Author Topic: The Phoenix Club - August 2017 - A Saturday  (Read 23251 times)


162 review(s) for Phoenix Parties (145 positive, 12 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Steely Dan]

Offline jeezyuk


Without the full unobscured faces it's difficult, some are obvious, others are trickier to identify, but the girl on her own looks like Lila and I'm pretty sure that the braided girl with Toni is Lila too, must have been taken on different days with different outfits hairstyles.

If you compare with this shot, the girl with braids is also looking a lot like Lila...though due a new influx of new girls and me not visiting for about 6 weeks there are about 15 on the Gallery who I've yet to meet.

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Girl in your link looks like she has some African origins in her but I could be wrong

Offline SirCharles

Girl in your link looks like she has some African origins in her but I could be wrong
Lila is african, i mean, half russian half from domenican republican so, of african origin is correct

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Lila is african, i mean, half russian half from domenican republican so, of african origin is correct

She says something different every time about her origins, so I wouldn't pay too much credence to any of it.   :lol:


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Girl in your link looks like she has some African origins in her but I could be wrong

Almost 100% certain it's Lila.

Offline jeezyuk

Cheers... been a while since I stuck my cock inside her. She used to be Vera

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Smiths has documented quite well in this thread, but for the record - VT is the 10th TPC Tout to get banned. Possibly the main TPC Tout.

Adios, find something better to do with your £26.99

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Hardly rocket science that he was a tout.

Smelt of one.

Offline Kingy28

TrevorN/gabbar & whoever else is behind these twitter accounts have not only targeted the HOD addresses,  but they've also published pics of Lady Em,  Moss & the current location. They've even published the full address. Phoenix twitter is down presumably as a result of these attacks

Offline jeezyuk

Title: An underwhelming visit to The Phoenix Club.

This review contains some standard details from my earlier TPC reviews.
Meant to post it earlier but have been busy.

Link: External Link/Members Only

Services:
DFK
OWO
CIM (accident)
RO
Hand job
Penetration (Protected)

Price: £160 for 2 hours

Comm's: Via phone call, with address texted afterwards.

Location: A basement flat near Edgware Road Station. I guess you could say it is fit for purpose but when I walked in, even the stairwell made me feel like walking. More details later on. Large beds where the action takes place. Shower and towels provided as well as a safe place for valuables. Deodorant no longer applied by the girls, after showering - think we should go back to it.

Would I visit again: Probably but only after the place is renovated and EM sorts out the other issues in the text below.

The crowd: 10:5 ratio to begin with but then myself and one gent came late so ... 12:5 ratio for the first half hour until Barbara joined to make it 12:6. Most gents in the 40-60 age range and three (including me) in the 25-40 age bracket.

Summary of the meet:

The girls and a few notes about their servie:

1. Toni -

Stunning blonde porn star (Karlie Simon). Great OWO with eye contact + accidental CIM. Didn't wash between rounds I noticed so no RO for me. Mechanical sex in mish and doggy but she was tight. She didn't go around encouraging punters to participate and I pretty much had to force my cock into her face to get her started. I have looked forward to this girl for a long time - following the reviews about her looks and performance - for me it was a lackluster performance.

2. Asia -

Ugly face but up for it. She kept trying to get people involved which was good. Fit body but the face turned me off. Decent OWO but no eye contact and she was very busy so didn't cum inside of her. I gave her a few jabs from behind at one point but she was too busy sucking off another punter to get into a comfortable position for me to drop my jellyfish.

3. Ruby -

It was her first day. She was a real performer! .. but fml - she had bad breath and tasted funny...
Ruby is good looking IMHO and a sex goddess. Can't believe she licked off the other english girl that was there (didn't get her name). Always encouraging people to get involved and definitely in it to please. DFK, RO, OWO, Mish, Doggy... 1 pop. She might have gotten another pop if only her mouth didn't taste and smell a bit off.
Ruby .. if you are listening .. I highly recommend Listerine - original flavour hun ... it burns but fuck me I feel like your oral hygiene needs some fires from the depths of Hell.

