Author Topic: PenelopeDelRay of Wakefield  (Read 4488 times)


3 review(s) for PenelopeDelRay (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by mrfishyfoo]

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I hadn’t planned on punting again quite so soon then work sent me to Wakefield.
 
I knew Penelope was available so I thought fuck it why not.

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The short version.

A right good snogathon with a lass who was well up for it and eager to please.

The booking process.

A couple of texts and that was that. No AWank booking no fuck all, nice and simple, just how I like it. Game on !!!!

The waiting game.

What waiting game. I was buried balls deep in Penelope less than 2 hours after I sent the initial text.

The Venue.

A sensible apartment near the centre of Wakefield.

First I am going to describe her.

Penelope is a size 10/12 Polish lass. Fuck me she’s tall, I’m 6’2” and she was taller than me in her heels, so the claimed 5’10” isn’t far off.

Facially I thought she looked pretty and that her eyes were quite “bewitching” as they are brown/hazel with what looked like a green ring round them. She’s got longish brown hair that’s ½ way down her back.

I’m happy to state the lass in the pictures is definitely the lass I met in the room. Her PG contains a number of face pictures so there’s no hiding there.

Stats wise I reckon that 34-28-38 is about right and that her large natural tits are indeed E cup that’s claimed. Figure wise she’s classic hourglass. Penelope is toned, she told me she’s a fan of the gym, and she’s fat free other than the slightest bit of a belly. The best way I can describe her is solid. She’s got a big firm arse that “was asking to be slapped” and really strong calves and thighs. If she was a bloke I’d be describing her as well built as she’s a sturdy package. I reckon she weighs about 10½ stone and I’d say that her given age of 29 is about right.

Penelope has a couple of small well done “girly” tattoos and she’s got pierced ears.

Have to say I was well pleased with the lass that was about to suck and then sit on my cock.

The meeting.

I set off with time to spare and arrived in the vicinity of the venue with 15 minutes to go. I then parked up in one of the numerous retail parks that’s in Wakefield City centre and let Penelope know I was there. I got an immediate come on down so off I trotted.

Tap tap on the door and of course Penelope did the hiding thing. I was greeted by this big smile that was attached to the lass described. Penelope was wearing a sensible figure hugging dress and 5” heels. She just grabbed me and stuffed her tongue into my mouth as she then tried to rip my tonsils out. Good girl as there’s nothing better to get me going than full on DFK.

Into the room where the DFK assault continued before I shoved her off, handed over the money, and asked for a shower.

I returned to the room in my birthday suit to find Penelope waiting for me wearing the bra and pant set that’s in her profile picture. She was at me again as we snogged each other’s faces off and she started to give mini me a rub. Her bra “disappeared” as I played with her tits and gave her nipples a suck.

Being an hours punt I wanted her warmed up so I suggested we get on the bed. She removed her thong as she walked to the bed and laid down. I grabbed her ankles and pulled her where I wanted her and got stuck straight in. Lovely bald neutral tasting fanny with small labia and a pronounced clit. I asked about fingers which was declined so instead suggested she sit on my face for 69 which she duly did after licking and sucking her way down my body. Have to say she’s got a lovely mouth on her. Plenty of suction as she took me all the way in. Being tall she was able to suck and lick my balls while I munched her out.

Well I was really enjoying the attention and I was in danger of popping so I suggested it was condom time. Penelope applied the condom with her mouth and then mounted me in cowgirl. She eased herself down my shaft and then bounced and ground away on me while leaning in for more snogging and letting me suck her tits. What a fucking sight as her tits jiggled and bounced away as she rode me. Position change to missionary as I bent her double and proper went for. No issue with giving her a snog as I fucked her and sucked her tits some more. Penelope was making all the right noises, whether she came or not I cannot say, and then we changed to doggie. What an arse as I pounded away and gave her a couple of slaps. I could now feel the sap rising and asked her where she wanted my baby batter. Tits was the response, I wanted to hear CIM as it’s on her likes list, so I withdrew as she got into position, removed the condom, and sprayed my baby batter over her.

Penelope then helped me to clean up and also cleaned herself up.

Well the clock said 40 minutes in and TBH I expected her to tell me we were done. Penelope though had other ideas as she suggested she would give me a massage. I declined the massage and instead we lay together and she cuddled up to me. Our hands were all over each other and the DFK continued in abundance. Now she surprised me as she opened her legs and directed my hand down below while she played with my cock. So I played with her clit with my fingers and then slipped a finger deep inside her and played hunt the g-spot. Think she liked being fingered as she started to get really wet again. By now mini me was well and truly standing to attention. I asked if we were good to go for round 2 and Penelope’s response was another condom applied with her mouth.

