the shower cas?

I ask because I think I'd have walked if a lass brought another punter in the gaff whilst I were in the shower.

I've never experienced that though

[mrfishyfoo]

......if the description in a review is inaccurate then what else is inaccurate too

HERE WE GO AGAIN. 

I stand by the semantics of my description.

You cannot say whether my description is accurate or not as you have not met her.

Even MrCM40 agrees it's semantics.....

A few rolls of belly fat and a slightest of belly

Is there really that much difference?

Basically she has a bit of a belly! Ffs

[vw]

HERE WE GO AGAIN. 

I stand by the semantics of my description.

You cannot say whether my description is accurate or not as you have not met her.

Even MrCM40 agrees it's semantics.....

So are you saying she put on rolls of fat in a week?

Or like me read you massively down played it?

Or does rolls of fat equal a slight belly in yorkshire?

[cueball]

I stand by the semantics of my description.

You cannot say whether my description is accurate or not as you have not met her.

And I shall never know neither, not because she's a porker...because she's an unshowered porker.

Touchy aren't we 

[mrfishyfoo]

So are you saying she put on rolls of fat in a week?

Or like me read you massively down played it?

Or does rolls of fat equal a slight belly in yorkshire?

Think what you want and see what you chose MrVW. 

To state it's massively downplayed is mischievous and you know it.

Here's MrCM40's clarification again as you don't seem able to read it.

A few rolls of belly fat and a slightest of belly

Is there really that much difference?

Basically she has a bit of a belly! Ffs

As no there really isn't that much of a difference.

[mrfishyfoo]

Sounds like she's had a brush with the ugly stick and put on a couple of stones since I saw her.

Apparently so. 

Perhaps we should have gone to Specsavers. 

[vw]

To state it's massively downplayed is mischievous and you know it.

It is mischievous to mislead fellow punters IMO

Maybe ask admin to replace slightest of belly on your review with your reworded version.   

"A thick set Polish lass that's starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly" 

[mrfishyfoo]

It is mischievous to mislead fellow punters IMO

Then report me if that's what you think as I stand by my description.

[vw]

Then report me if that's what you think as I stand by my description.

I stand by your description id crap.

I will post your retraction on your review too to help other punters

Happy to change your rating if required.

[mrfishyfoo]

I stand by your description id crap.

I will post your retraction on your review too to help other punters

Really when you haven't met her. 

You going to post MrCM40's retraction as well ??

Oh and don't forget to post Tricks description while you are at it so show a balanced view. 

[vw]

Really when you haven't met her. 

You going to post MrCM40's retraction as well ??

Oh and don't forget to post Tricks description while you are at it so show a balanced view. 

Well putting your alternative "semantics" seems to be the most appropriate on your review.

Probably proof as to not review so soon after meeting.   

[cueball]

I like my milk analogy  ....

Fishy says she's red top

Tricks says she's green top

Cas man says she's blue top

Nobody says she's carnation.... yet 

[threechilliman]

Fuck me, this thread ain't half made me laugh.

[Neptune]

Its a case of it being subjective.

[mrfishyfoo]

Fuck me, this thread ain't half made me laugh.

You could come and fuck her.....then we'd have another opinion as to whether it's rolls of pies or just the first sign of the fuckers. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Its a case of it being subjective.

Exactly. 

One mans idea of a fat cunt is another mans idea of a lass that needs fattening up. 

[cueball]

Exactly. 

One mans idea of a fat cunt is another mans idea of a lass that needs fattening up. 

I've sussed it, sussed I say.....

When she said she's a gym fan you thought running machines, weights and turbo trainers.....

But fishmonger, you forgot to take into account she's not from round here, she didn't mean GYM, she meant JIM.... jims pie n peas cafe is what she's on about....

Blue top, blue top I say 

[wristjob]

When I saw her I didn't see any rolls of fat - but I was distracted.

The shower thing is minging. The problem is I kind of assume all WGs are like this unless there's evidence to the contrary. One of the things that I really liked about GFE was that most the girls jumped in the shower briefly after.

I was thinking of seeing her again and seeing if she does shared showers (shower & big tits is such a great combo) - prob a deal breaker for me now.

[cueball]

The shower thing is minging. The problem is I kind of assume all WGs are like this unless there's evidence to the contrary.

Maybe, but there is a huge difference between assuming they don't shower and having it shoved in your face.

Letting the next punter in during my booking is a massive red flag to me, it would be the same if I were the next punter too.

[mrfishyfoo]

When I saw her I didn't see any rolls of fat - but I was distracted.

Hmmmmm........me too by a huge pair of tits. 

The shower thing is minging.....

Isn't it just.......and the bringing another punter into the flat while MrCM40 was in the shower is downright fucking disgraceful.

[wristjob]

Maybe, but there is a huge difference between assuming they don't shower and having it shoved in your face.

Absolutely. I always assume it's a possibility but there's a bit of willing suspension of disbelief. Can't do that when presented with contrary evidence.

[wristjob]

Hmmmmm........me too by a huge pair of tits. 

Everyone looks for different things. Big tits usually come with some kind of baggage and IMO PDR has less than most. She's down as 29, and even if you believe that 100% girls that age either have that vacuum packed gym look or they get a bit of flab on their arms and elsewhere.

Don't want to get accused of being a WK, IMO she's better than most offering a £60/100 service. Totally doesn't justify the shower/next punter issues which are 100x as bad IMO.

[Gas Man 40s]

Yeah was a good service, but she isn’t gym fit, and she does kiss and OWO,
So a bit off putting that she hasn’t washed between sucking my cock and kissing the next punter 

[Kendrig]

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