4. There was another English girl too - didn't get her name - suggest a few and I'll remember .. wasn't Chantelle or Jasmin for sure.

Pale skin, dark hair, chubby. Great fuck but ugly face. Her pics on TPC website flattered her .. in real life I wouldn't want her on my table. Fucked her anyway because she was up for it and also because some guy abandoned her for Cindy so I felt I had to step in to make her feel less like second place. Doggy, superb OWO - another pop. She was enthusiastic overall.

5. Cindy -

Friendly, beautiful, sexy tattoos, sex goddess ... I had a lot of competition for her but luckily she went to the smaller room with only one bed... I sat next to the bed waiting for my moment and when it came I ended up fucking her for almost 45 minutes. I was greedy with her. OWO, RO, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, mish, doggy, standing fuck - I hogged her because she was enthusiastic, smelled great, looked amazing and fucking her dripping in sweat just made me want more. She got 3 pops from me.

6. Barbara -

Everyone is familiar .. won't do too much detail. She had to jump in to make it 2:1 ratio. I fancied her on the day but I had had a few beers. She did suck me off well while I licked Ruby off.

So aside from the issues with some girls ... what else was wrong?

- Well the new flat is currently a dump. It needs a serious renovation. Stark contrast to Hyde Park mansion. The bathroom was dirty with used towels everywhere. The kitchen is off limits because apparently there is some window that we could be seen through - never confirmed as I wasn't allowed in the kitchen. The large room is fit for purpose with the same old beds but it is very basic and also very dirty. When I say dirty, I mean the sheets don't look like they are changed before each party like in the old days. I recall Emily changing the sheets at the end of a couple parties. Emily - we miss you darling. The furniture is dated and the ambience is just that of an orgy in a dirty shack. I would very much like if we went back to the Hyde Park mansion.

- It was fucking hot on the day. No fans in sight. I enjoyed dripping in sweat with Cindy but with everyone else it was just gross and it stank.

- Shortage of robes and clean towels. Some people were knicking other people’s robes when taking breaks. We were asked to find a spot for our robes where we knew to find them. We were asked to keep our towels and reuse as well because there were only a few. FFS ... towels ad robes cost fuck all. Emily used to wash them while we partied - to keep the flow constant. Go to IKEA or something EM.

- Annoying arabic/indian music playing from an iPad with poor quality. It was off-putting and annoying. I like Asian music and movies .. but honestly turning the sound off would have been better.

- Way too busy. Although not more than 2:1 throughout ... Barabara only jumped in after 30mins so 2:1 was exceeded at the start.

- Multi-room layout means one room is ram packed and the other quiet. This has pros and cons but overall it was a negative for me.

- Because we aren't allowed in the kitchen, we can't select what drinks we want or even know what is available. At Hyde Park we had a nice selection of beverages and we could take what we like. Another cost cutting measure.

- Snacks were just a cheese board with crackers. What happened to the days of nuggets or pizza or samosas? I know we aren't there to eat but fuck .. TPC used to have such high standards and I used to enjoy munching on something other than cheese and crackers while there... cost cutting when you live in a mansion and pimp out all these girls ... pure greed or mismanagement.

For 160£ .. I left before the end (which is something I never do) and with very mixed feelings too.

EM was in attendance and managing the party a bit but she spent more time in the living room chatting than anything else.

I was a massive fan of TPC in my early days there. Never been to LMP but I always enjoyed TPC in the past. I took the punt after they moved to Edgware Road... and to be honest ... I would consider going back if only for the selection of girls possible .. but generally I wish someone would start something similar in a nice flat, with all the constant suggestions by punters incorporated. A little competition would get EM in the groove .. but while she has the monopoly .. nothing will happen and it may even get worse.

EM.. I beg of you .. get us back to the LMP days. I don't know what you doing otherwise .. but you need to revisit TPC business model.