Time for reverse cowgirl. Penelope rode me like a champion jockey before she pulled her feet up under her arse and squatted above me. Slap slap went her arse cheeks against my thighs as she pasted me. Time for another change of position as I again asked for doggie, it’s really rare I can cum twice in this short an amount of time but I was up for giving it a go, as I slid in from behind and fucked her as hard and as fast as I could. Well this lass can take a pounding as she pushed herself up onto all fours and started thrusting back at me. FFS I nearly got there but I was conscious of time as I needed to be elsewhere. Penelope actually seemed quite disappointed and gave me the impression that she was quite happy to keep going BUT alas because of other commitments that I daren’t miss I couldn’t.

Time for a very quick shower, dressed and then one final full on snog before I said my goodbyes and left.

The money bit.

I paid Penelope £100 for an hour of her life.

In conclusion.

I proper enjoyed this lasses company. This lass really was IMHO a right good fuck. She had a really good attitude, seemed very willing, able and definitely seemed to me to want to please. Her kissing was some of the best I’ve had in some time.

The only slight negative was that she didn’t let me cum in her mouth, albeit I hadn’t made it clear at the beginning that was what I wanted.
 
Last but not least.

The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is hell yes I would.

I am though as ever conscious that YMMV and just because I had a good time with Penelope doesn’t mean the next punter will.

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Nice tontober review fishy, seems better luck out side of Sherwood for you.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Nice tontober review fishy, seems better luck out side of Sherwood for you.   :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Why thank you MrVW.  :hi: :hi:

Yeah that forest is cursed for me at the moment.  :scare: :scare:

Offline Neptune

Nice review Mr Foo. Thank you.

Offline Dick Cheese

Thanks for the review matey :thumbsup: Do you know if she's in Wakefield for the long term or just touring?

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Thanks for the review matey :thumbsup: Do you know if she's in Wakefield for the long term or just touring?

Think she said she's here for a couple of weeks then back to Poland for a couple of weeks then back to Wakey again.

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Pleased to see normal service has returned for you. She looks hot - man, those tits!!  :wacko:

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Good review Mr, her pics look great, just my type. Think I’ll be going to Wakey in next few days.

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Welcome to tontoberisation fishmonger

Offline Dick Cheese

Think she said she's here for a couple of weeks then back to Poland for a couple of weeks then back to Wakey again.

Cheers  :thumbsup: looks like a trip to Wakey is in order then when my punting funds allow.

Offline Tricks

Nice review Fishy :hi:

She wanted you to stay FFS :D

It must because I'm a fat old twat and she thought I'd had enough :lol:

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Nice review Fishy :hi:

She wanted you to stay FFS :D

It must because I'm a fat old twat and she thought I'd had enough :lol:

Yeah but she got 2 pops out of you didn't she.  :drinks: :drinks:

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Yeah but she got 2 pops out of you didn't she.  :drinks: :drinks:

He didn't book 2 pops though or that would have been fine. 

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Yeah but she got 2 pops out of you didn't she.  :drinks: :drinks:

The thing is, I could have had 3 pops! Albeit the last one wanking myself off over those massive tits, but I was denied the opportunity :hi:

Amazing how experiences differ, which is why I did not read your review before writing mine. Maybe we should do this more often?

I'd like to think I packed so much into my 45 minutes that she was exhausted and you left her wanting more :D :lol:

Punctuation required, but I cant be arsed
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The thing is, I could have had 3 pops! Albeit the last one wanking myself off over those massive tits, but I was denied the opportunity :hi:


I can hardly ever pop twice in an hour and 3 is impossible but for someone who can I "hear" your frustration.


Amazing how experiences differ, which is why I did not read your review before writing mine. Maybe we should do this more often?


Indeed we should do this more often as "comparing notes" is definately worthwhile.


I'd like to think I packed so much into my 45 minutes that she was exhausted and you left her wanting more :D :lol:



I think the basic service was very similar and if owt I reckon you got more out of her as I didn't go anywhere near her arse and she was initially reluctant on the finger front.

Overall I think we are both agreed that she's a willing vanilla GFE with a right tongue in her gob.


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Agreed  :hi:

Pick another tontober and let me know beforehand so I can book her too. We can then write back to back reviews while supporting tontober at the same time.

It should add a little fun I think.

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First I am going to describe her.

Penelope is a size 10/12 Polish lass. Fuck me she’s tall, I’m 6’2” and she was taller than me in her heels, so the claimed 5’10” isn’t far off.

Facially I thought she looked pretty and that her eyes were quite “bewitching” as they are brown/hazel with what looked like a green ring round them. She’s got longish brown hair that’s ½ way down her back.

I’m happy to state the lass in the pictures is definitely the lass I met in the room. Her PG contains a number of face pictures so there’s no hiding there.

Stats wise I reckon that 34-28-38 is about right and that her large natural tits are indeed E cup that’s claimed. Figure wise she’s classic hourglass. Penelope is toned, she told me she’s a fan of the gym, and she’s fat free other than the slightest bit of a belly. The best way I can describe her is solid. She’s got a big firm arse that “was asking to be slapped” and really strong calves and thighs. If she was a bloke I’d be describing her as well built as she’s a sturdy package. I reckon she weighs about 10½ stone and I’d say that her given age of 29 is about right.

Penelope has a couple of small well done “girly” tattoos and she’s got pierced ears.

Have to say I was well pleased with the lass that was about to suck and then sit on my cock.


for clarification Fishy described her again on another punters review as;

"A thick set Polish lass that's starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly"  :D :D :D

Just in case you missed the rolls of fat in his original semantics.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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And the author of the other review stated.....

A few rolls of belly fat and a slightest of belly

Is there really that much difference?

Basically she has a bit of a belly! Ffs

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Would my milk analogy be needed on here?  :sarcastic:

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And the author of the other review stated.....

Well best your words on your review and they are miles apart.

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Well best your words on your review and they are miles apart.

I give up.

You are right VW and I am wrong.

Happy now ?? Got what you wanted ??

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I give up.

You are right VW and I am wrong.

Happy now ?? Got what you wanted ??

All i wanted was punters to see your subsequent description as they were different, all about other punters for me, my happiness has nothing to do with it.

Easy to overlook these things and many punters add later.

 :drinks: :drinks:

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Everyone's noticing how she';s gaining weight so fast, nobody noticed she lost 2 inches in height between MFF and Tricks. Maybe her spine collapsed from all the shagging and she's only 4 foot tall and all her belly is compacted and overhanging now  :lol:

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All i wanted was punters to see your subsequent description as they were different, all about other punters for me, my happiness has nothing to do with it.

Easy to overlook these things and many punters add later.

 :drinks: :drinks:

What happened to the "Your review...your opinion" ethos that you normally champion so strongly MrVW ??

That's 3 out of 4 punters now that have admitted to fucking her that haven't seen no rolls of fat.

My review !!! My opinion !!! Or does that now count for nothing ??

Next time maybe I'll just state "If you want a description look at the pictures as they are an integral part of my listing" and do it eBay style instead.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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That's 3 out of 4 punters now that have admitted to fucking her that haven't seen no rolls of fat.

My review !!! My opinion !!! Or does that now count for nothing ??


All i did was post your post to contradict your review, maybe have a word with yourself.     :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Read here

Your words vs your words..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=165193.msg1777361#msg1777361
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Both are your opinion, but when somone has 2 contradicting opinions how can you respect both?
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.....when somone has 2 contradicting opinions how can you respect both?


Seems to me like you are getting lonely under your bridge MrVW as in my book there's no difference between

.....the slightest bit of a belly

and

.....starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly.

Perhaps I'm not the most skillful of orators but I fail to see where the contradiction is.

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Seems to me like you are getting lonely under your bridge MrVW as in my book there's no difference between

.....the slightest bit of a belly

and

.....starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly.

Perhaps I'm not the most skillful of orators but I fail to see where the contradiction is.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

thanks for reposing the problem, will surely help other punters understand your review, and maybe your past and future reviews that use the word slightest. 

Many thanks.   :hi:

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I note sarcasm in the second quote but not in the first.

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I note sarcasm in the second quote but not in the first.
+1
But I find it hard to believe that VW would take something out of context and deliberately reposition it.  :sarcastic:

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I note sarcasm in the second quote but not in the first.

What sarcasm?

Perhaps I should have described her as being "A thick set Polish lass that's starting to show the signs of having a few too many pies......on her belly"  :D :D :D

Just a statement of fact. 

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+1
But I find it hard to believe that VW would take something out of context and deliberately reposition it.  :sarcastic:

You're up north now fry... put your jumper on, you'll catch a cold  :D

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You're up north now fry... put your jumper on, you'll catch a cold  :D

Someone  blogged about woolly jumpers, knowing fry was going to post here.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Someone  blogged about woolly jumpers, knowing fry was going to post here.    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

One is handsome and toned..  the other has got his own string  :sarcastic:

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You're up north now fry... put your jumper on, you'll catch a cold  :D
I'd never venture up there without one.
BTW - what sort of porker is that? An Old Spot perhaps?

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what sort of porker is that? An Old Spot perhaps?

Eh?

Are you asking about the avatar or something else?

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Eh?

Are you asking about the avatar or something else?
The Avatar of course.
I'm assuming you weren't at Uni with David Cameron  :D

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The Avatar of course.
I'm assuming you weren't at Uni with David Cameron  :D

I don't know what make of pig it is  :D

Never mind the pig, read the words  :D

Offline Tricks

Everyone's noticing how she';s gaining weight so fast, nobody noticed she lost 2 inches in height between MFF and Tricks. Maybe her spine collapsed from all the shagging and she's only 4 foot tall and all her belly is compacted and overhanging now  :lol:

 :lol: :lol:

You go to your dear old mums for a day and a shit storm happens :D

Do we all still think there is only one WG?  Tall, short, thin, fat, ugly, pretty, does not know how old she is...sounds like one of my match.com ads :D