Side note:
some gents are fucking gross .. shaving takes very little time but you come with your forests and drop leaves everywhere ... cut them pubes down - this is London not France .. this was the first crowd I punted with that was so unfit and poorly groomed that it even put me off far less for what it must have done for the girls. I usually get a kick off seeing presentable punters fucking while on my break.

As I am OCD and like completeness... just wanted to fill in the gap. The girl whose name I couldn’t remember is Amy ... now back in the TPC lineup for this Monday. Great fuck .. not a looker... pics very inaccurate. Hope this helps anyone thinking about a Monday visit.

 :hi:
« Last Edit: May 13, 2018, 10:36:57 am by jeezyuk »

Offline samtor

Jeez Jeezy!  You are obviously an experienced and discerning punting connoisseur.  A very detailed review.  But I am confused by a number of your comments.


Stunning blonde porn star (Karlie Simon). Great OWO with eye contact...She was a real performer! .. Can't believe she licked off the other english girl that was there (didn't get her name)...Great fuck but ugly face...Friendly, beautiful, sexy tattoos, sex goddess ...  I ended up fucking her for almost 45 minutes. I was greedy with her. She got 3 pops from me.


So 6 pops (including CIM) with 5 girls whose descriptions include the what you wrote above...and the review is "Negative".  So you had 2 hours with "stunning blonde porn star" and "sex goddess" with 2-on-1 on you, girl-on-girl thrown in?  That's "Bucket List" dream for many people, not "negative".


- Well the new flat is currently a dump. . I would very much like if we went back to the Hyde Park mansion.


Hyde Park Mansion was amazing, but I would not call the current place a "dump".  It's pretty par for the course for inner city London.  I've splurged £300 to even £500 for some special treat SPs in my days, and none of them were in digs any different to TPC.  No discernible difference between TPC and the most popular SP venue in town (Chelsea Cloisters).

Yes, Hyde Park Mansions was a treat, but Em is not some millionaire or anything.  She doesn't live there.  It's a business venue she has to pay for to provide the service.  She just lucked out on access to the Hyde Park Mansions flat for a period from a connection who gave her an amazing deal (I think it was one of her regulars).

Your comment did make me wonder what if a good forum thread would be "What are the most luxurious SP digs you've ever been to?"  (no, point in asking the "worst" because it would just be all the walk-ups).  For me, the best would probably be Mudra Massage run by a (legend), Rosa.  She had a place on both Weymouth Avenue and then moved to Gloucester Place and both were stunning (she had great girls too and long ago she coincidentally actually did a few parties which were amazing but she gave them up because she didn't make any money and were difficult to manage).


- It was fucking hot on the day. No fans in sight. I enjoyed dripping in sweat with Cindy but with everyone else it was just gross and it stank.


That is strange.  Every time I have gone on a hot day they have had multiple fans.


- Shortage of robes and clean towels.


That is strange.  Every time I have gone, there were plenty of robes and towels.


- Snacks were just a cheese board with crackers. What happened to the days of nuggets or pizza or samosas? 
... cost cutting when you live in a mansion and pimp out all these girls ... pure greed or mismanagement.


That is strange.  Every time I have gone, Em has brought out hot snacks like pizzas or samosas or chicken nuggets.



but you need to revisit TPC business model.


Changing the "business model" means either raising the prices or cutting costs.  Sounds like you don't want anything more cut out.  I am very appreciative of the extremely moderate price.



some gents are fucking gross ..


Agreed.  It really bugs me when fellow punters don't have a clue about basic party etiquette.  Things like grooming.  And hogging a girl for 45 minutes

[On posting I only just noticed that the OP is from last August.  It just showed up on the list of today's posts and I haven't had my coffee yet.  My comments are still relevant, but I generally don't like to dredge up old threads.  Sorry.]
« Last Edit: May 14, 2018, 07:11:38 am by samtor »

Offline jeezyuk

We are all entitled to our opinion.

Anyway I didn’t want to dredge up an old thread.

Just spotted Amy on the roster and thought I’d complete my review as it may help others wanting to punt today.